#sonicchronicles

So I'm casually digging through old Sonic RPG screenshots, right? Just lore-hunting as one does.

And THEN I see this:

“Rouge tempts the enemy with her feminine wiles to keep their mind off the fight.”

⁉️⁉️⁉️ EXCUSE ME???

SHE WHAT NOW??

I'm sorry, WHAT YEAR did this game come out?? Who wrote this?? Was this a side quest or a fanfic? Is Rouge the Bat out here casting Charm Level 9000 on enemies in the middle of battle??

🧠 Meanwhile me trying to focus on the actual turn-based combat:

Rouge used flirt. It’s super effective. Enemy forgets how to attack. Shadow's just standing there like 😐

📜 Add this to the list of “Sonic Lore That Shouldn't Be Real but Is.”

Also Bioware:

“This is a kid’s game.”

Also Bioware:

“FEMININE WILES”

THAT was hilarious.

Wait a minute you guys We're Homestuck

I thought we were fuckin' all about trolls. *Ba-dum-tish*

Something I find kinda funny is that I'm really not a fan of the Sonic games, mainly because I'm awful at them and I'll be the first to admit that.  But I don't go bashing the series and its fanbase, no matter how much they may or may not deserve it.

i mean on deviantart that might be the case since the "AWESOME INTERNET tROLLERS" there actually do offend most of the people since deviantart takes everything seriously and gets offended by everything

but this is just the wrong place to do that stuff nobody is taking you seriously and you're just late night entertainment