#soda-talks

So today was a half day but i kinda just wanna rant about my week and my mock results and stuff, because nothing really happened today overall: this week was really really fun, i loved every moment of it and lately ive been so happy about things in my life that i honestly dont know what to say most of the time

Im really grateful i have friends who care about me and i can talk to easily, im glad there are people who actually read the things i post on this blog because the fact you care about me and love me that much you want to know about my boring life is really meaningful to me, and im really glad there are people like you in my life

I've had a really chill week, and OH YEAH bram plushie embroidery patterns are done! so hes being embroidered rn AHHHHHH im so excited I think im just so happy because i feel like i did well in my mocks! i got 7s or 8s for every subject, except for physics, but i blame nicholas cus he broke up with me LTR the day before the exam like dude, so yh i got a 5 NOT MY FAULT THOUGH!!

its probably because of the festive feeling ive been having lately, its probably cus i decorated my house with lights, we have a mini christmas tree and theres actually like plans for christmas? and i mean i always love the new years, every year we'd sit down infront of the TV and watch the fireworks go off together, me, my mum and my brother, never my dad cus every1 here i mean idk about simra knows how much of an asshole he lowkey is

also stalker nicholas is confirmed: hes been on my blog again im scared

oh im nearly finished with unravel me, the book in shatter me series im currently reading AND THE MC, JUILETTE PMO SO BAD I LITERALLY QUIT READING FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS CUS HOWWWW COULD YOU FUMBLE THE LOVE INTEREST OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU so lainey and everyone else in sociology lowkey had to witness my crash out

AND MY SOCIOLOGY TEACHER WAS LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND ME ASWELL AND I WAS LIKE: "i am SO PISSED OFF" and then like i heard her gasp and it was ltr a 'she's right behind me... isnt she' moment ahh and then everyone in class got mad at me for saying pissed which IS APPARENTLY A SWEAR WORD?? which shouldnt be, cus who actually gives a fuck? BUT ALSO I SWEAR A LOT ANYWAYS CMON GUYS this is how you know people at school genuinely dont know me not like i hate them because of that but it just kinda demonstrates how much i am as a restricted person and blah blah blah

i WILL update the bram fic (probably) but in the meantime i hipe everyone will understand my two week, christmas holiday leave of absence from this blog

OH AND ME AND KOVU GOT INTO WHERE WINDS MEET BUT IT ALSO KILLED MY PC SO YEAH!!!

overall: have a very early christmas + happy new years gang!! oh and ill see you in a year lmaoooo

I ALSO NEED A NEW CALENDER :[

obligatory bram washbasin picture for the new years as a gift

He is a fuzzy boi!

Couldn't decide on reg or dungeon master so i did both as a treat, would love to do these up digitally too w colours 🦋

So, i'm pretty sure i already posted about this BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, i was late??!?!?!??!? yeah i don't know either dawg, i think i woke up, and was like: "just 5 more minutes" and then woke up at 8:46 when school starts at 8:55 and i live a good 15 minute walk away.

So we started off the day with english, ms yellow was chill, it was fine we just did some paragraphy writingggg, then I had geography, which literally NOTHING happened, except we got moved downstairs because bard broke his leg or something and then we filled out a worksheet, also since we moved classrooms, we were in my form-room and mr i think i named him mr wrywry was there too. Basically we were talking about how some LICs will remove/make taxes cheaper for big companies to start an establishment there, to improve the economy and stuff, and then mr wrywry was like: "oh yeah i do that, i buy biscuits for the students who go to the extra interventions"

AND THEN mr suit (classic mr suit, i love mr suit NOBODY in my life could make me hate mr suit, have i mentioned i love mr suit???) asked if he had any more, to which he literally made mr wrywry get him a digestive biscuit and was all like: "yeah i would NEVER give you guys these" HIS SMILE WAS SOOOO WIDE TOO and he just ate his biscuit with this huge smile oh it was so funny i actually love that man so much.

