#spaghider

Today, Jesus is holding:

Spaghider from Bugsnax

SPAGHIDER

Every Bugsnak is wonderful, every Bugsnak is a delightful design. But Spaghider is absolutely impeccable. Even if it may not quite be my favorite design, I think Spaghider has the BEST design of any snak. It is just bellissimo!

While other spider snax are very simplified with silly anatomy, Spaghider is one of the most anatomically accurate snax there is, and every aspect of the food is used flawlessly! Cephalothorax consisting of spaghetti twirled around a fork, eight noodle legs, a meatball abdomen, and the tines of the fork representing both pedipalps and chelicerae. It is so so so good!!! And focusing more on the food side, I love the detail on both the noodles and the meatball, especially the little flecks left by the sauce. Also, pasta was SORELY missing from the base snak roster, so a spaghetti snak was basically a necessary choice! A spaghetti and meatballs snail was considered for the base game, and dare I say, I think I’m glad we got Spaghider instead, since it is so perfect, and we already have a perfect snail in Cinnasnail, anyway. Somebody call a Chef, because I need one to do a Kiss to commemorate this right about now!

Spaghider spends its time in trees, but if something Cheesy is nearby, it will snag it in a thread... of spaghetti! It makes sense, it’s a long thread that can be analogous to a thread of silk, but it is just funny that it is using what its legs are made of as silk, I think. The beautiful fool will even snatch up Shrink Spice and Snak Traps as long as they’re covered in cheese, and this is how to capture it!

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