Soda

Hallo everyone! I'm Soda. I'm just a regular schoolgirl tbh, I'm also asexual and use she/her pronouns :] I am a minor!

I've been the #1 Bram Stoker BSD fan since August 2nd 2023 and I still love him, and vampires...

I like reading and writing and studying like the cringe girlloser I am. Overall I might post some fandom stuff, but I also like ranting about my daily life and school-life so there's probably a mix or both, I might have a separate tag / section to this blog for fandom stuff, but currently the blog's main tag is just soda-talks.

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For anyone confused, here are some of the characters (real life people) that I tend/may mention in my posts:

Charlie: he's really annoying and constantly makes noises in class, is egotistical, doesn't understand women in other countrys fight for feminism and don't have equal right, doesn't understand why accent jokes are bad, thinks he's smart because he's above average, is egotistical (did i say that already?), consistently pisses me off, has a buzzcut (doesn't actually but I genuinely thought he did until one day I said it to him and he looked confused and I realised he didn't)

Tangus, ruler of the andronmenia galaxy:

If you have more enquiries about the above image please visit @phonecians-scriptures, where this and a lot more from the religion is covered.

L.U.C.A (last universal common ancestor) or luca: he's also egotistical, thinks he's smart, gets along with charlie, doesnt understand women can use sarcasm, he's annoying as fuck

Also me and Reece and now dating?? so yeah

Here's everyone in my fg (doesn't need introductions, as most of them aren't in my classes and so I will probably not mention a lot about them, also my rants usually talk about what happens in lesson since i tend to remember them more): Alice, Lainey, Evie, Hayley, Amelia, Maisie, Connie

Teachers:

Mr suit, super sassy man whose 6 foot, and does martial arts, is always about being prim and proper (like uniform) and actively hates on children, kinda, hes actually the best and super funny, my favourite, used to teach me sociology and teaches me geography currently

Mr old, is this kinda strict but super chill and calm old guy who teaches me biology, hes like a father-figure idk

Ms Yellow is my english teacher, shes's really chill and super funny but also kinda serious when it comes to like doing work but i really like her

Mr wrywry is my form tutor and gets mad very easily, but hes very funny im okay with him

Mr chem... is my chemistry teacher WOOOOOOOWWWW shocker

Special mentions: Josh, Daniel, Reece, Jake, Harrison (guys I also like since theyre fun to talk to and most of them are on the MC gamer server) There's also this tall boy Bard who kinda picks on me but were also friends so yeah idk, he's actually pretty chill but is annoying sometimes

Andrei pissed me off recently (go see charlie kirk post) so he's NOT in the special mentions anymore

Nicholas and I aren't dating anymore and he lowkey PMO cus why'd he waste all of the friendship just to air me and put no effort in, fuck that

Other people I might mention, such as: Mikey or Jashleen (both of these people treated me really shitty and I hate them), Younus, idk other named people i might say like clara, grace, lia... etc

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The fandoms I'm is quite long but for the main ones: Bungou Stray Dogs, Deltarune, Vanitas no carte, Date Everything / general visual novels on itch.io, Stardew Valley, Heaven's official Blessing

I will most likely talk about other fandoms too but this might be what I mainly mention IF I even post about fandom stuff lmao.

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My amazing PFP and banner was made by @kovuehee, my best friend :]

I have like over 500 hours in stardew, which is where the farmer-persona comes from don't worry, it probably won't be mentioned much.

Thanks for visiting! ((o(^∇^)o))

DNIs below!

