Allow me to set the scene for cat number three
It's MAY 2020
U work at a vet clinic but ur laid off bc Covid
Ur cat just died
Ur sad af
No job no cat no society
But wait u work at a vet clinic
The spca uses ur vet clinic
Ur veterinarian knows ur cat is dead and u have a conveniently cat shaped hole in ur life
Vet realizes that if u achieve a cat free life u might quit
Enter Marieβ’
Vet knows ur toast BC Marieβ’ has been in the clinic for weeks BC she kept trying to expire for the drama and views
Pick Marieβ’ up from SPCA!Marie (a human)
She yells all the way home BC ur a child abductor & BC of Covid she was literally exchanged like hard drugs on a back porch
Marieβ’ is actually a raccoon and also a demon
U have met several Maries in ur life and u know this is not one of them.
3 hours in ur not actually sure this cat is domesticated
u know that song that goes ooooooooo BARRACUDAA
That's what u sound like
Trying to stop this warrior princess
So u name her Barracuda
She clinically is considered brain-dead
