"Omg no!!! That's not how you're supposed to use that!!!!!" Bucky and Nat defending their Tony, Nat gets really creative, Bucky goes along with whatever crazy bullshit she's doing
“-and then Nat got us out,” Tony finishes and takes a huge bite of his cheeseburger.
He always insists on eating cheeseburger after a kidnapping attempt. Bucky is sure that there’s a story there--one Pepper probably knows, going by the glare she shoots him--but he lets it go. If all it takes to keep Tony from jumping head first into the next near death experience is a cheeseburger then you better bet Bucky is gonna get the man his cheeseburger. And no, he doesn’t care that it’s three thirty in the morning.
“Wait, wait, hold up!” Rhodey interrupts with a frown. “What do you mean, she got you out? You were tied up and surrounded by seven goons. How did you get out of that?”
Very slowly Tony lowers his half-finished cheeseburger. Shoots Natasha a questioning glance. “Well...”
Natasha, of course, smirks shamelessly. Bucky expects nothing less. Seeing her pride, Tony shrugs and turns back to his friends. Says nonchalant as you please, “Did you know there are at least five different ways to kill a man with a tampon?”
Rhodey chokes on his soda.
Natasha’s smirk widens.
Pepper tilts her head in what looks worryingly like intrigued contemplation.
Tony--predictably--preens at the clear awesomeness of his girlfriend.
Bucky looks over his shoulder at the group of fourteen year old guys they’ve just traumatised for the rest of their lives and decides it’s high time for a smoke.