I woke up and slept an extra 10 minutes because it was so fucking cold, i didnt wanna leave my bed, recently ive been having like really bad insomnia, which includes today because im... up at 2am and im meant to be getting up at like 8 so like thats 6 hours of sleep yayayaya

i hate it rhgjhsjdkakq

okay then i wore this new coat which is fluffy asf but theres the style design thingy at the back so i lowkey just had a tail (it pmo so i tied jt up) it wasnt to go arounf your waist cus it was at the bottom of the coat so idk chat

Then i had chemistry, it was finee, i did da hw and hayley didnt but she got let off and i just gave my hw to her so she could copy mine

Then we had RE, we just had a sub so i lowkey just died and did nothing

Then i had break, alice took a picture of me and she didnt know where her bag was (was wearing it)

Then i had english, which was fun, except luca got moved to our class cus his teacher wasnt in so his class got split up and srnt to other english classes and ew i just ew disgusting why does he exist

Then biology, where it started snowing oh and mohammad ligit i kid ypu not asked sir if you masturbated and then came and then had sex would you be able to procreate AND EVERYONE WAS SO WEIRED OUT, also sir was like "your body meeds time to like make it again" or smth idfk its weird i had men why are you thinking about this,, couldve been a fucking google search, i told him he couldve gone on reddit cus its the perfect place for his gooner ahj mindset

Then lunch, i dieded again, and then we had sociology, it was pretty chill, i had fun, jist classwork tho, learnt about this devine lady and i kept on thinking about the DeVine from pressure (bro wait i beat pressure)

uhhh then i had maths, i walked in and charlie was rummaging in his bag and said "my water's broke" so i fully went, "what you're pregnant?" And then he got mad at me 💔🥹🫃

Like what do ypu want me to say 😭

Anyways mpreg charlie and we did vectors and i was lowkey falling asleep and miss was like: "tired sabiha?" like yes... cus why does period 6 happen bro

Then i walked home and ran into my dad, who was going to (adrien's) a barber to get a trim on his beard... but wr have an electric shaver at home lkke what why, then i went hpme fr and had pancakss

okau im going bed now hopes to less insomnia or maybe i should just jump off a bridge

Also im gonna die uh probably

So today was a half day but i kinda just wanna rant about my week and my mock results and stuff, because nothing really happened today overall: this week was really really fun, i loved every moment of it and lately ive been so happy about things in my life that i honestly dont know what to say most of the time

Im really grateful i have friends who care about me and i can talk to easily, im glad there are people who actually read the things i post on this blog because the fact you care about me and love me that much you want to know about my boring life is really meaningful to me, and im really glad there are people like you in my life

I've had a really chill week, and OH YEAH bram plushie embroidery patterns are done! so hes being embroidered rn AHHHHHH im so excited I think im just so happy because i feel like i did well in my mocks! i got 7s or 8s for every subject, except for physics, but i blame nicholas cus he broke up with me LTR the day before the exam like dude, so yh i got a 5 NOT MY FAULT THOUGH!!

its probably because of the festive feeling ive been having lately, its probably cus i decorated my house with lights, we have a mini christmas tree and theres actually like plans for christmas? and i mean i always love the new years, every year we'd sit down infront of the TV and watch the fireworks go off together, me, my mum and my brother, never my dad cus every1 here i mean idk about simra knows how much of an asshole he lowkey is

also stalker nicholas is confirmed: hes been on my blog again im scared

oh im nearly finished with unravel me, the book in shatter me series im currently reading AND THE MC, JUILETTE PMO SO BAD I LITERALLY QUIT READING FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS CUS HOWWWW COULD YOU FUMBLE THE LOVE INTEREST OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU so lainey and everyone else in sociology lowkey had to witness my crash out

AND MY SOCIOLOGY TEACHER WAS LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND ME ASWELL AND I WAS LIKE: "i am SO PISSED OFF" and then like i heard her gasp and it was ltr a 'she's right behind me... isnt she' moment ahh and then everyone in class got mad at me for saying pissed which IS APPARENTLY A SWEAR WORD?? which shouldnt be, cus who actually gives a fuck? BUT ALSO I SWEAR A LOT ANYWAYS CMON GUYS this is how you know people at school genuinely dont know me not like i hate them because of that but it just kinda demonstrates how much i am as a restricted person and blah blah blah

i WILL update the bram fic (probably) but in the meantime i hipe everyone will understand my two week, christmas holiday leave of absence from this blog

