#some triangles

1. Always post the rules. 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you. 3. Write 11 questions of your own. 4. Tag 11 people. 

Tagged by @some-triangles which: what? I am eternally confused as to who is Aware of me |:T

1. Which facet of online discourse makes you the least comfortable?

How much time it makes me want to waste yelling at wrong people on the internet. How susceptible social media and sm platforms are to manipulation and gaming, how many people act and talk as if this isn’t the case, and how little platform providers do about it.

2. How quickly can you figure a tip?

I usually just use rounding shorthands and peg at 20%. If it’s ~$10 then the tip is $2 or $3, if it’s ~$20 then the tip is $4 or $5, etc.

3, Are you proud of your heritage? If so, should you be?

The gens Atheris are a Storied and Honorable people, so yes on that point u_u But I’m also a USian, and the USian heritage is one of genocide, betrayal, human degradation, and basically the worst sorts of moral outrages a person can conceive of, done in the name of profit and national egotism and christian chauvinism. Anybody who can look at our founding documents and say “How Fine”, or at the land of this continent and say “How Beautiful”, or at our society and say “How Free” yet refuses to see and talk about the river of horror that runs through them and the mountain of corpses behind them(or worse, denies that they’re there, or tries to wave them off, or to justify them) is a dishonest and self-serving coward with a seriously off-kilter moral sense.

4. What’s your fursona?

I don’t have a fursona :|

5. What’s the best sandwich you’ve ever had?

As a viper, I don’t eat sandwiches u_u The Management: Schlotzsky’s Beef and Cheese.

6. If you had the opportunity to leave your body and become an incorporeal being that preys on the living, would you?

Yes. The Management: No. Incorporeality implies an irreparable loss of Tallness which The Management could not Abide.

7. What’s the last notable interaction you had with a stranger?

County Tax-Assessors. The Management: Buying a Schlotzky’s Beef and Cheese.

8. Have you ever made a shrine?  If so, to what?

I Don’t Think so, but I used to arrange toys into tableaus all over the house. The Management: “We used to etc, etc.”

9. Favorite wrestling move?

The Giant Swing >:] The Management: The Scorpion Hold

10. Do you have a type?  If so, what is the least convenient thing about it?

Puns. The innuendo.

11. If you could switch lives with one rap artist, living or dead, who would it be?

I wouldn’t, but I WILL take this opportunity to boost Gift of Gab, he’s Fairly Ridiculous :| :| He’s a Lyrical Spiracle Spewing Vocable Miracle in a Herd of Words flappin like a Murder of Birds to Baffle and Curb the Worse of the Cruel and Cynical u_u u_u u_u

Hmm Questions......

1: Bacon: Oven or Pan or Other?

2: Oatmeal: Gross Sludge or Staff of Life or Other?

3: Hamburgers: Discuss your Views on their Proper Dimensions. If you believe they should be Fat and Greasy and the Size of Your Head and Include a Side-Salad between the Buns, how did you come to hold such Wrong Opinions and Why do you Persist in Them, an Insult to Rationality and All The Gods?

4: What is your opinion of the Canadian 50-Year Dragonhoard Tax? A Necessary Excise to Prevent Gross Centralization of Indolent Wealth or Tax-And-Spend Liberalism or an Obvious Bill of Attainder or Other?(Question included to Needle my Godfather, who Never Shuts Up about This >:( Note from The Management: The Management of Racing Turtles would once more like to reiterate that Dragons and Dragon-related Legislation cannot, logically, Exist, as Our Staff has yet to Introduce The Management to said Godfather, and his not existing is the only possible explanation of so persistent a failure. Note from The Author: You’re an INFANT!!!)

5: Do you Find Looming, Tomb-Voiced Size Fetishists who Constantly Dress like an Undertaker and Hassle you about Not being Introduced to PseudoFamily a Blight upon Existence and Proof Creation was a Mistake, or Merely Annoying?(An Addendum from The Management: Noble Interlocutor, is 85cm Large or Small? Note from The Author: Rude!)

6. Do you think the High and Low Fantasy divide Exists? If you do, what do you think Separates the Two??

7: Magic: Systematized or Inscrutable or Alive or All or Neither or Other?

8: What is your Favorite Magically Realist TV Show? Some Examples: Northern Exposure, Twin Peaks(Sometimes), Fargo, Six Feet Under. Or are Like-Hierarchies Dumb and Artificial??

9: Name Five Notable Vriskas from Non-Homestuck Media.

10: If you could change one aspect of The Dreaded Animes, what would it be?

11: What are you favorite Conspiracies/Mysterious Events/Cryptids? Why?

you have watched some-triangles recent talk simulator episode, haven’t you?

Unfortunately, no - still cannot watch/listen to stuff in general. But I did recently trick the triangles half of truckscast into reading Daughter of the Blood: