#phonecians scriptures

Good evening fellow followers of the feinicious clan. It has been long since we have spoken of our lord and saviour FEIN, and we, the leaders of this great and humble blog would like to apologise to our fellow members who have lost hope in ever seeing another alphabet soup mention on this tumblr blog...

Yet, I am here to announce the resurrection of phonecians scriptures, because i wanted to take a break from revision, and also because INSPECTOR GOON and BIKECYCLE, two of our holy saints have specifically requested to spread the word of: FEIN, his situationship with L.U.C.A pi and... of course the development of the ever-expanding Adronmeia galaxy....

So, rejoice! I am here to announce an event, in which — as per usual — we shall pray to our messiah, FEIN, and strip of all our clothes, lest we wish to anger the ruler of the Goonverse, Inspector GOON.

Where: In our humble Church adjacent to the pub, where we shall drink the slick from omegas in heat

When: This shall take place last year, I hope to see you all on time, at 8:30.

How: Please make sure to pray to saint BIKECYCLE for safe travels, be sure to stay on the lane...

Thank you all for reading this announcement, I expect all members to attend.

So, i'm pretty sure i already posted about this BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, i was late??!?!?!??!? yeah i don't know either dawg, i think i woke up, and was like: "just 5 more minutes" and then woke up at 8:46 when school starts at 8:55 and i live a good 15 minute walk away.

So we started off the day with english, ms yellow was chill, it was fine we just did some paragraphy writingggg, then I had geography, which literally NOTHING happened, except we got moved downstairs because bard broke his leg or something and then we filled out a worksheet, also since we moved classrooms, we were in my form-room and mr i think i named him mr wrywry was there too. Basically we were talking about how some LICs will remove/make taxes cheaper for big companies to start an establishment there, to improve the economy and stuff, and then mr wrywry was like: "oh yeah i do that, i buy biscuits for the students who go to the extra interventions"

AND THEN mr suit (classic mr suit, i love mr suit NOBODY in my life could make me hate mr suit, have i mentioned i love mr suit???) asked if he had any more, to which he literally made mr wrywry get him a digestive biscuit and was all like: "yeah i would NEVER give you guys these" HIS SMILE WAS SOOOO WIDE TOO and he just ate his biscuit with this huge smile oh it was so funny i actually love that man so much.

Then at break nothing happened, i was lowkey zoinked out... and by zoinked i mean haha...

anyways, then i had physics, to which we learnt about.... oh please don't make me recall my memory right now, i have science 7 times a week... (muffled talking), are you kidding? i have to?

okay fine we learnt about dynamos and alternators, and i don't want to talk about them because no thanks.

then i had biology and this is where things went a BIT wacky.... so obviously me and nicholas did the biology homework YESTERDAY RIGHT??? so there was this worksheet sir gave us two weeks ago that i think i threw away cus LAST YEAR he never checked the homework. Anyways so sir went around checking it, and i just didn't have it, but a lot of people also did not have it, and then mr old went around asking everyone (who had the homework) what to do with those perpetrators (me), to which everyone was like: "let them off" and then sir just let us off, then i asked for a new worksheet and sir said he didn't have any more and to not worry about it so I GUESS EVERYTHING JUST WENT MY WAY

oh also to all those nicholas fangirls, (its me, im the fangirl, also theres only two people who actually reads these) nicholas got a haircut and i complimented his haircut and then gave a goofy smile cus i said i would compliment him irl when he texted me about his haircut

anyways, then math happened, because i decided to skip PE to just have a maths lesson, which is a less of a headache for me cus 1) its my form room, so i don't even need to leave after it's over, and 2) i don't have to drag my PE bag everywhere, so it's a win-win

nothing really happened in maths, except ig some kid called archie got kicked out cus he was laughing, then it ended and we did a maths worksheet in form and then i stayed behind but everyone left and asked if i had detention, but since mr wrywry's assistant form tutor, ill call him mr calm cus he chill idk, so mr calm didn't call out who was late and needed late detention they didn't tell anyone else to stay behind and its unfair for them to leave while i stay behind for detention, so i just lowkey got NO DETENTION FOR EITHER HOMEWORK NOR BEING LATE CHAT

then i went to science intervention, it was fine, i was lowkey loosing my mind but daniel was there and i like talking to him so it was prettyyy chille

OH we played uno during lunch, i forgot to mention, i got like 8 +2 cards and two +4 cards, AND I LITERALLY ENDED THE GAME WITH 18 FUCKING CARDS, basically i was crashing out every other second, and then we speedran playing uno cus the bell was about to go so everyone just rapidly put down their cards it was so funny to watch.

AND THEN i went home and bought my prom dress also kovu if you're reading this i bought you something and it's expected to be delievered between 22 of sep to oct 11 cus i felt like it

°°★ @simz-2 AND TANGUS ★°°

☆°• NICHOLAS •°☆

I would like to inform all volunteers, fein-followers and fellow employees at the Phonecians Shrine that last month's festival will be cancelled by two days due to bad weather.

Unfortunately, an evil cosmic ray attack from the saint

Bikecycle

Has come upon our holy land of worship. This means that our saint has been brainwashed by the evil lugs dangerous. Therefore we will have two days for barrier upkeep upon our sacred shrine. Unfortunately this means all followers must stay with Inspector Goon for the weekend, like a child from divorce.

This will not affect airport flights. Good day and Gay Men.

The use of

Fein out...❤️

Will only be used for

🔥🗣🐺‼️ OFFICIALLL NOTICESSSS HELL YEAHJJJJHHHH‼️🐺🗣🔥

Thank you. Good day. Gay Men. This is widely acknowledged as Justin Case you missed Inspector Goon parking Bikecycle on the Lane (beware, as you may get chased down for having the wrong alphabet soup)