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SNAGGLEPUSS, somewhat casually: Lippy ... remember you were discussing with me previously about the likelihiood of a diving vacation?

LIPPY THE LION, between bites of SPAMburger: Uh, now that you mention it, Snagglepuss ...

SNAGGLEPUSS: I'll gladly take you up on your offer to that end. Where would we have in mind specifically?

LIPPY THE LION: I was thinking along the Florida Keys ... you just cannot believe the diving there, and how great it gets!

SNAGGLEPUSS: Not a bad suggestion ... I've dived there once with Crazy Claws as part of a tour we did to promote Wisconsin Dells across the South, and did I ever mention to you about the time we actually encountered a mermaid while diving?

LIPPY THE LION: Now that would be an interesting story sometime!

SUPER SNOOPER, somewhat curious yet trying to stay cool in the heat with a trenchcoat on: Uh, Freddie, doesn't it seem a little unlikely to be chasing ghosts and suchlike that when you know such doesn't exist in the matter of factly?

FREDDIE JONES, of Scooby-Doo's crew, rather stunned at Super Snooper's question: Which is quite the point, Snooper ... and more often than not, such will turn out being swindlers and frauds.

SUPER SNOOPER: And I assumes, then, their intent is to scare the heck out of poor landowners more than anything.

FREDDIE JONES: And sometimes shady business rivals. More often than not, Snoop, such deploying of ghosts and suchlike devices is more of a scare tactic as can sometimes exploit local superstition.

SUPER SNOOPER: Geez ... no wonder some will stoop THAT low to get attention.

FREDDIE JONES: And try to get away with it in the process.

VELMA DINKLEY, interjecting: If I may just add my proverbial two cents here--[Whereupon Velma can't help but notice the canine detective in an overly romantic fashion, to the point of fainting.]

FREDDIE JONES: I should apologise there, Snoop.

SUPER SNOOPER: Apology is, like, accepted. Is it any wonder some cannot help but fall for my charms?

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