The peace treaty had been signed. That was the good news.
And it was, really, very good news. The negotiations had been mostly amicable, the settled terms were fair, and it would mean decades of peace, at least. James felt nothing but relief and happiness about the treaty.
The bad news was that it would be several more weeks before the assembled royalty and nobles finished throwing banquets and balls to impress each other with and finally went home. And now that the treaty had been signed, the nobility had no way to amuse itself aside from trying to play matchmaker for the eligible set.
Including -- especially -- the eligible royals: Prince Anthony, Princess Natalia, and of course, James himself.
It was rare for so many royals to be in one place for any length of time, so most of the noble parents were doing their best to shove their children in front of them.
When he had to, James dutifully danced with the children of the highest-ranked and most powerful nobles, making painfully stilted conversation. The rest of the time, he managed to scare off all but the most determined with a foreboding scowl and a stubborn refusal to notice the people who were, sometimes literally, throwing themselves into his path.
Natalia handled her suitors with somewhat more aplomb, but after three days she, too, was visibly sagging.
Tony, on the other hand, seemed to be utterly delighted. He was constantly surrounded by a small swarm of nobles of all ranks, each of them vying for his attention. He bowed, he flattered, he danced, he conversed -- and either the princeâs interests were so wide-ranging that every single topic was a matter of complete fascination, or else his ability to feign absorption was the finest acting James had ever seen.
James would wager his finest horse that every young noble Tony danced with wondered if they might expect a call from Prince Anthony the next morning, or at least an invitation to luncheon. And James would wager his favorite horse that not a single one of those fantasies had borne fruit.
The scent of spiced cider was all the warning James had before Natalia appeared at his shoulder. âYou look as if you are trying to figure out how to justify beheading every one of them,â she murmured.
âThey think just because heâs nice to them, they can have him,â James growled.
âBut they wonât,â Natalia said. She pressed a glass into his hand, warm and sweet-smelling. âHave some hot cider, and appreciate that heâs keeping so many of them out of our way.â
He sipped, and managed not to grimace at the oversweet taste, his eyes still following Tony, who was chatting cheerfully with the daughter of an earl, apparently oblivious to the powdered bosom she was doing her best to press against Tonyâs body.
âItâs probably a good thing that treaties arenât expected to be sealed with a marriage anymore,â Natalia commented idly.
âDo you?â He dragged his gaze away from the dance floor to meet Nataliaâs fey emerald eyes.
âOf course.â She smiled at him secretively. âConsider it. If your parents had told you that you must wed me, or Anthony, to seal the peace, you would have decided in that instant that you utterly hated us, and it would have taken years for us to even become friends, much less anything else.â
James hummed thoughtfully and took another sip of the cider as he considered his agemates and peers, and the secret passages that riddled this ancient palace, including the ones that would lead both of them to his room, after the ball was done.
âYou may be right.â
âOf course I am.â Natalia took the glass away with a smile, turning the glass so her lips touched the same spot his own had, as she took her own sip. âEnjoy the rest of the ball, Your Highness.â
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov/Tony Stark
Characters: Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Polyamory, Communication, Sexual Fantasy, Sexual Content, Trans Tony Stark, Fluff
Summary:
Tony has an idea that, admittedly, he got from porn. He just needs to check with his partners and see if they're up for it.
Oooh if you're looking for more title + pairing fun - how about Bucky/Tony/Nat - Diamond in the Rough đ
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Diamond in the Rough
"I want him," Bucky murmured, leaning his chin on his hand.
Natasha paused in checking her weapons, instead turning her gaze on the lighted ring below them. The man being shown off currently was dressed in flowy fabrics that swirled around him as he danced. His smile might have looked alluring to other auction-goers, but Natasha could see it was brittle, eyes darting back and forth to try and find an escape. His fingers twitched against his fans as if there was something in them, but they crumpled a little in his grip, and he he relaxed his hands again. He looked like a rabbit surrounded by snakes, expecting one of them to leap out and strike him.
"We were told to purchase Peter and no one else," Natasha replied, trailing her fingers over the purse with the money in it. They'd already purchased Peter, but leaving before the auction was over would have been considered poor taste, could even make it apparent that they were part of the rebel faction. She watched the man on the floor drop into the splits, chest heaving, smile fixed. Well-trained. Most people probably couldn't even tell he was seething with rage. "We can't afford him," she added simply.
"I can," Bucky replied with a shrug as he watched one of the brunet's handlers come out and cinch his hands together with a belt behind his back. His eyes trailed down the man's back as he was led off the floor.