OH AND ME AND KOVU GOT INTO WHERE WINDS MEET BUT IT ALSO KILLED MY PC SO YEAH!!!

overall: have a very early christmas + happy new years gang!! oh and ill see you in a year lmaoooo

I ALSO NEED A NEW CALENDER :[

obligatory bram washbasin picture for the new years as a gift

ANYWAYS so today in the morning i had media n we just did so NTTD bomd film context revision, it was fun cus it was really chill and ive been telling lainey the whole day that km gonna read the second shatter me book cus shes read like the whole series and i still havent finished book 2

then i had english which was pretty normal n tomorrow ARGHHH I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY INTERPRETATIONS OF THE FINAL POEM NOOOOOOO infront of the classfuck i hate everything btw its cus ive someone become our best english student idek how

finished some chocolate at break and lowkey died idk nothing really happened

Then i had math and it was fun cus i basted through all the questions n finished all the worksheets n all the hard questions to the point there was ltr nothing left for me to do and everyone kept on asking for my help but cus i sit at the front ms stopped me from interacting with moids HELL yeah also i got like a 7 in maths but ltr that was the highest you could get nobody else got 8s or 9s 😭🫃🥹

Then i had geography and we just did some textbook work but mr suit kept on talking about volcanos and earthquakes in japan cus hes been there before and oh my god hes so cute dude, he was so excited to show us clips n stuff and jusf kept on talkjng about how interesting it is amd i kept om thinking about how this topic is really interesting n i really want to learn more and study tectonic plates tbh

THENNN at lunch apparentally mr d wore a full ass dressing gown and i speculated he was a secret drag queen and everyone actually agreed cus he has purple long hair or smth (he wears those silk bonnets/covers his hair all the time) so i might be onto something

anyways i had sociology n it was sooo fun cus apparentally the teachers are doing a quiz thing and they all got put into teams randomily i think to literally have a day off of work LMAOO anyways so our teacher was recruiting another member of staff infront of every1 and they just did it all infront of us

anyways we just did some discussion and worksheet stuff n it was really fun, then we had assembly and everything was honestly so chill today, and im actually so glad cus i need a chill day tbhh anywayss that was it chat, nothing actually happened but thanks for actually reading this all so have sone pictures

WE BEAT PRESSURE!! + some guy was also dancing with us

OH HERES ME AND MY HUBBY TOO AND OUR SON NAMED PLUTO

i lowkey forgor my RE book cus i forgot i had period 6 today so RIP

In chemistry we were just revising so we went over the periodic table and learnt about this wolfgang guy so now i just had to reference him for the rest of the day cus hell yeah

we got our RE tests back, i was 3 away from an 8 shob so i got a 7 and tbf thats okay cus im not the best at RE and its basically an 8 due to mock buffers but im still kinda upset about it so ill try to work on those

Then we had english WHERE WE WERE ANALYSING A STANZA SO MUCH as a table, that we lowkey started counting the words, which was 28 AND CUS ITS A QUADTRAIN FORMAT which means 4, 28 is disible by 4... AND IT WAS A NATURAL POEM SO LOWKEY 4 SEASONS??!?!!

and then the writer referred to nature as "she" so we were like... mothernature... THIS MEANS GOD IS A WOMAN... WILLIAM WORDSWORTH WAS A FEMINIST?!?! 🥹😭

then we went around tables and a speaker (me) had to explain the annotations from the stanza we got, so i went to the table w/ ms yellow and explained, finished explaining and then put down my paper to yk, if they wanna go over what we exactly wrote on the sheet they can, and then ms yellow was like: "is this the like, comment and subscribe bit of youre explaination" HAHAHAHAH WHY ARE ALL MY TEACHERS UNHINGED ISTG

okay and then i had a meeting for prefects, which was like a whole hour, me and bennedetta were lowkey shittalking men and it was also kinda wholesome cus some teacher (idrk well) died due to lung cancer, so we were talking about donating to lung cancer research, holding a minute of silence for her in assembly, like making a memorial for her etc etc overall prettyyy wholesome

then break, we just played uno idk what to tell you, ALSO lainey os lowkey schizo because wdym you sees people (like her friends) and talks to them, cus while we were going home lainey texted alice going: "tell me why i was walking with elsie and talking to her and i turn around and realise she wasnt actually there" HELP???

