S7E01 of The Mentalist is genuinely THE episode. Like yes S6E22 was amazing because it was The Love Declaration™ but the fallout?? The Next Chapter?????
*chef kiss* sublime, my friends.
Lisbon: Can we keep Us™ on the downlow just for a little while because it's all very new and I don't want the whole world having an opinion on this?
Jane: Absolutely fine by me my beautiful little honeybunch light of my life fire of my motivations sun of my sky, don't you worry, Mum is the WORD, my love.
Jane: OMG WOW CHO YOU'RE LOOKING GOOOOODDDDDD..... **so are you, Lisbon, good morning flower of my garden, heart eyes intensifies, here have this origami swan I made from a paper napkin**
Lisbon: Ugh, who are you saying good morning to, you weirdo?! **You are an idiot. I cannot wait to smooch you later. brb just changing my name legally to Swoony McSwoonFace**
FBI Agent: [is mildly rude to Lisbon]
Jane: YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU VILE BEAST OF HELL, I WILL MAKE YOU PAY, I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN, I WILL MAKE YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN CURSE MY NAME, HOW DARE YOU TALK TO THIS INCREDIBLE AMAZING BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH ANYTHING BUT WORSHIPFUL REVERENCE?????
Jane: I mean.....like.....it's whatever. I don't care. **teeheehee I do care really cos I'm in love with Lisbon but nobody knows cos we are SOOOOOO good at keeping things on the downlow!!!**
Abbott: Listen I know you and Lisbon are banging—
Jane: Banging? Banging what? I don't know what you mean I'm not skilled in carpentry.
Abbott: Sure kid. Anyway, heads up, Pedro Pascal's on the warpath and he's grown a Revenge Glow-Up Beard™, so maybe stop swooning so outrageously at each other.
Jane: NBD I just hired a real life version of your prized model car for the day, let's go for a romantic drive in the country. PLATONICALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These two idiots could not keep their love a secret if their lives literally depended on it I adore them they are absolutely goddam ridiculous and they are every single relationship goal ever.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
