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Title: Noise Complaints. Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Relationship: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya Rating: 🔞 Explicit Word Count: 3.5k Tags: College AU, Roommates, Mutual Pining, Valentine's Day Smut.

Summary:

"That’s his ‘out’, the pure brilliance of his strategy: it’s a ‘we could, perhaps… just joking… unless’. A childish choice, really, but desire rarely breeds the smartest ideas.

It’s hasty, they’re both clearly rushing. There needs to be no time for either to think. The mackerel can’t retreat if he’s balls deep. And the slug won’t chicken out if he’s getting his brains fucked out. Simple maths, really.

Or, Osamu Dazai thinks the best way to handle a noise complaint is to become the noise complaint.