OKAY and then i had sociology where we had a cover with mr goodmen HES SOOOOO WEIRD and nobody respects him like ewh bro, pippa usually sits at the front, but she sat next to me, at the back bc hes THAT unlikeable

AND THEN WE HAD MATHS, and the seating plan changed so i NO LONGER HAVE REECE EVERYDAY I WIN, and i sit next to ahmed and mohammad; he was trolling tausif who was behind us so i lowkey went along with it cus mohammad was like:

"i want to pet you" so i was like: "why though??"

"its his hair, its fluffy"

"oh yhhh i kinda see it, hes lowkey like a parrot yk"

"okay you guys have to be ragebaiting right"

LMAOO actual peak day

lowkey just wanna rant but you guys already know what happened but to summarise:

TANGUS FELT OVERWHELMED BY ME... TALKING TO HIM AND TEXTING HIM A BIT MORE AND INSTEAD OF ACC RESPONDING TO ME AND TRYING HE JUST LEFT ME ON DELIVERED/SEEN and then dumped me idk fuck that guy 😭

very "idk" of nicholas to do that HONESTLY, im not really sad it just kinda annoys me cus at the end of the day we've been texting each other consistantly for half a year and he just throws all of that friendship away for what??? its stupid

anyways so the bram plushie IS being made im super excited cus like hes gonna be real and kovu who made the design has helped me like choose options about stufff, like the furr type or the colours, because HE MADE THE DESIGN and idk i feel like hes better at this stuff more than me

I will get back to revising but probably after this (upcoming) week because yah IM TIRED OF MOCKSSS

mr oshea ALSO cursed my eng lit by looming over me and looking me dead in the eyes and saying: "it's too late for that" as i was ltr reading quotes on my phone 😭

I got an 8 in geography which im really happy about because geography is one of those subjects im not the greatest at, because i dont really try in it, SO HELL YEAH!!

im scared for the maths n science results to get back cus i feel like i did really badly in them but its all over now so wtv

i think ill also be applying to colleges over the christmad holiday

AND NICHOLAS IS BANNED FROM THIS TUMBLR PAGE ASW gang fuck that guy istg

oh and i need to play the new our life demo update and the 5.5 14dwy update and buy the DLC for killerchat BUT THATS ALL IN DUE TIME GANG!!

overall: I WILL be posting tmr and we WILL be bram plushie-ing for the next 2 months i think AND IM GONNA GET BACK TO READING AND WRITINGGGG cus if i have a bram plushie on the way then i gotta write the bram fic yk GOT PLACES TO BE!!! also i just need to finish all the unfinished books i have so i can buy more danmei/science books but shhhhhh

AND THEN I REALISED I WAS BORN LEFT HANDED AND I SWITCHED HANDS AND BOOM... NOWWW I CAN CROCHET?? OKAY GOD FUCK YOU BRO WHAT 😭

So basically yesterday we were in maths and a couple of people were missing cus the french test was going on, and this really annoying loud guy called tayeb (for jumana its the who rules the world? boys guy ALSO he got egged) asks really loudly: "miss what are we gonna do after mocks?" cus we were revising for paper2 and paper3 for maths so yh

and shes like: "oh probably finishing off the math content blah blah blah" yk

nobody else is really speaking, so i genuinely think about it for like 5 seconds, and after mocks im gonna be drained so i just lowkey say, outloud, "we're all gonna die"

THIS WAS TO ME, MYSELF AND I

BUTT NOOOOO i said it a bit too loudly CUS IT GOES DEAD SILENT

and EVERYONE looks at me so i straight up go: "wait i didnt mean to say it that loudly" and every1 starts bursting out laughing

