We had been driving for hours and I was starting to lose the will to live. I intended to let my man know.

“baby?” Chibs merely hums in acknowledgment from his slumped position in the driving seat. It was pitch black on the roads and it was clear that Chibs was struggling to stay motivated. “How long left?” He chuckles slightly at the childish question.

“Few more hours, ye bored?” Fillip questions glancing at me while reaching his hand out and giving my thigh a squeeze.

“I passed bored two hours into this journey” Again he chuckles lightly and we settle back into a comfortable silence before I get a great idea. I quickly move to grab Fillips phone from his jean pocket which seemed to catch him off guard.

“Oi love, this is no time for a quickie!”

“Aye okay, you calm yourself” I quickly shoot back. I typed the song I was looking for into his phone before plugging the aux cord in and waiting for the song to blare from the speakers.

“When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you!”

“Y/N! Not This Song Again Lassie!” I cant stop the laughter as I sing along as loud as I can to my favourite song which Fillip cannot stand.

“Come on babe, embrace your culture!”

“Fuck ma culture, a canny stand this song!” After this he proceeded to try and get the phone out of my hand which he was unsuccessful at. “I swear to god, when this car stops yer gettin’ a right good spankin’”

“In your dreams babe” And for the next half hour I play that song and many others Scottish songs as I can find.

- getting high in random places and random times

- in a play park

- in the mall toilets

- in a kids tree house once

- anywhere really

- getting high with him since you where kids in Belfast

- doing weird shite when you’re high

- like that time you ate hotdogs and caned icing

- getting the munchies

- Which include weird cravings just like the hotdogs

- always raiding the fridge at the clubhouse

- Chibs always getting horny when he’s high

- “fuck me good and hard lassie!”

- always ending up in bed together

- but never when your sober

- always giggling

- finding everything funny

- slagging off people who walked by you both

- “he looks like a prick”

- “aye he’s a prick”

- getting high when you’re both stressed out

- being there for each other

- having the best time together

This was a request from anon “getting stoned with Chibs Would Include”