Mar 7
Judy: Mom brain is real. I felt so dumb throughout my entire pregnancy.
Cassidy: Why? Because Brad was the father?
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Judy: Mom brain is real. I felt so dumb throughout my entire pregnancy.
Cassidy: Why? Because Brad was the father?
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Joan: Hang on, I just need a sec.
Sas: Oh, don’t worry. We have a lot of secs.
Everyone:
Sas: *turns red* That’s not what I- I mean… take your time. No rush.
*Clint and Natasha are driving somewhere*
Clint: Ugh. The gps says it’s gonna take an hour and two minutes to get there.
Natasha: Yikes.
*roughly three minutes later*
Clint: Oh, good! It’s saying it’s only gonna take 59 minutes now. The time is getting shorter.
Natasha: What?
Clint: It was gonna take an hour and two minutes, and now it’s only going to take 59 minutes.
Natasha: Yeah, because three minutes have passed.
Clint: What do you mean?
Natasha: We’ve been driving for the past three minutes, and now we’re closer to where we’re going, so it’s gonna take less time.
Clint: I think you just broke my brain.
Tonks, walking to get her laundry in only a blanket: Everyone avert your eyes! I’m a little bit naked. My pajamas were a casualty of the toaster fire this morning!
Sirius, looking up from his crochet: The WHAT?!
*Derek tries to do thirty pull ups*
Cristina: Some of those were half ups, you know.
Derek: Suck my dick!
Owen: *turns to Cristina* Please don’t.
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*on the way to school one morning*
Nessa: Crap! I forgot my makeup for dress rehearsal!
Frexpar: When I was in plays in high school and that happened, I'd usually just ask my sister if I could borrow some of hers, but I don't think yours has any.
Elphaba: *starts digging in her bag* Hold on...
Frexpar: It's okay if you don't.
Elphaba: Let me commit to the bit!
Frexpar: Do you have something weird in there?
Elphaba: *pulls out bright green foundation* Is this what you need?
Person A: My parents only ever drink aged wine.
Person B: Yeah, well... there are two things that get better with age: liquor, and men.
Person A:
Person A: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
*on the way to school one morning*
Nebula: Crap! I forgot my makeup for dress rehearsal!
Thanos: When I was in plays in high school and that happened, I’d usually just ask my sister if I could borrow some of hers, but I don’t think yours has any.
Gamora: *starts digging in her bag* Hold on…
Thanos: It’s okay if you don’t.
Gamora: Let me commit to the bit!
Thanos: Do you have something weird in there?
Gamora: *pulls out bright green foundation* Is this what you need?