the funniest take I've ever seen in the spider-verse fandom HAS to be that one time I saw someone complaining about them not addressing Spider-ham's absence in atsv, saying that they should've addressed John Mulaney going to rehab IN THE MOVIE . . .
and to this day I still DESPERATELY want to know how they expected that to play out, because seriously.. HOW.
was Miles supposed to ask Peter B in the middle of that one scene where they're talking (and Miles is still being actively chased down by the Spider Society) only for Peter B to dramatically turn to face the Audience and tell us all that John Mulaney has gone to rehab,and that fucking Spider-ham is going with him ???
I think about this daily.