THE BIT ENDS BUT JM SUPER EMBARRASSED and then while leaving lesson miss is like: "oh were all gonna die, huh?" pLEASEEE WHY

and then me and hayley and walking, daniel reece and younus are all pushing each other and daniel gwts pushed into me so he apologises but i lowkey start fake crying to hayley (cus its funny) and then younus is like: "oh no were all gonna die" LEAVE ME ALONE it was jst so bad chat why was the joke reoccuring the writers genuinely hate me sm

IM GENUINELY ALWAYS LIVING IN A SAIKI K ASS LIFE

okay anyways so last night i HAD A DREAM WHERE KOVU SOMEHOW MAGICALLY GOT a hyperfixation on bram

AND BRAM WAS THE ONLY THING HE TALKED ABOUT and i genuinely go so mad i woke up

it was a real life nightmare cus wdym you love him as much as i love him NO YOU DONT??? HES MINE???

and then like BROOOO i couldnt even be mad cus kovu is my friend, duh so like obviously i cant just start hating him over this but bro i was genuinely fuming

AND THEN I TOLD HIM THIS AND HE SAID THERE WAS A POSSIBILITY OF IT HAPPENING, dude id literally create a time travelling machine to never let this be possible ON MY LIFE. I WOULD DO ALL THIS FOR A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, yes its that bad chat

So yesterday, yk casual wednesday of geography, doing natural hazards AS YOU WOULD and then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM mr suit starts ranting (so yk it's gonna get good bro), so he starts off about how he was in thailand and a hurricane storm natural disater thing happened, and he got so excited he ran outside and straight into the sea, JUST STRAIGHT UP, FIRST THING and just apparently enjoyed it to his fullest??? idkkk man THIS GUY IS JUST WEIRD

and then the day afterwards, he was so HAPPY AND JOYOUS AND FULL OF WHIMSY that he wanted to wear AND I'M NOT KIDDING HIS "favourite red vest" WHY? IDK?? then he said he looked for it in his bad and felt something velcro, and picked it up— IT WAS A SCORPION?????????????????????????????????????? right okay then

so he's trying to get this scorpion off, and some worker at the hotel he works at just walks in and laughs at him and BOOM just STRAIGHT UP EATS THE SCORPION??? bro i love mr suit cus he's so funny WDYMMMMM this was necessary to tell a group of yr11s for ltr no reason

Okay so anywaysys this morning i got to school on time! and then i had sociology, form was fun cus we were just given this random timetable from another school and oliver was like: "if this doesn't say [our school name] then im not gonna take it" SO I LOWKEY JUST TOOK HIS, CROSSED OUT THE OTHER SCHOOL'S NAME, WROTE OUR SCHOOL NAME AND GAVE IT BACK TO HIM LMAOOOOOOOOO it was peak

then sociology was funnn, casual flirting with grace and lainey as per usual ykyk nothing much; then i had biologyyyy and we just... learnt stuff bro idk i wasn't focusing much, it was just the animal kingdoms, OH RIGHT and we got our marked yellow sheets back and i was a little cheater (sir gave me 24/24 but i got a question wrong so it would've been 19/24 but i changed it so it was correct) and like EVERYOONN got mad it me (it was actually really funny) i started to think i was like speaking like donald trump (yk the way he speaks) and just started going: "yes yes, i know, i am a bad person, i will hold myself accountable" LMAAAOOO HBDAWUYUDAWYUAW (i didn't hold myself accountable)

then break happpenedddd and then i had media, which was peak; oh yeah so life update: my period pains are so bad that ibruprofen, paracetamol or even more stronger versions of those pain meds can't work well so i lowkey gotta go on birth control ig; i kinda feel like a femboy cus like this was lowkey the only "feminine" part to me, which was just how my body operates and functions ig idk

anywayssssss uh yeah so i told all my friends about it, and then went to maths intervention; i kinda just bullied reece for having cold hands, and then we had maths intervention in which he literally moved to the seat next to the window and heater FOR SPECIFICALLY THIS REASON?? CUS HIS HANDS ARE COLD LMAO??

