#sodapopvecna

If Sue Sylvester from GLEE had been in ST Mike and Will would’ve been together by season 3 at the latest

She would have put them in the Russian elevator alone together

And then schizophrenic Steve would’ve killed them

He doesn't CARE about Tina

He kills them because now that they’re gay he associates them with Tina Turner

And then end of beggining starts to play

And it reminds him that being in Chicago cures him of his schizophrenia so he goes there and starts crying because he feels guilty(the it djo feels in Chicago is guilt) and then Eddie puts his hand on Steve’s shoulder and assures him it’s ok and then Steve says “but how are you here” and then Eddie saying that he escaped the bats by pretending to be one of the but he got confused and actually thought he was one but then he saw a Steve edit on TikTok which reminded him that he is a lustful man so he came back and then Dustin(he was there the whole time btw) saying “well I’ve seen stranger things”

Not before Steve reminds him that he's not gay and Eddie says well I wish you were and Steve is like omg what you like me and Eddie goes "I THOUGHT YOU KNEW" Then they make out probably because Robin told Steve he's bisexual.

And then Lucas(who is also gay max was secretly a boy the whole time whose mother misread his birth certificate but broke up with Lucas because he isn’t gay) lives alone for the rest of his life watching Max from the sidelines

He bonds with Will (A hotpot eating ghost) who Eddie told to do the same thing and they end up dating and moving to Australia WHICH coincidentally is also were chance moved to so Will dumps Lucas for Chance which honestly really bums Lucas out he's not having a great time so he decides to go back to watch Max from the sidelines as he was always intended to do

And Mike has been reincarnated into a parrot watching Lucas from the sidelines so it’s like sidelines squared and Eleven as a parrot(she died at the same time as Mike and Will but is was natural causes and completely unrelated) is watching Mike from the sidelines but only because she thinks his parrot hair(he kept his old hair) is a dark chocolate magnum

Steve decides that Eddie and him are going to get married but at the last minute at the alter he sees a human sized bopper in the crowd and runs towards it as that's his true calling- no one is allowed to be gay in this universe

And then someone in the crowd says “stranger things? More like straighter things” OMG it’s Dr Brenner. Everyone cheers and puts their hands in the center as they agree to set up the Westboro Baptist Church

So we all know of the mysterious being called soda pop wheeler, she is the inside version of Nancy Wheeler - her secret twin sister from the soda pop dimension (this is the mind space that soda pop wheeler actually created ) who has to hide in the shadows and travel around via the tunnels underneath Hawkins. Well… boy have we uncovered some secrets about her. She has been slowly trying to replace everyone and everything, she’s responsible for Mikes season 2/3 personality switch, she threw a fake Will body into the quarry to trick people and all around has been causing havoc SO! She was captured by the government while they were searching for El in hoppers house. SodapopwheelerTM was searching specifically for eggo mix that she could drink raw. As we all know soda pop wheeler is allergic to gluten and produces her own vitamin D and it’s a common fact that gluten only appears spontaneously when you cook the eggos. During her moment of weakness she was taken by genderbent Dr Brenner and locked away inside a small room. To keep her contained they blasted gluten waves at her!

The Hawkins lab has been using her as a secret power source ever since….. we finally saw in season 5 that she was held captive in the upsidown lab base. “wait you can go in the mind dimension too” “you mean- the soda pop dimension (opens a can)”

This proves that sodapopwheelerTM has been the cause of everything bad ever and people have been wildly misjudging her for YEARS!

HERE IS THE PROOF

Have you ever wondered about the mystery that is Eddie's dad in stranger things..... well we have evidence that there was no dad at all.

In stranger things season 4, Eddie talks about his dad teaching him to hot wire cars and generally hints at him being a bad person.

But! In The First Shadow we see a character that is so similar yo Eddie's strange and unique characteristics, this character is a scrawny hyperactive theatre kid who probably has less thoughts in his head than clothes on his body. Supposedly this is 'Alan Munson' - Eddie's implied father.

This completely contradicts what we know about his father in the show - a supposed criminal and car theif. This leads us (top theorists of the modern era) to belive this is actually a Grimwalker!!!!

Now what is a Grimwalker you ask? It's a type of creature that is a clone resurrection of a past person, often with the goal yo create a more perfect version of the original. This is why we belive Eddie has these false memories of his father teaching him to hotwire cars - this person is not his 'father' and is in fact his creator.

NOW S5 HAS DROPPED WE FINALLY HAVE PROOF

Look at this... a normal photo from season 5.... but if you look in the window.....

YOU CAN SEE EDDIE!!!!!

WAIT THERE IS MORE

Another normal looking photo....

EDDIE AGAIN

NOW prepare yourself this next one is so huge... I can't bloody believe that people haven't talked about this?

HES SO CLEARLY BEHIND WILL!! This is the most proof for grimwalker Mundson because he's clearly not aged at all!?!?!?! How the hell aren't more people talking about this crazy fact.

This account is run by the secret Duffer Children...... who work overtime to uncover super secret leaks and theories!!!

Ever wanted to read about theories it seems like no one talks about? Want the added context of people who have seen The First Shadow and obsessively watch the show then look no further!

Theories:

Grimwalker Munson Theory

SodaPop Wheeler - Truth