Not long into officially dating, ilya mentions on a call hes got a massage coming up (I know professional athletes will probs have like special team ones idk go with me here) and shane doesnt protest exactly but he asks how long he's been seeing them, clearly doesnt love the idea but doesnt say so (is it a man or woman? What are you hoping hollander?). Ilya immediately says this will be last one, make you uncomfy so I won't do, simple.
Obviously thats what shane wanted but also makes him feel like shit so he goes full shane hollander and basically trains as a sports masseuse in his spare time. Becomes the best at it coz of course he does. Ilya swears he never had a happy ending before but now its 100% guaranteed
(One day someone on the team asks for a rec in ottawa and ilya just chokes. Okay im done)
