#space gremlins

Sulu: you’re already in.

I could be wrong, but I think it’s illegal to kill a man’s bones with a huge blast of bass sound.

Don’t bring a sword to a gun fight, unless you’re a Jedi, or a crazy British WWII soldier.

Mules are the most boring creatures in all of the animal kingdom. “Look at my bitchin’ mule,” said absolutely no one ever.

If you ever feel an urge to game, don’t.

Pillows. Put ‘em under your head. Put ‘em under your other bits. 

The credit card: history’s greatest monster.