Then at break nothing happened, i was lowkey zoinked out... and by zoinked i mean haha...

anyways, then i had physics, to which we learnt about.... oh please don't make me recall my memory right now, i have science 7 times a week... (muffled talking), are you kidding? i have to?

okay fine we learnt about dynamos and alternators, and i don't want to talk about them because no thanks.

then i had biology and this is where things went a BIT wacky.... so obviously me and nicholas did the biology homework YESTERDAY RIGHT??? so there was this worksheet sir gave us two weeks ago that i think i threw away cus LAST YEAR he never checked the homework. Anyways so sir went around checking it, and i just didn't have it, but a lot of people also did not have it, and then mr old went around asking everyone (who had the homework) what to do with those perpetrators (me), to which everyone was like: "let them off" and then sir just let us off, then i asked for a new worksheet and sir said he didn't have any more and to not worry about it so I GUESS EVERYTHING JUST WENT MY WAY

oh also to all those nicholas fangirls, (its me, im the fangirl, also theres only two people who actually reads these) nicholas got a haircut and i complimented his haircut and then gave a goofy smile cus i said i would compliment him irl when he texted me about his haircut

anyways, then math happened, because i decided to skip PE to just have a maths lesson, which is a less of a headache for me cus 1) its my form room, so i don't even need to leave after it's over, and 2) i don't have to drag my PE bag everywhere, so it's a win-win

nothing really happened in maths, except ig some kid called archie got kicked out cus he was laughing, then it ended and we did a maths worksheet in form and then i stayed behind but everyone left and asked if i had detention, but since mr wrywry's assistant form tutor, ill call him mr calm cus he chill idk, so mr calm didn't call out who was late and needed late detention they didn't tell anyone else to stay behind and its unfair for them to leave while i stay behind for detention, so i just lowkey got NO DETENTION FOR EITHER HOMEWORK NOR BEING LATE CHAT

then i went to science intervention, it was fine, i was lowkey loosing my mind but daniel was there and i like talking to him so it was prettyyy chille

OH we played uno during lunch, i forgot to mention, i got like 8 +2 cards and two +4 cards, AND I LITERALLY ENDED THE GAME WITH 18 FUCKING CARDS, basically i was crashing out every other second, and then we speedran playing uno cus the bell was about to go so everyone just rapidly put down their cards it was so funny to watch.

AND THEN i went home and bought my prom dress also kovu if you're reading this i bought you something and it's expected to be delievered between 22 of sep to oct 11 cus i felt like it

I woke up and slept an extra 10 minutes because it was so fucking cold, i didnt wanna leave my bed, recently ive been having like really bad insomnia, which includes today because im... up at 2am and im meant to be getting up at like 8 so like thats 6 hours of sleep yayayaya

i hate it rhgjhsjdkakq

okay then i wore this new coat which is fluffy asf but theres the style design thingy at the back so i lowkey just had a tail (it pmo so i tied jt up) it wasnt to go arounf your waist cus it was at the bottom of the coat so idk chat

Then i had chemistry, it was finee, i did da hw and hayley didnt but she got let off and i just gave my hw to her so she could copy mine

Then we had RE, we just had a sub so i lowkey just died and did nothing

Then i had break, alice took a picture of me and she didnt know where her bag was (was wearing it)

Then i had english, which was fun, except luca got moved to our class cus his teacher wasnt in so his class got split up and srnt to other english classes and ew i just ew disgusting why does he exist

Then biology, where it started snowing oh and mohammad ligit i kid ypu not asked sir if you masturbated and then came and then had sex would you be able to procreate AND EVERYONE WAS SO WEIRED OUT, also sir was like "your body meeds time to like make it again" or smth idfk its weird i had men why are you thinking about this,, couldve been a fucking google search, i told him he couldve gone on reddit cus its the perfect place for his gooner ahj mindset

Then lunch, i dieded again, and then we had sociology, it was pretty chill, i had fun, jist classwork tho, learnt about this devine lady and i kept on thinking about the DeVine from pressure (bro wait i beat pressure)

uhhh then i had maths, i walked in and charlie was rummaging in his bag and said "my water's broke" so i fully went, "what you're pregnant?" And then he got mad at me 💔🥹🫃

Like what do ypu want me to say 😭

Anyways mpreg charlie and we did vectors and i was lowkey falling asleep and miss was like: "tired sabiha?" like yes... cus why does period 6 happen bro

