So much of "sales tactics" are just... Ignoring the needs and consent of the other party. "Do you want to join our savings club?" No. "Are you sure?" Yes. I gave my answer. "Rather than cancel this service, can we interest you in-" No. I called to cancel and I have my own reasons for that. Please skip to the end where we can both go on our merry way. They don't care about what you say, they want to squeeze every last bit of value out of you like a pickup artist vampyr.

My parents got annoyed enough with how frequently salespeople knock at all hours of the day peddling nonsense that they put up a simple little "No Soliciting" sign on the front door. The solicitors:

Time to submit your headcanons, again!