(i already sent this to the rarepairs emperor but thought you might like it as well)
I just had a fucked up dream that's like a fic idea for a crackship
Tfp Shockwave was making a dimension switching machine, and he sent a drone to test it out and show them another world. The drone came back injured, but had good material: he brought photos of a really, really attractive bot (who shot him out of surprise)
While Shockwave and Soundwave were nerding over the idea of another universe having creatures who look like cybertronians, when Knockout saw the photos, he showed them to breakdown, and they decided to make a plan.
The bot was tall, blue, had a red visor, and shapely silver thighs.
They set a crazy goal: Travel to another world, find that bot and lick those thighs, even if they die. So they use shockwave's machine without permission and fucking do it.
The another universe has the same language, same war, its own optimus ang its own megatron, even another versions of themselves
How shocked they were to find out that the red-visored beauty shared his name with their tedious third-in-command?
So yeah. Adventures of Knockout and Breakdown going to another world to try to seduce earthspark Soundwave.
That would be so fucking funny