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OH BOYS ITS FINALLY HERE!! @sharkpuppyofficial @sharkpuppymusic
During the early days of the Shark Puppy Discord, weād greet newbies by sayingĀ āserver party!ā until someone misread it asĀ āsewer partyā and that became our new greeting. Now any new member gets a big SEWER PARTY welcome! And my opinion of Pennywise in the Shark Puppy AU was that heās a fuckboi rapper called P3NNYW1SE so... Hereās an AMAZINGLY AWFUL collab between P3NNYW1SE and Richie Tozier of Shark Puppy (also featuring the wonderful Chloe Harvey @melziemelody ) about fucking peopleās dads and cannibalism -- all to an early 90ā²s groove!Ā
Album art by the lovely Freddie @birdsatthequarry and lyrics below the cut! (Warning, explicit!!)
Iām back! Iām Pennywiser,
Been years since I last ate and youāre an appetizer,
Iāve been laying dormant underground,Ā you donāt know what youāve woken,
You best not make a fuckinā sound,Ā unless you want your skull broken!Ā
If youāre not scared yet, I donāt know whatās wrong with ya,
Iām done hibernating so Iāve come back and Iāve come back stronger,
I got an itch to scratch, if you scratch my itch,
Iāll drag you down into my layer and make you my fuckinā bitch,
Jeffrey Dahmer aināt got nothing on me,
Use your blood to flavour my coffee,
I donāt got no standards, Iāll feast on fuckinā anything,
Motherfuckers line up, itās like a banquet fit for a king!Ā
Iāll drag you by your neck right down to the sewer,
If youāre lucky you wonāt end up on my skewer,
Inflate your guts and tie it like a balloon animal,
Fuck your dinner parties, Iām a fuckinā cannibal!
[CHORUS]
If youāre feelinā brave tonight, come on down and get a bite,
Don't be scared just follow me, those lights will set you free,
Just when the bass about to drop, like balloons weāll pop-pop off,
Itās a Sewer Party, come join the Sewer Party!Ā
Welcome to the Sewer Party, assholes, I knew youād come!
Just like I did when I beat your momās cheeks like a drum,
Itās a tough gig, being so hot to all the sexes,
You can imagine the list of all my exes,
Is somehow even longer than the length of my dick,
Cos my double-swinginā dong goes in more than just chicks!
I may be blind, but I can still fuck your dad right,
Got your girlfriend seeing stars, boyfriend seeing Deadlights,
Thereās not just one clown, thereās two! And the otherās name is Trashmouth,
Just talking my flat ass off ātil a motherfucker lash out,
I donāt have a personality, I just listen to Smash Mouth,
Gotta play all my cards right, so this Joker can still cash out,
Richie, Richinā, Iām bitchinā about these haters,
See you later, alligator, youāre a chronic masturbator,Ā
Got a dick so big even your mom struggles with the size,
You say āBeep Beep, Richie! Itās time for P3NNYW1SE!āĀ
Beep beep, itās time to reap reap, fuckers!
You can meet your maker if you get down into the sewers,
Donāt stop feeding me, my stomach needs filling,Ā
And I can think of a few more fucks that really need their blood spilling,
Iām killing, Iām thrilling, Iām grilling, but mostly killing,
You think I give a single shit if youāre not willing?
To get down in the sewer, Iāll pull you down there,
If you like it or not, I donāt fucking care,
If you drown, bitch, Iām a motherfucking clown, bitch!
Just take one, two, three, four, then you wonāt frown, bitch!
Iāll get you higher than helium, we donāt gotta stop,
Weāll float up to the atmosphere, and then weāll go pop-pop-pop!Ā
[CHORUS]
Welcome to the Sewer Party!Ā
If youāre a dumb loser looking to just get murdered, I know just the place for you!
This. Club. Has. Everything:Ā
Two ugly clowns, some rats that sing,
A bottomless pit, a topless twink,
But not the kind of top you think,
A teen werewolf, some shoes with toes,
A 30 year old ex ready to propose,
Two halves of a girl separated from each other,
And a fella who may or may not have fucked your mother,
And a whole lot of drugs, well thatās a given,
And a one-armed kid DJ joins the competition,
For the weirdest, maddest, club in town,
Weāre talkinā bout the Sewer Party, come get down!Ā
I think I took one too many Poppers⦠What do you mean that was just helium?
richie and eddie get in a fight and eddie suggests a song called ārichie tozier cries during sexā but mike ben and bill all just start high fiving richie in solidarity
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I keep thinking about what each member of Shark puppy would sound like when they sing. Since like, half of the kids cast can sing like no motherfucker knows, this is more like when theyāre in their twenties.
Bill: Turntan from Hippo Campus, best example would be their song Simple Season -> Right Here. It has this comfortable falsetto, this pleasant drawl, and a little growly imperfection, ugh, yeah thatās Big Bill.Ā
Stan: I think Stan can sing like its no oneās business, and he sounds like Matt Maltese, which can sometimes not vibe well with Shark Puppyās sound, but he;s really versatile and makes it work. Even If Itās a Lie is what Stanās voice and piano playing is like
Eddie:Ā I feel like would be the one with the voice that is completely different to his speaking voice, Itās really deep and smooth, like Phum Viphurit. Hereās this stripped version of Lover Boy, that best emulates what Iām thinking. Maybe Phumās voice is a better headcanon for Richieās voice. ugh i donāt know.
Richie: Dan Avidan from Ninja Sex Party? I know that Finn sings, but I canāt get this headcanon out of my mind.Ā A fantastic example would be his cover of Rocket man -> Here. His voice is unique, but undeniably attractive. I think its also funny that Finn Wolfhard and Dan Avidan are buddies!
Beverly: Hayley Williams from Paramore, or King Princess. I love both of their voices, but Hayley Williams definitely has a larger range. but i feel like her stage presence and vibe is more like King Princess, like her performance on SNL
Mike: Obvi, Chosen Jacobs can sing, but my headcanon is leslie odom jr, especially based on his cover of a song calledĀ āGuilty Onesā. Itās so beautiful, I think Mike has the most versatile voice, and has the range, darling.
In this headcanon, Ben is the manager, but I feel like he sounds like the guy from Civil Wars, and sometimes he performs with the band.