#speech control

it's not until a mindless moment that it drops a dish and stumbles on its words- "oh, damnit- er, this one meant to say, um, h-how inconvenient...." that it catches the smirk on the witch's face. a spark of understanding in its mind grows to full light with a pat on its head and three simple words.

"You're so cute."

This one’s not mine, but it’s ditzy fun regardless.

All you have to do is talk with people. Its better if someone else knows your rules too so they can correct you if needed.

Every 10th word you speak stop whatever it is you’re saying and instead say “ummmm” and then pause. When you speak again, start with a brand new thought (what you were saying wasn’t important)

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Words with more than three syllables are for smart girls, and this user should never be allowed to use them.

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If you ever see this user say or write a word with more than three syllables, please correct the user and remind them how bad those words are for them, how much space they take up inside of that tiny brain, and how much of a waste that really is. The user consents to reminders and corrections on this matter.

I thought of several different ideas for this concept, so here's a list phrased from the perspective of the asker:

"Write "Bark!" after each sentence you write"

"Use lowercase pronouns for yourself and uppercase pronouns for me"

"Don't respond with any words that are more than five letters"

"Don't respond with any words containing the letter 'e'"

"Respond with as many cat puns as possible"

Some of these could also be combined for a more difficult writing task.