And then i had physicsssssss, where we lowkey just did more solar system stuff, we did wavelengths and galaxies AND MISS MENTIONED ANDRONEMIA GALAXY AND EVERYTIME I'D CRACK UP BECAUSE HOW DO I EXPLAIN THAT IN THE FENIOUS RELIGION TANGUS IS THE SUPEREME RULER OF THE ANDRONEMIA GALAXY BRO LIKE WHAT, anyways so i was lowkey just giggling to myself and reece (he sits next to me in physics, biology and maths okay) aswell as nicholas were just like: "what are you laughing about?" IM KINDA LAUGHING AT AN AU OF YOU??? KINDA??? LMAO

And thennn i had english intervention, i think nicholas stumbled over his words or had a voice crack trying to say "or" and basically the girls on my table started laughing at him and he went all red HE'S SOOO CUTEEE i couldn't stop staring at him i love him sm guys

oh and then afterwards jake and harrison just lowkey appeared at the end of english intervention so i just kinda like hung out with them and then reece, harrison, me and jake all went home tgth, THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO GO TO TESCO AND THEN WE KEPT ON WALKING PAST TESCO AND THEN FINALLY GOT THERE, and then uhhh, oh yeah we were bulling harrison for having a thing with alice and then we walked past the cafe and hayley and alice are literally right there, so obv, despite the three guys i'm with i come in and say hi and then just leave cus YOU'RE TELLING ME I WALKED LIKE 10 EXTRA MINUTES CUS WE PASSED TESCO TO THEN JUST NOT GO TESCO? NAHHHHH, and then we bought cookies and left, and then i went home and my stupid ass cat was on my chair AND THAT'S ITTTTTT

BUT LIKE basically charlie (comeback of charlie is wild) didnt understand how its like an obvious contrast to how love is normally is presented in media, so ms yellow was like "imagine this, you've met the love of youre life, and youre both deeply in love and care about each other... blah blah blah"

I WOULDVE REMEMBERED WHAT SHE SAID BUT NICHOLAS JUST LIKE LOOKED IN MY DIRECTION and i just kept on staring at him (cus lowkey i wanted to know if he was staring at me) HONESTLY, he couldve just been staring at charlie, cus he kept on looking back and forth between my general direction (charlie is like infront of me from the angle where nicholas sits) and ms yellow sooooo yeah but i wanna delusional, we were having a lover's moment trust

ANYWAYSS then we had break, oh i also gave him a chocolate very awkwardly lmao

then it was break, it's much more colder this week than last week, so we were lowkey all going like: "is there a lunchtime intervention we could go to?" also i complained about the annoying questions we've never learnt how to do to Hayley, that was on the homework maths paper, and hayley and amelia just lowkey copied my homework, which i copied from the mark scheme sooo.... fraud and fraud idk

Then I had maths, me and reece lowkey just yapped and i explained how to do questions with him, he came in late mid-way cus he apparentally slept in, BUT THE THING IS HE AND NICHOLAS WERE BOTH STAYING UP ON CALL TOGETHER SO LIKE HOW'D NICHOLAS GET IN BUT NOT HIM??? okay whatever bro anyways, then i had geography, and me and nicholas walked together to it, and we just talked, and then i showed mr suit my cow (see uh 2 posts down) and saw a picture of nich where his head was like pressed against the camera so it looks like he got a big head, so obviously i show it to the man in question; we lowkey always get to geography early so it's just me and him, and mr suit LMAO

and then lunch happened: bro it took literally 40 minutes for us to finish ONE GAME of uno bro

and then i had sociology, me and lainey and grace were talking about the shatter me book series, and now we lowkey formed a book club; is this tuff? hell yeah, also NOW IM REALLY SCARED CUS LIKE WDYM ADAM ISN'T GOOD, WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY DO BRO???

