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‘  an old person, huh? in a hospital? phew, better call the coast guard.  ’

‘  between you and me, it’s freakin’ comfortable. it’s like i’m wrapped in hugs.  ’

‘  don’t make me lick your damn face.  ’

‘  don’t you remember? we’re married.  ’

‘  drive picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.  ’

‘  family don’t end with blood.  ’

‘  for us every day is halloween.  ’

‘  gun. mouth. now.  ’

‘  here ghosty ghosty ghosty. come out, come out wherever you care.  ’

‘  hey! ass butt!  ’

‘  i can’t do it without you.  ’

‘  i can’t do this alone.  ’

‘  i could go into detail, but i’m not going to.  ’

‘  i don’t care that i don’t care.  ’

‘  i found a liquor store and i drank it.  ’

‘  i got to say, you, uh… you don’t suck.  ’

‘  i lost my shoe.  ’

‘  i never lied. that’s important. it’s fundamental.  ’

‘  i started a blog. mostly just pictures of cats, they’re so cute.  ’

‘  i think the fourth kind is a butt thing.  ’

‘  i want to know what you are.  ’

‘  i wasn’t supposed to play favorites, but you were mine.  ’

‘  i will keep fighting. i’ll keep swinging until i got nothing left.  ’

‘  if it’s any consolation, i think you’re a truly awful person.  ’

‘  inside, you’re already dead.  ’

‘  it’s just an interesting observation. in a, you know, observationally interesting way.  ’

‘  i’ll pay you money if you sit still.  ’

‘  i’m in pain, that’s how i’m doing.  ’

‘  i’m proud of us.  ’

‘  maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie cause the think it sucks. cause, i mean, it kinda sucks.  ’

‘  maybe you should try ‘plan d’ for ‘dumbass’.  ’

‘  no matter what you hear or what you see… promise me you won’t get out of bed.  ’

‘  no one in the history of torture has been tortured with the torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.  ’

‘  screw consciousness. that’s what i say.  ’

‘  so what, our home’s not good enough for the ‘hang in there, kitty’ poster?  ’

‘  son of a bitch.  ’

‘  sure, humans are weak and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint. but they also give and create, and they sing and dance and love. and above all, they never give up.  ’

‘  the human soul is not a rubber ball. it’s vulnerable, impermanent, but stronger than you know. and more valuable than you can imagine.  ’

‘  there ain’t no me if there ain’t no you.  ’

‘  they are better than us. damn right they’re flawed, but a lot of ‘em try. to do better, to forgive.  ’

‘  they say you can’t protect your loved ones forever. well, i say screw that. what else is family for?  ’

‘  too many things are things.  ’

‘  we didn’t lie. we just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.  ’

‘  well, boohoo. i’m so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess.  ’

‘  we’re far from perfect, but we are good.  ’

‘  we’re the ones you should be afraid of.  ’

‘  what happens when you’ve decided i can’t be trusted? …again?  ’

‘  when you betray us, i’ll be the one to carve your heart out.  ’

‘  who cares where happiness comes from? look, we’re all a little weird, we’re all a little wacky – some more than others – but… if it works, it works.  ’

‘  you are a great big bag of dicks.  ’

‘  you brave little soldier. i acknowledge your pain.  ’

‘  you don’t have to be ruled by fate. you can choose freedom.  ’

‘  you explain to me… tell me why you abandoned me.  ’

‘  you have a guinea pig? …where?  ’

‘  you know who does that? crazy people! we are insane.  ’

‘  you know who spies on people? spies!  ’

‘  you, me? we deserve to be loved. i deserve to be loved! i just want to be loved.  ’

‘  you’re all duct tape and safety pins inside.  ’

‘  you’re bossy… and short.  ’