Natasha paused again, turning her considering gaze on him instead. It was true that Bucky rarely used his pay for anything beyond food and maybe an armor upgrade after battle. She never would have thought he'd save up enough for a purchase like this, though. "Why?" she finally asked. "He'll be a burden."
"We can teach him," Bucky answered firmly. "He has the base down. He just needs a little polishing up. You've found rougher diamonds. Peter, for example," he added, finally dragging his gaze from the floor.
Natasha tilted her head. "You can't be certain he has base skills. He could just be an entertainer. Entertainers have perfect control of their bodies, too, not just assassins."
"Then we'll have an entertainer," Bucky replied, shrugging again.
"Am I not enough for you?" Natasha asked, raising an eyebrow at him.
Bucky finally turned to return her gaze, smirk sharp, even a little mean around the edges. "Of course you are. I'm just saying, it's nice to have another body in bed during the winter nights, isn't it?"
Natasha crossed her arms, staring. Finally, she said, "You'll argue even if I say no. Why are you being so insistent? What is it about him?"
"It's him," Bucky said, as if that was all the answer she needed.
And maybe it was. Natasha remembered the stories he'd tell late at night, when it was dark and she was trailing her fingers up and down his back. 'There was a boy,' he'd always start. A boy too smart and pretty and proud for his own good. His uncle had had his parents killed and then, when the boy wouldn't cow to him, had sold him off. The king hadn't done anything about it, and it had made he and Steve realize what a bad person he was, and so they'd entered into the rebellion without a second thought. 'I tried to find him, but I never could,' he'd always finish, just before she kissed his forehead as he drifted off to sleep.
"I suppose... he would be passable with some training," Natasha allowed, because clearly he'd once kept some sort of sharp weapon inside his fans, and they'd been removed. She wondered if his handlers had learned that the hard way. Grimly hoped they had. Then she frowned at Bucky severely. "I still expect to be the big spoon."
Bucky smirked at her again, and this time it was all filth. "Of course. Among other things, I promise."
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Title:Â Arachnophilia
For Teratober2020 Day 11 : Ovipositor
Pairing: Bucky x Tony x Natasha
Rating : Mature
Tags: Arachnid hybrid Natasha, Oviposition aka eggs
Summary: Natasha as a female arachnid hybrid had instincts. Every so often, she needed to release her eggs.
Word Count: 707
Here on AO3 or below the cut
**
âIs he ready for me?â Natasha shifted on her legs.
She had several more than usual now - six extra slim limbs extending from up and down her rib cage. Tony didnât get to see her like this often. She had been trained to stay in her human form by the same people who had experimented and turned her into an arachnid hybrid.
A Black Widow in more than name.
âAlmost.â Buckyâs voice was husky as his fingers twisted and spread in Tonyâs ass.
Tony groaned, feeling loose and empty. He hated it but knew he needed to be patient. The emptier he was, the more room there was for Natasha to fill.
Still, he wiggled his ass. Patience was overrated. âHurry up, youâve been down there for hours.â
Bucky huffed and slapped his ass. âIt has not been hours.â
âLong enough.â Natashaâs eyes were completely black, with divots in her forehead where other eyes never grew in. She hovered over them, hands rasping together. âMove. Theyâre coming.â
Bucky scrambled to the side and letting Natasha cover Tony.
Hydra had perfected their animal experimentation on Bucky, but his wolf form was buried today. Near the full moon he got snappish, and in the privacy of their bedroom he grew body hair and pointed ears, curling up at their feet for pets.
Natasha as a female arachnid had different instincts.
The last few weeks had her waist thickening, Tony watching the transition with anticipation as he modified her uniform. Her stomach was bulging now in this form, her body heavy with eggs.
It was time for her to release.
Tony settled himself, resting on his elbows and shifting his knees farther apart. Natasha slid against him, her legs fanning out all around him as she shifted herself into position.
She slammed into his ass, her scape spreading him wide. Tony held himself steady as he swallowed a whine.
One by one, her eggs dropped into him, filling the space that Bucky had carved out. Natashaâs eggs were sterile and unable to hatch, but she needed to lay and Tony was more than happy to receive. His soft sigh was lost under Natashaâs groan of satisfaction in release.
Bucky panted, spread out on the bed next to him as he stretched himself. He would be next, as Tony couldnât possibly fit them all.
Tony would take as many as he could though, and he let his head hang low as he relaxed his body. More and more eggs filled him until he felt like he was bursting, but he took a steadying breath and forced himself to take more. He wanted all of Natasha and her eggs that he could get.
