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BEING IVAR’S DAUGHTER WOULD INCLUDE:

(anonymous said: being ivar’s daughter would include??? love your work btw!! ❤️)

(a/n: sorry that this one took so long to write up and publish, things have been hectic for so long for us! we loved this one, honestly, - it was so cute -. thanks so much! we’re so glad that you enjoy our work. ❤ thank you sooo much for requesting, sunshine!  - admin kat 🌙❣️ & admin wenzel 🌲💖)

◾ First of all; it would be an total known fact that your father, the Great Ivar the Boneless would resolutely believe that your birth were to be a blessing & miracle, hands down. 

◾ With that said, your father would thus believe that the All Mighty Gods from above gave you life for an very important reason, to which he would express his upmost gratitude towards them, each & every single day of his life, with bucket-loads of contentment & gratefulness, (etc).

◾ Overall, your father would be rather grateful &  joyousness upon having the chance to witness your birth or when holding you for the very first time, yet however in the rear dark corners of his mind, he would appear rather bewildered upon becoming a father, having been told prior hand, countless of times, that he wouldn’t be able produce any children (having believed so for sometime) & that no one could or would ever love a cripple, such as himself. 

◾ “For I may be greatly consumed by perplexed and astonishing emotions…” your father, Ivar the Boneless, would begin to speak lowly, chagrin lacing his tone in a way in-which he seemed to be in awe of your sleeping figure. “But I would prefer this more than the wretched anger I constantly feel.”

◾ With that noted, it would be incredibly evident that you would have a particular & special place within your fathers heart, to which would never change with your growing of age & so on. 

◾ Your father & daughter bond would blossom throughout the years as rather inseparable & unbreakable, to the point that no mere mortal or God like being could ever splinter, (etc). 

◾ If anyone (man, women, beast, whatever or whoever) were to approach you with fowl, ill or any negative words or intentions, it’s certain that your father would clearly drag himself over rapidly, spitting not only threats of venom towards them, but also his acclaimed and unrelenting wrath.

◾ Thus vowing to them, - promising upon the all Mighty Gods -, that if they were to ever speak of or think of you in anyway, shape or form (the list definitely goes on) again, he wouldn’t hesitate to have each & everyone of them Blood Eagled in front of the entire nation.

◾ If that weren’t to workout, your dear father would inflict a massive amount of violence & pain upon or towards them, in which would be filled with so much focused fury & absolute torment that he’d ensure that they’d never have the ability of walking in a straight line once more.  

◾ “I swear to all the Mighty Gods above that if you ever go near my daughter again, I will personally do more upon you than dragging your ass into the dirt!” He’d bellow boorishly without showing any form of hesitation whilst complete rage consumed his whole being. 

◾ After that encounter, there would definitely be no way in Hel that your dear father were to ever see you as an grown woman to whom is capable of keeping yourself safe when you age older. It ending with your father keeping an rather close eye upon your every moves from then on, (etc).

◾ “What are you talking about?” your father would question out rather distastefully at your sudden question upon if courting and marriage were to be apart of your near future. “You’re too young to muster up thoughts of courting and marriage! ” He’d added rather in an grumble at you, waving his hand as though dismissing the topic entirely without another word spoken.

◾ It would be an known fact that your father, Ivar would be an quite protective father. Like protective scary & upon a completely different level than others would appear with their own children. People would most diffidently end up probably dying within terrible ways because of how possessive he would appear. You’re his daughter, so he truly & deeply cares about you.  

◾ “No one is good enough for you, dear daughter.” Ivar would lean forward, grinning as though he weren’t being serious, though the twist of his eyes and mouth churning suddenly made you think otherwise. “And if you meet a man, - or a woman for that matter -, and you think you’ve found the one… You’d better think again.”

◾ Your fathers anger would scare you immensely, to which he’d tend to try to shield you from it at times, but he can be tense and harsh, not understanding how to exactly be around you. But you know of what the citizens of Kattegat say of him, and you know that it’s true.

◾ Growing up he would play with you whilst often finding it rather hard to be gentle with you in moments like this between you both, because of how very small & physically frail you would be. Deep down having a true fear of himself ever accidentally harming you, to which he wouldn’t forgive himself for if that were ever to unfold, (etc).

◾ Yet as you grow more older in time, he would still be soft with you at times between you both, but would become more harsh in some ways, ensuring & teaching you about how the worlds really is, but also  shielding you when he calls for it, but not always being so successful with that.

◾ There’d be no dating at all. Period. 

◾ With that topic ahead, if you were ever to date, it would be whomever your father would pick for you, hands down. Ivar is one picky son of a bitch & wants someone to whom would be able to take care of you, is intelligent, willing to treat you with the upmost right but also respect, can protect you with their life & someone to whom is a real Viking. 

◾ You’d be the reason to why your father smiles much of the time. Seeing you grown up & to witness you being your one true self would really make him blissful with the upmost happiness. 

◾ You’d most likely have his temper, & he would be for sure proud of that. 