Then i walked home and ran into my dad, who was going to (adrien's) a barber to get a trim on his beard... but wr have an electric shaver at home lkke what why, then i went hpme fr and had pancakss

okau im going bed now hopes to less insomnia or maybe i should just jump off a bridge

Also im gonna die uh probably

so basically i was just yk celebrating the death of charlie kirk cus yk he fucking sucks, and basically luca got moved next to me in maths and he was being extra jolly so i was like "why are you so happy? is it cus charlie kirk died?"

and he was like: "what about charlie kirk"

"its like the best day of my life"

AND OH MY GOD, HE LOOKED AT ANDRE, cus we sit in a row in maths alright, and for context they are both white MOIDS (males) and then luca said "thats not very nice of you, thats not very muslim of you"

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN so i immediately said, "dude he's said things against like muslims and islam" and in general pretty shitty things, if you know who he is, even a little bit

and then andre is like "just because he said some things doesn't mean you should wish on his downfall" DUDE. HE'S ALREADY DEAD. I WASNT WISHING ON HIS DOWNFALL I WAS CELEBRATING THAT HES GONE BROOO WHAT. AND HE'S SAID SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS IN GENERAL LIKE HOW AM I IN THE WRONG???

LIKE DUDEEE WHATTT THEY WERE TRYING TO SHAME ME FOR FEELING HAPPY THAT ANOTHER TERRIBLE PERSON IN THIS WORLD IS GONE, LIKE JUST BECAUSE HE'S A WHITE MAN AND IM A BROWN GIRL DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE HIM CORRECT ALL THE TIME DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HE SAYS AND DOES DUDDEEEEEE

AND I SWEAR IF A GUY SAID WHAT I SAID THEYD AGREE WITH HIM SO FUCKING BIASED IM MOVING ANDRE OUT OF THE SPECIAL MENTIONS BRO I HATE THAT WHAT THE FUCK

anyways, uhm later that day we had physics and reece and this patch of white hair on the back of his head and i asked him about it and in the most dead, depressed way said "so, so many people have asked me about that" and then he explained, "its because of a birth mark"

and i went "oh wow thats really cool" and he just said "everyone says that...ive had this conversation so many times,"i just started bursting out laughing and he said "once it was like 20 people in a singular day" like poor dude man

anyways so afterwards i had uhhh biology in which uhm.... we... we DID SOMETHING??? sociology is across from the school from where biology is, so sir got mad at us for being late BUT HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGGGG and then we just learnt about DNA and lowkey im on my last page for my biology writin book so i was like "PLEASE NO MORE WRITING" cus itd be stupid to ask for a new book in the middle of the lesson ykyk, also idk if i had any nicholas interactions or whatever but yeah biology was biology and mr old was chill asf as per usual Then i had break inwhich i pulled out my PACKET OF POCKET CORN (ive been eating this shit all day) because IM THE CORNNOIESSUROUS okay chat. Then i had media and sir, i love sir, was just lowkey talking about the NEA brief (for non brits *cough cough* kovu, it's a practical part of my GCSE) and then i tried to read but i wasn't bothered so i ate corn cus i sit at the back of the class and also angelo, who sits next to me, kept on tricking this girl by saying he'd give her gum, then pretend to rummage around in his blazer and not give it to her CONTINOUSLY WHENEVER SHE ASKED ABOUT IT, which was so funny i was giggling, and then i had MATHS INTERVENTIONNN RAGHHH, oh and on my way i spotted nicholas (im like HALF certain that he will typically respond when he hears ME say his name) -> BECAUSE when i saw him and realised that he was right infront of me as we were headin to maths, i said his name and he already began to turn around and THEN i tapped his shoulder and said hi SO LIKE LMAO, anyways we KINDA walked to maths together idk he was just trailing infront of me cus he walks stupid fast and then we did functionssss which is so easy that even though we had lunchtime intervention, since the whole class finished it so fast we all just left like 10 minutes in during lunch time and i was nomming on corn and hayley on alice's stolen choco buttons

