#someone write it

ace jesper that uses his flirting to mask his true feelings because he feels broken

ace jesper that feels like he can't be ace because both kaz and inej both fight so hard to overcome their touch aversions that he has to want it because even the most traumatised people in the barrel feel the attraction

ace jesper that came to ketterdam naive to the natural sex drives of teenagers because he grew up on a farm with no other kids around and he simply was never taught that

ace jesper that learned how to flirt just enough to get a kiss and nothing more

ace jesper that panicked when he saw wylan because holy shit that boy is hot and i want to just... hold his hand and cuddle and maybe kiss him once or twice

So, of course, he goes and wakes them up, leaving the baby on the kitchen island. Cat is out of the bed as soon as she registers the words leaving Misa’s mouth, while Toff is like “wtaf are you talking about??”

And when they’re all in the kitchen, they kind of just stare at the infant (which I feel would be a boy, who either is very calm or the most giggly boy ever). And, then they tell Misa he has to make a very important, and probably awkward, call to Sam.

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misa accidentally neglecting his child 1 minute into having it, yeah adds up