#spcu

I’m back! I’m Pennywiser, Been years since I last ate and you’re an appetizer, I’ve been laying dormant underground, you don’t know what you’ve woken, You best not make a fuckin’ sound, unless you want your skull broken! 

If you’re not scared yet, I don’t know what’s wrong with ya, I’m done hibernating so I’ve come back and I’ve come back stronger, I got an itch to scratch, if you scratch my itch, I’ll drag you down into my layer and make you my fuckin’ bitch,

Jeffrey Dahmer ain’t got nothing on me, Use your blood to flavour my coffee, I don’t got no standards, I’ll feast on fuckin’ anything, Motherfuckers line up, it’s like a banquet fit for a king!  I’ll drag you by your neck right down to the sewer, If you’re lucky you won’t end up on my skewer, Inflate your guts and tie it like a balloon animal, Fuck your dinner parties, I’m a fuckin’ cannibal!

[CHORUS] If you’re feelin’ brave tonight, come on down and get a bite, Don't be scared just follow me, those lights will set you free, Just when the bass about to drop, like balloons we’ll pop-pop off, It’s a Sewer Party, come join the Sewer Party! 

Welcome to the Sewer Party, assholes, I knew you’d come! Just like I did when I beat your mom’s cheeks like a drum, It’s a tough gig, being so hot to all the sexes, You can imagine the list of all my exes, Is somehow even longer than the length of my dick, Cos my double-swingin’ dong goes in more than just chicks! I may be blind, but I can still fuck your dad right, Got your girlfriend seeing stars, boyfriend seeing Deadlights,

There’s not just one clown, there’s two! And the other’s name is Trashmouth, Just talking my flat ass off ‘til a motherfucker lash out, I don’t have a personality, I just listen to Smash Mouth, Gotta play all my cards right, so this Joker can still cash out, Richie, Richin’, I’m bitchin’ about these haters, See you later, alligator, you’re a chronic masturbator,  Got a dick so big even your mom struggles with the size, You say “Beep Beep, Richie! It’s time for P3NNYW1SE!” 

Beep beep, it’s time to reap reap, fuckers! You can meet your maker if you get down into the sewers, Don’t stop feeding me, my stomach needs filling,  And I can think of a few more fucks that really need their blood spilling, I’m killing, I’m thrilling, I’m grilling, but mostly killing, You think I give a single shit if you’re not willing? To get down in the sewer, I’ll pull you down there, If you like it or not, I don’t fucking care, If you drown, bitch, I’m a motherfucking clown, bitch! Just take one, two, three, four, then you won’t frown, bitch! I’ll get you higher than helium, we don’t gotta stop, We’ll float up to the atmosphere, and then we’ll go pop-pop-pop! 

[CHORUS]

Welcome to the Sewer Party!  If you’re a dumb loser looking to just get murdered, I know just the place for you!

This. Club. Has. Everything:  Two ugly clowns, some rats that sing, A bottomless pit, a topless twink, But not the kind of top you think, A teen werewolf, some shoes with toes, A 30 year old ex ready to propose, Two halves of a girl separated from each other, And a fella who may or may not have fucked your mother, And a whole lot of drugs, well that’s a given, And a one-armed kid DJ joins the competition, For the weirdest, maddest, club in town, We’re talkin’ bout the Sewer Party, come get down! 

I think I took one too many Poppers… What do you mean that was just helium?