Snape: ARE YOU-
McGonagall: Fucking.
Snape: -KIDDING ME?
Flitwick: ... What was that?
McGonagall: Albus banned Severus from swearing, so I've volunteered to help him out.
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Snape: ARE YOU-
McGonagall: Fucking.
Snape: -KIDDING ME?
Flitwick: ... What was that?
McGonagall: Albus banned Severus from swearing, so I've volunteered to help him out.

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Allison: You have to react when people cry.
Diego: I did. I rolled my eyes.
Charlie: Uh, should I be concerned?
Alastor, dragging a bloody body bag into the hotel: Nope!
Charlie: Remember these three words: don't argue.
Larry: But that's two words
Charlie: You're starting already
Dante: What's up, loser.
Dante: Sorry, my autocorrect was on. I meant 'brother'.
Cisco: This is a verbal conversation.

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Alan: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Charlie: *sighing* Because they have tiny arms-
Larry, from another room: Because they're all dead.
Skulduggery: Well, I don’t exactly have proof, but I know what I heard. Serpine’s up to something. He has the means and he has a motive.
Meritorious: A motive? What is it?
Skulduggery: It’s the reason someone might be compelled to break the law or engage in dubious activity, but that’s not important right now.
Nat: If the multi-verse theory is true, then there is a universe where it isn't.
Laura: The multi-verse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations.
Cat: Except in the universe where it does.
Mel: I’m having an aneurism.