#sobcisor

"Tails. Whose Tails? You mean that steroid induced red thing you pal around with? Ah, the one with that big jewel." That’s right; the plans were already coming together. How would he con the ever living hell out of this guy into becoming his official worker or hitman?

"It'sa me again, you broke blue asshole of a wash up." A thick Italian accent exclaimed while resting within the lap of luxury. Assuming the Gendo Ikari pose, a look of expectation was formed as Mario: Professional Crime Boss, had now once again taken the scene.

"After the recording Bachelor Pad fiasco, the metaphorical light came to my eyes."

❝ Holy shit. ‘

Well. That was the first time he'd heard a Sonic swear. An eyeridge was lifted.