(( Obviously this isn't canon to the Shadowblood AU, this incorrect quote just felt perfect when you compare how terrifying Eric is to the Canon Alpha kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ))
Caliborn; You're TOO LATE, Super Dorks! You'll never stop me now!
Jane: That's where you're wrong, evil doer! We will stop you! With the powers of.....
Jake: Friendship!
Roxy and Dirk: Harmony!
Eric;*holding his chainsaw, already covered in blood with a dead look in his eyes* Incredible violence.......
Jane; And love!
Caliborn;*now scared for his life* Ah..... I- I see you have a new member, Super Dorks..... Prepare for battle--
*5 minutes later*
Jane: Wow, guys! ^v^ We're doing amazing, lately!
*Meanwhile, no one seems to be paying attention to Caliborn's agonized screams as Eric mutilates him with his chainsaw, after gouging his eyes out and pulling out some of his teeth with pliers*
