#specgram

The editors and publishers of Speculative Grammarian are very proud and a little melancholy to announce that the extra large ULTIMATE ISSUE of our esteemed journal is now available. This issue offers many excellent articles, including a mathmaticolinguistic breakthrough in the dimensionality of English prepositions, an evocative look at the evocative case, a nostalgic collection of punct rock classics, more obstreperous and abstruse musings from Artemus Zebulon Pratt, and an in-depth survey of retirement living options at SpecGram Estates—along with the usual collection of insightful advice, limericks and other poetry, one last letter from a reader, a massive book sale, linguistickish puzzles, other advertisements, and more…

The editors and publishers of Speculative Grammarian are proud to announce that the Penultimate Issue of our esteemed journal is now available. This issue offers many excellent articles, including a case study in how to deal with, let’s say, “overly enthusiastic” linguists in table-top role-playing games, an exhilarating glimpse into the cosmological orthography of the Babelverse, and a formal investigation into SpecGram’s alleged instantiation of negative meaning—along with the usual collection of limericks, minute.DU mystery.PL stories, book announcements, linguistickish puzzles, and more…

The editors and publishers of Speculative Grammarian are pleased to announce that the Antepenultimate Issue issue of our esteemed journal is now available. This issue offers many excellent articles, including the slick bars of a fresh track about an up-and-coming rapper’s evening in the club, the revival of previously lost media plumbing the orthographic depths, an extended preview from Panini Press of a spiritual successor to Metaphors We Live By that inverts many of the dimensions of L&J’s foundational metaphorical lens, and a brave recognition that there is such a thing as a stupid question and a practical tool to deal with the unwanted arrival of such—along with the usual collection of insightful advice, breaking news, limericks, minute.DU mystery.PL stories, book announcements, linguistickish puzzles, advertisements, and more…

* This issue is 94.7% likely to be the actual Antepenultimate Issue. The previous issue was identified as such due to an off-by-one error committed by one or more accounting interns. Remedial flogging has been applied.

The editors and publishers of Speculative Grammarian are pleased to announce that another issue of our esteemed journal is now available. This issue offers many excellent articles, including an historic “announcement” “from” the Editor-in-Chief concerning the rather foreshortened future of SpecGram, the first in a collection of minute.DU mystery.PL stories, and an exploration of matrifocal duodecimal narratology—along with the usual collection of letters from our readers, limericks and other poetry, serendipitous fieldwork, book announcements, linguistickish puzzles, announcements, and more…

The editors and publishers of Speculative Grammarian are pleased to announce that another issue of our esteemed journal is now available. This issue offers many excellent articles, including a look into the shallowly cute yet deeply unsavory nature of a well-known “educational” children’s song; a view of the future of linguistics as seen from the past (part, the first); and an excerpt on the Effolk dialect from the not-entirely-reliable Jimmypedia—along with the usual collection of letters from our readers, breaking news, limericks, serendipitous fieldwork, book announcements, linguistickish puzzles, and more...