◾ It would be somewhat rare for you both to get into arguments, surprisingly, but if that were to ever happen, it would be rather intense & frightful situation for others to witness. Often ending with words full of venom from both parties & having no type of control within yourselves, to which no mere mortal nor God could split up. It would be a bloodbath, hands down. 

◾ With that said; it would also result in with both parties no longer uttering even the smallest words to one another for quite sometime or chasing a glance towards each other. The silent treatment would be rather quite a big thing between you both in the end, lasting for quite sometime. 

◾ It would take ages for either of you to cave in, usually it being yourself to do so, but almost as much as your father, Ivar. Clearly becoming quite uncomfortable & saddened with how far apart you both have become of this argument. -not unless you ever become a Christian- -to which clearly would be a complete no-no with your father-.

◾ He knows deep down that he cannot stay angered at you forever.

◾ Once again becoming ever the more inseparable with one another.

ivar the boneless gif : source - 🏹

Dating Carol Danvers would include...

Carol did not want a relationship

She’s got shit to do, damn it! The last thing she needs distracting her is some person that she can’t help but pay attention to a little too much

But it’s been so long since she’s had the freedom to do so - to be with someone she likes, and the little rebel inside her is telling her to just go for it

It’s not like she was oblivious to your glances, how you instantly perked up anytime she was around or she was mentioned. She was a bit surprised one of these other guys hadn’t tried forcing you two together

Ugh, she did not need this!

“You look really pissed, and I’m guessing it’s not just because the end of the universe happened and everything,” Natasha said one day, smirking slightly over at Carol. Nat wasn’t blind

Carol gave her a look before sighing, running a hand through her hair and biting the inside of her cheek

Screw it - on the off chance she did die soon, better to go out with a bang, right?

“Can I talk to you?” Carol asked you, bluntly, and leaving no room for question. She always did that - a natural born hero who didn’t take anyone’s shit

“It really doesn’t look like I have much of a choice,” you joked, following her as she led you somewhere more private. Privacy wasn’t usually her style, not unless absolutely necessary, so you were a bit concerned

“I’m just gonna put it out there - mainly because I hate dancing around and I also hate being deceived, so I’m assuming you hate it, too, so - I like you. More than another hero should but I don’t think I can really help it these days”

Carol is a woman who is always sure of herself, never caring for anyone’s opinion of her, but this was different, and she was vulnerable for once in her life...could she use her photon blasts on herself to disappear right now?

“You do?” you finally asked, and she nodded, and you grinned. “Yes! Nat told me you were giving me these signals but I wasn’t a hundred percent sure, and you’ve got enough shit to deal with, so I thought I’d leave it alone or wait until after we sort this mess out but - wow. Oh, and I like you, too - more than another hero should.”

After that, the two of you were sort of inseparable. Not in a clingy way, more in a way that let each other know you were there for the other

Carol was fiercely independent, and needed her space

You never argued with her on that; you needed your space, too

It made things easier between you two, and always left room for learning new things about one another

Carol was still hesitant about her past, and was still remembering new things about herself all the time. She wasn’t too keen on sharing them with you at first, and was grateful that you didn’t press her on the matter

You always let her come to you first with things that were on her mind, and you’d always provide insight if you had any. It’s one of the things she realized she loves about you

Carol was always up at the crack of dawn; it’d been drilled into her in the Air Force, and you usually got up with her. There were some days that you just refused to get out of bed, no matter how hard Carol tried to get you up

“(Y/N), I swear, if you don’t get up right now I will blast you out of this bed!”

“That would be so cool. I’ll wake up if you do it!”

That was another thing she loved about you. She learned the hard way that some people were terrified of her abilities, of what she could do with them if something happened and she couldn’t stop herself, but you? You never even remotely flinched when she blasted something (or someone)

“Why aren’t you scared of them? I mean, they could kill you, you know,” she said one day, and you just shrugged

“Eh, I would not put it past you to kill me one day because I am hella annoying at times, but it’s just another part of you, and if it’s a part of you, I love it. They’re also really pretty and make this really awesome sound - I love them! Also, you look so badass when you fly”

You have a bad habit of telling strangers that you’re her girlfriend

Whenever there’s something happening and you’re down on the ground protecting civilians and she’s up in the air, you never hesitate to tell completely strangers that you’re together

“Yeah, she’s my girlfriend. Isn’t she just so...awesome? And dreamy? I mean, you guys can’t see her face, but man - she’s a beaut”

Carol refuses to train with you. She really only lights sparring with Steve or Thor, someone who can handle her photon blasts without getting incredibly hurt by them

Occasionally, you convince her to spar with you

You know she’d never intentionally hurt you, so you’re never worried when you spar with her

You’re a ground fighter, and completely human, so you’re always vulnerable to everything the universe has to offer, and you find that training with Carol gives you some more tolerance and an extra edge in fighting

Not that she’ll let you do much fighting. Carol is very protective of you, and the one time that you came down with the cold, she wouldn’t leave your side