so at the start of the week i was lowkey panicing cus nicholas found out i had a crush so i was like: should i confess? CUS LIKE HED LOOSE INTEREST IN ME CUS I LIKE SOMEONE

anyways so i was panicing, and called jake and jumana (insane combo) and i just found out everyone knew, it was so funny cus wdym im lowkey in a telanovella brochacho 😭 INCLUDING NICHOLAS??? yh so anyways

I WAS CHILL FOR LIKE THE WHOLE WEEK BUT THEN ON FRIDAY MY ANXITIES HAD LIKE A HIGH and i really thought he didnt like me AND THINGS JUST KINDA HAPPENED AND we both admitted we liked each other??? soooo i kinda habe a boyfriend now???????? THAT JUST KINDA HAPPENED AT 4AM BTW

and now were kinda like a thing, but nobody really knows, except EVERYONE who follows this account and alssoo uhhhh nicholas, who also knows about this account haha yeah 😭

anyways we are closer to mpreg trust. also i wanna bite him idk

no i didn't actually stalk him, i just saw him walking home, took a picture of him, and then sent it to him, HE'S THE STALKER NOT ME I SWEAR

okay anyways so today we had period one CHEMISTRY, and we've finished ALL of the chemistry content btw, so what happened is that me and hayley just started talking about anime for this whole hour, like complaining about one punch man, and blue lock and me recommending her stuff, it was just really fun

OH and so when she first sat down next to me, i told her that ive been listening to this one song on repeat this one week (SUGAR BLOOD KISS BTW, it's from this vampire shoujo where the plot was so bad it actually became good again, I think i've explained it to you jumana lmso) and IN public, because i have like no shame, no shame at all actually, i do like bobbing my head and hand gestures as i listen and mouth along to the song whilst walking to and from school while listening to the song; i mentioned how like everyone stares at me on the way to school AND THEN FUCKING YOUNUS TURNS AROUND (lives on the street i walk on to get to and from school) and goes: "oh yeah i saw you and was like 'what the hell is she doing'" AND I LIKE ACTUALLY SCREAMED OF EMBARRASSMENT but i lowkey became nonchalant again cus i'm just that girl fr

AND THEN GUESS WHAT, JASHLEEN WHO ALSO LIVES ON THAT STREET WAS LIKE: "oh yeahhhh, isn't that the song you were bobbing your head to?" GUYS. IT'S JUST THAT GOOD OKAY. TRUST. I'VE RISKED MY SOCIAL POPULARITY (everyone already likes me <- fairly easy person to like) FOR THIS SONG.

Then we had english where we did a creative writing bit for language p2 so nothing actually happened, not like it would but yk, thennnn i had break

Then maths, where i was bored and lowkey made reece stop zoning out (he got mad at me) ((imagine not being cute))

right okay and then i had geography, in which we were learning about tectonic plates and volcanos and oh my god i love this topic so much i wish i could actually eat the people who studied this so our neurons could fuck and i'd have infinite knowledge in this topic.... right anyways so mr suit, a geographer, obviously like was going off topic cus he was mentioning how he visited this place with volcanos and then we went off topic and he was describing what happened in texas.

From MY personal recount, he was in a texas diner, reading and eating his food when this one man walked in and went "Oh, look's like we have a reader!" and then Mr suit said: "That was a very.... strange interaction, that didn't stop at being verbal... no it did not, it turned physical very quickly" AND THEN HE JUST REFUSED TO ELABORATE??? SO MY FUCKING GEOGRAPHY TEACHER LOWKEY HAD A BRAWL WITH SOME GUY IN TEXAS, supposedly won btw, he has a black belt in jujutsu BUT STILL WHAT. MR SUIT HUH, HE JUST DIDN'T ELABORATE SO THE WHOLE CLASS WAS FREAKING OUT AND STARTED GOING: "sir who won???" to which HE STILL didn't respond (i swear he was ragebaiting us) and then just smiled?? he's so funny because i genuinely love him sm