then we had physics, where i very slowly did maths equations BECAUSE DUDDEEE i do not want to do more maths i cannot be askeddd broooo, and everyone surrounding me was proper speedrunning the questions it was really funny; then i had english intervention, with only me and lotte sitting on our table and connie sat next to me and we were just doing lang 2 question 2 stuff and then miss yellow, at the end, was all like: "go, be free!" i love her smmm lmaooo then me and connie were leavin together and then i saw evie, hayley, alice and evie's little sister, and we all walked home together.... evie's little sister is VERYYYY energetic, and i was muchin on corn the whole way back and we blasted some music n stuff it was such a vibe but i was drained and went home so yEAHHHHH

anyways i forgot to mention but me and hayley sit at the back of RE together in the corner OH and charlie fell over in biology yesterday it was so funny like we were all listening to sir (idk if i gave him a nickname i think its mr old??)

just yk talk about the content and BOOM metal clang it was so funny, everyone turned around and looked and him and i think he went red

Today was funny because it was picture day but i put oil in my hair soo i just like put it in a bun and lowkey was just bald like why would they do this to meee (did it to myself) but this girl in my form said my hair looked good in a bun so YAYYYYY

In third period (biology again but its today) a bunch of people started standing up at 12:30 because they had to go take sibling pictures and mr old got SO MAD HE STARTED YELLING AT EVERYONE STANDING UP, and basically nicholas left at 12:20, which was a class change, to get his picture taken with his younger brother so HE CAME BACK AT THIS EXACT TIME AND I WAS JUST STARING AT SIR (right at the front next to the door) AND THEN STARING AT NICHOLAS WHO WAS LITERALLY JUST AWKWARDLY STANDING THERE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH, AND IT WAS MAKING ME TRY NOT TO LAUH BECAUSE HES JUST FUCKING THERE AND OH MY GOD I WAS ACTUALLY CRY LAUGHING AFTER HE GOT TO HIS SEAT CUS IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

me and andre and younus (another boy in my class, he chill) were talking about spotify and playlists, and we kinda did nothing in biology cus everyone (majority) left to go get pictures taken, so we were lowkeu just vibing

In physics miss explained the way an electromotor worked and basically some of the class didnt really understand so she held an explaining thingy at the back of the class (where i sit) and nicholas didnt really get it like at all and he stood near me and i was literally freaking the fuck out ALSO HE SMELLS LIKE LAVENDER, which no im not a fucking stalker like he is, he just mentioned his perfume is lavender scented and i just got a whiff cus he leaned in and, I PROBABLY SHOULDNT BE POSTING THIS ONLINE UHM... YEAH MOVING ON

had geography in the morning and mr suit is sassy as usual i fucking love him so much mr suit you could do no wrong,

someone, OH SHIT I MEAN LUCAS, this guy who im really cool with (gotta update the fucking pinned post with more characters lmaooo) and we took a selfie together last year on business day and hes just sick and epic, asked what happened to our old geography teacher (who randomily left) AND ME AND NUCHOLAS SAID THE EXACT SAME THINNG AND THE EXACT SAME TIME:

"apparentally she's on maternity leave" except i let him finish his sentence so i went: "apparentally she's on- yeah"

LIKE DUDE SAME BRAIN WAVELENGTH HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE... i need fucking brain surgery dawg.

Had PE and we played table tennis, except everytime me, hayley or evie hit the pingpong on anything but a table i say "_____ tennis!" So like... wall tennis, boob tennis, floor tennis, radiator tennis, and face tennis are all real now. Also we got so bored we started playing table tennis underneath the table and with our hands... i dont really know but i was laughing so hard, so it mustve been amazing

Me and hayley got left alone, because everyone had required maths intervention during lunch time, so i started singing about how our 7 girlfriends left us for mr wrywry 💔, we also played uno andddd we were arguing pver the fact if the table we sat on was a bench or a table and it's now called the Bable, like a holy fucking book, idk do with that as much as you will