She can become a bit paranoid when it comes to you, and a simple sniffle to you and everyone else suddenly becomes your death bed

In a way, it’s sweet that she cares so much. It’s one of the few ways she shows how she feels about you

Carol is not a huge fan of PDA - the most she’ll do is a five-second hand-hold, but other than that she hovers. It could be annoying to others, but you’ve known her for so long now it’s an endearing gesture to you

When Carol does decides to act on her affections, it’s always in private, or around close friends, usually only around Maria and Monica

That was the most important thing for Carol - that you got along well with her best friend and her best friend’s daughter

She had nothing to worry about, naturally

You fit right on in with Maria and Monica, and even spend time with them when Carol isn’t around

“They’re good people, Carol, and part of your past. I also know you worry about them when you’re not around, so consider me extra security. Also, Monica plays a mean game of Uno and I’m still trying to figure out how to beat that kid. Seriously, do you have any ideas on how to do that?”

At times, Carol doesn’t think she deserves you, but she quickly shakes that thought away, because you’re still at her side

You’re always there for her. Even when you’re galaxies a part, you’re chatting away in her ear about some new TV show or rambling about how Thor ate all the damn pop-tarts again

It’s a nice change of pace from her action-packed life, and you’re always a breath of fresh air for her

It’s why when she realized that she loves you, she doesn’t hesitate to tell you

“You know I love you, right?” She’s getting ready to leave, her helmet already on and destination set in her suit

“Danvers, of course I know, you dork. I love you, too. Now go before I drag you back to bed”

•Let’s get one thing out of the way, Chris is the best boyfriend EVER

•He gives the best hugs

•He loves to pick you up and spin you around

•He loves to pick you up in general

•Lots of forehead and nose kisses

•Chris constantly having an arm around you

•Watching football together

•Chris can tell when you get board so he throws popcorn at you

•You play fight until the game comes back on

•Dodger loves you just as much as he loves Chris

•Going on walks together

•If you get tired Chris will give you a piggy back ride

•Attempting to keep up with him while working out

•Watching the movies Chris has been in

•Him groaning the whole time while you laugh

•Going with him whenever he goes to visit his family

•Being close with his family since they’re so important to him

•If you ask nicely he’ll let you put a face mask on him

•You always playing with his hair

•Adopting a puppy together and announcing it on Twitter

•Something along the lines of ‘We’re giving Dodger a little brother!’ With a picture of you, Chris, Dodger, and the new puppy

Dating Marko Would Include:

(A/N): Heya, thanks so much to @excusememecouldyoupleaseleave who requested this! It was so much fun to write and Marko needs some more love in this fandom! Thanks again and I hope that you enjoy this imagine! - Admin Kat 🌙❣

(A/N : I read a headcanon somewhere that Jason likes twenty one pilots so in this you are going to a tøp and a panic! at the disco concert with the boys cause why not? But if you don't like these bands fill free to change them to something else in your mind. Or I can write this with other bands, idk. I know I probably won't ever see them live so this is kind of a fantasy/dream of mine)

On the ride to the venue you listen to your favorite songs from the bands and sing along

When you get there the opening band is already playing, they are a local band from Gotham and they are actually pretty good, you seen them once or twice

Jason and Roy suggest that you should get some drinks so you go over to the bar, the boys are having beer and you order your fave drink too

The boys decided to keep their 'tough image' and lean their back against the wall with beer in their hands

You just roll your eyes at that before telling them that you will go enjoy the music and dance a bit

Twenty one pilots is already starting when you see them again, they are still at the wall but Roy is slowly nodding to the beat while Jason is fighting the urge not to run in the crowd and sing along like and idiot. (but that's exactly what he will do)

When they start playing stressed out Jason grabs you and passes his drink to Roy and before running to the crowd with you he shouts  'Hold my beer' to his ginger best friend

Said best friend gives Jason a middle finger and runs after you guys

Jason managed to fight his way to the front row and now you're sitting on his shoulders, both of you screaming the lyrics at the top of your lungs

Roy makes sure to take pictures of you guys and the band amd of course himself

All three of you sing along to Heathens

By the time they start playing the last song you are on Roy's shoulder, wearing his baseball cap and your face is all red from shouting

Jason is grinning ear to ear as he runs his fingers through his slightly tangled hair, he tears his gaze from the band and looks at you and Roy. It's probably cause of the concert but he can't control himself and kisses Roy on the cheek and strokes your side.

'I fucking love you guys'

'We love you too, buddy'

You hold out your hand for Jay and smile at him

That's when Roy starts shake excitedly, nearly dropping you off of him.

'The fuck Harper?' you asked but than you hear others scream and look up to the stage to see Brendon. Fuckin. Urie.

Jay is totally freaking out when he starts to sing

those goddamn high notes make you(r backbone) shiver

All three of you are having the time of your life

You caught Jason singing i write sins not tragedies on video

When it's over you are all shaking and overwhelmed and a bit tipsy but no one could wipe the smiles of your faces for a while