#speedrun au

I explained why he needed a Den Den Mushi over here!

and DONT WORRY Zoro didn't unsheathe his sword ;o _ o (doesn't need to against weaklings LOL)

tori being like "ah, with access to a real city and pocket money, i would like to buy this interesting eyeliner--" and kushina is like NO MAKE-UP UNTIL YOU ARE TWELVE. life is so cruel. tori IS allowed to paint her nails though

i was trying to think of ways that naruto could be a cute younger sib. i think he would honestly like having an older kid that's legally obligated to pay attention to him. however they are mismatched because naruto wants someone to teach him cool things and tori fucking loves explaining things but naruto can only perceive an indecipherable wall of text when she does this. however. naruto is like "i want a jutsu to turn my teacher purple" and tori is just like "okay. let's do it"

i think tori gets sent to the academy real quick because they simply don't have anything else to do with her. minato briefly floats the idea of making jiraiya babysit her and kushina immediately shoots down the idea of jiraiya ever spending time alone with a young lady* *jiraiya isn't going to DO anything but he might say something insane

tori likes the idea of school bc she likes learning, but she hates having to only hang out with kids. she's constantly like "itachi save me" and he's like "no." also she has insane feelings about standing out so i'm not sure how she would approach a completely mundane school situation. but itachi is like "i would simply defeat all my peers so soundly they let me graduate" and "why are you upset. hokage-sama already knows you are capable of trapping and killing his own guard. he's not going to be surprised if you get an A on an assignment"

i think maybe sometimes tori does get yoinked from school because minato has spare time and he wants to play fuinjutsu like training a dog. tori doesn't mind because fuck children.

the frustration of being an adult that other adults treat like a child vs having your own room and comfy bed for the first time in eight years

Living day to day Weeks become the same Everything's a blur What's it gonna take? What's the final say? Is this all worth it?

did somebody say Yu-Gi-Oh!/Sonic AU? no? too bad, have some designs. I’m calling it Speedrun, more details below.

Record Time!

A fanart for Phos in @kordeliiius ’s Speedrun AU/Moon Scholar AU! Because that is canon no I don’t make the rules/hj

Im glad you like it, dear anon!!! <333! Sadly, however, I am in the midst of college applications, and im currently focusing on that as well as my coursework right now, so updates will probably not becoming soon unless I find a free day!

That being said, my update priority is currently: requests, of which I plan to publish 5 as they are all somewhat done, ace chap of esom, another esom chap, hanahaki, and then dearest brother and speedrun au. So you'll most likely get new whirly fic before you get anything else lol

Dominanting Alpha Generals ready to lead the pack... A.K.A: my excuse to draw them in cool poses

So I saw a houseki no kuni au made by kordeliiius know as Speedrun! Au. And I couldn’t help but make a little drawing of one of the outfit’s Phos had in that au, You can go check it out, it’s amazing!

(I worked so hard on it so I apologise if I made a little mistake in the drawing)