#spicey!

Some beasties @moogleface rolled up with Humblebird’s Infinite Monsters!

A wizard created this gal for a freshman project and immediately “put her in storage” in a dungeon. She spends most of her time starving, but when someone enters her room she’ll eat them, and once her stomach is full she gets sad about how she doesn’t have any friends (because she keeps eating them).

Something or other from a different reality that showed up in the bowels of a fortress. Despite being unable to communicate, it seems to have a desire and aptitude for healing the injured and unwell, which is quite convenient for a military installation. Less conveniently, sometimes it disassembles people while they’re unconscious, so the garrison has come to let it do triage while keeping it away from the infirmary and barracks.

Self-aware rotting peppers that want to stave off oblivion as long as possible. To this end, they stun small animals with pepper spray and assimilate them into their own bodies. The Carolina Reaper of Theseus, you might say.

halloween ,   and   the   dark   lord   fallen :   felled   by   a   child   if   the   rumours   were   true .   he   has   to   laugh   ⁠—   —   when   has   a   child   ever   bested   him ;   when   has   a   child   ever   done   anything   but   submit   to   his   teeth   and   his   claws   and   his   rage   and   his   curse ?   ( when   has   a   child   ever   survived   that   curse   when   he   didn’t   intend   it ? )  

are   you   frightened ,   carrow ?   don’t   know   what   to   do   with   your   precious   dark   lord   gone ?   it   doesn’t   matter   to   him ;   every   month ,   the   moon   will   shine ,   and   every   month   he   will   find   new   victims :   fresh   meat ,   hot   and   bloody   and   his .   this   night   always   brings   out   those   who   are   willing   to   submit   to   his   desires ,   however   violent ,   however   depraved   they   might   be .   ( i   am   become   death ! )   fenrir   smiles ,   a   horrible ,   steaming ,   bloody   smile .   ‘ yours   might   be   over ,   witch .   mine   hasn’t   even   begun . ’

Okay, so I blame almaes for this. XD See, we were eating lunch, and she flips her shit, which is NOT something almaes does. XD So she starts giggling and says, "Oh! I have to show you something!" and as she's searching it, she's got this face of "Oh my god this is great!" and she adds, "You're gonna die!" Laughing, she meant.

Anyway!

So she pulls this up on Tumblr (I couldn't find it afterwards, that's why I'm postin' it), and I started watching it, and at first I was like, "Okay, what's so funny? I guess almae's humor is different than mine." And she's just sitting there, staring at me with this goofy grin, and then the first funny, and I was squeaking like an underused door (I'm recovering from a cold/sore throat) until the end of it.