Afterschool, i went to collect a literature copy of a book we've already studied, except my teacher lost the class' annotated versions of said book, so we started joking about how she'd need to memorise everyone's handwriting and make sure to annotate the exact same they would, i love her sm ill nickname her ms yellow, cus she lowkey a vibe

okay anyways so today i had my sociology test in the morning and lowkey in the morning its really funny cus this week ive been having tests so ive been sleeping at like 10pm and trying to wake up at 7am because i mean duh why wouldnt i, cus i wanna revise in the morning but i end up just sleeping in until when i would usyally wake up so theres like NO POINT

OH ALSO my birthday happened n i got 4 BRAMS so much babababram hell yeah

WAIT okay yeah so i had my sociology test today and i saw mr suit and I SEE HIM EVERYWHRRE BRO anyways so i told him abt my sociology test and we did it and it wasn't that bad i think it was okay, yesterday i did my geography test and honestly i think i failed so uhm.... idk i hope i die

OH RIGHT and then after sociology i had biology and i made fun of reece having recessive genes which i did yesterday it was really funny and me and nicholas have been throwing glues at each other OH omg i forgor but before i went to spciology nicholas just came out of nowhere and was like: "so you have a sociology exam?" and i got jumpscared but said yeah and we just talked for a bit and then i went to sociology

also reece copies my worksheet OH MY GOD I JUST SAwW THE MOST CUTWDT LITTLE SAUSAGE DOG EVER IT WAS SOOO TINY IM GONNA CRY yeah so reece copies my worksheets in bioloogyyyyy and yeah idk we steal stuff from each other, i kept on stealing his pen and he stole my glasses ALSOO i left my choco milk at home :(

olay then i revised for my maths test in media and break cus i finished my work to the point i was just allowed to do whatever, maths test was alright but i got the histograms question wrong or smth??? idk

THEN me and hayley waited in a line for 8 or more minutes TO GET A SINGULAR COOKIE.... i hate everything.

AND THEN I SAW MR SUIT AGAIN and then we had physics in which alice like pulled me to lay on her while we were on the field, (thanks alice) so yeah idk, ANYWAYS so i saw mr suit again and then i went to physics and we did a practical, also nicholas didnt get it AND i have cool pictures and reece also didnt get it so itts okay

ANYWAS YESTERDAY me and nicholas did some uquizes and played deadrails [insert furry nicholas screenie]

i love my werewolf boyfriend WAIT IS THE FUCKING 8:30 TANGUS FROM PHONECIAN SCRIPTURES CANON NOW. HELP

okay and we did some uquizes WE SPECIFICALLY DID ONE (he picked) on if your crush liked you back and IT WAS SUPER SPECIFIC and we were still on call and i tried to like read out the questions and talk but he went all silent so it was supperrr awkward so idk maybe he likes me chat dunno, i got "your crush probably likes you back" and he got "not enough info to actually know if they like you back" AND we did another one but he was all like: "man i thought doing the crush one wouldve been more funner"

OH that was yesterday but then i had english intervention and idk i think nicholas was staring at me i did Q2 of LANG2 and then left early also i thought daniel was proposing nicholas cus i saw him pull out this box that looked like a black velvet box so idk good for them

ANYWAYS no school tmr but ill probably post or try to like post abt what happened on monday and wednesday (dieded on tuesday) ANYWAYS BYE CHAT oh yesterday i had corn SO IM THE FUCKING CORNNEOISUERS i cant spell it

BYEEEEE WAIT

WRITING THE NOTES I JUST REALISED SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED IN PHYSICS, so we were doing wave calculadoras and i say to reece: "we dont have school tomorrow!" then younus, who sits infront of us, turns around asking about a question to which me and reece both cut him off with telling him two different things at the same time:

"younus we dont have school tomorrow!! :D" "wait when does school end" (refering to half term break)

then i open my planner to check, but the term dates is on this really weird page so im just opened up to like my inner-cover page (where my bram picture is) for a good minute TO WHICH REECE AND YOUNUS BOTH CLOCK IT and they both go like: "wait what the hell is that", younus grabs my planner and gives it back and askes "who is that lmaoo" to which im just like "the LOVE OF MY LIFE... obviously" so they both just dont say anything, and i find the term dates and reece just calculates how many weeks we have left and NOBODY EVEN MENTIONED IT AGAIN, WHY DID THEY JUST TAKE IT LMAOOOO???