âYasha,â she gasped.
And Bucky was there, next to Tony, ass up and head down. One moment she was filling Tony, and the next she was gone. Bucky groaned, forehead pressed into the mattress as his back curved.
Tony panted for air, thighs shaking as he stayed on his knees. He was full, so full, and his body throbbed with it. His hands were shaking as he fisted them in the sheets, sparing half his mind to watch Bucky get filled with the rest of Natashaâs eggs.
Theyâd trained themselves to be able to take them all, between the two of them, but Natasha still filled them both to the brim. Bucky moaned and trembled, his abdomen starting to bulge as Natasha continued to slim.
Then she was empty, pulling back with a satisfied sigh.
âOh, my darling boys. You are so full of me, so wonderful for me.â She caressed them, hands running down their spines and cupping their asses and massaging their thighs before sliding around to feel where their bodies were distorted with her eggs. âYou will hold them and take of them for me, yes?â
Tony and Bucky gasped their agreement.
âGood.â Natasha patted them and then started spinning her webs.
She would hoist them up and dangle them on her strings. If she was feeling generous, she would stroke or suck them off as they groaned and shook in her hold, but in her webs they would stay, full to burst, until she was satisfied.
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov/Tony Stark, others, James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Natasha Romanov/Tony Stark
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Tony Stark, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Steve Rogers, Barnes family - Character, Alpine the Cat (Marvel), OFC, baby winter
Additional Tags: Amnesia, Presumed Dead, Family, Mystical Creatures, Fluff and Crack, bakery Au elements, Mirror Worlds - Freeform, Alien Culture, Alien Biology, Cross-Posted on Tumblr, Angst, Angst and Tragedy, Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Avengers still being Avengers, oc child - Freeform, child named Winter, (OFC and Winter do not have a main role)
Summary:
Bucky had a cat, had a job at a local bakery, and some odd jobs here and there. At night, he would look in the sky, trying to figure out the constellations, seeing the stars differently than he faintly remembered. At the same time on one of those stars far away, a star named Earth, Tony Stark held his baby boy, whispering, âOne day, youâll know youâre the world.[âŠ]â
Notes:
This fills a square for @starkbucksbingo
Title: The Other Earth- A Whisper In The Night
Collaborator Name: Fighting_for_Creativity
Square Filled: B5- Didn't Know They Were Dating
Ship/Main Pairing: WinterIronWidow
Rating: Mature
Major Tags & Triggers: Amnesia, presumed dead, Family, mystical creatures, slight crack (later), bakery Au elements, mention of alcohol abuseÂ
Summary:
Bucky had a cat, had a job at a local bakery, and some odd jobs here and there. At night, he would look in the sky, trying to figure out the constellations, seeing the stars differently than he faintly remembered. At the same time on one of those stars far away, a star named Earth, Tony Stark held his baby boy, whispering, âOne day, youâll know youâre the world.[âŠ]â
Word Count: 2699
The reassuring click sound of his lock opening as he turned his key let Bucky smile. He had a couple of jobs a day and the city he lived in- Bucharest- had a burglar problem, or maybe every city had that in the cheaper neighborhoods. His lock still being intact meant that his things were still where they belonged. A low meow greeted him when Bucky stepped inside.
âIâm back, Alpine. Gimme just a few moments,â he said while shrugging out of his jacket and pulling his boots off, âIâll renew your water and give you fresh food. âThat is wonderful, Bucky! Thank you. How was your day at the bakery Bucky?â Why thank you Alpine! It was stressful but the old lady from three streets down insisted on tipping me.â
During his little monologue, Bucky made his way to the kitchen, refreshing the water, rinsing the bowl before giving his beloved white cat fresh water. Then he gave her food and continued to tell her of his day, despite Alpine lazily blinking at him and doing the equivalent of a shrug before she dug into her food.
Smiling softly Bucky observed her for a moment before he made himself something to eat as well. While he prepared and then ate his spaghetti, he thought about his current life and the still amiss memories. Just yesterday he had remembered that his friendâs name had been âStevieâ and that the blond had lived with Bucky, his ma, and his sisters for the most part of their childhood. Why that was though, Bucky still didnât know.
What he had compiled so far was all safely stored away in a red leather-bound book. The book had a spider-like web in black, and the book ribbon was golden intertwined with a cerulean blue. Somehow the book called out to Bucky so he bought it. After his purchase, he had stared at the thick pages for quite a while until he got a memory of a faint male chuckle. He had scrambled to catch that sound, to describe it with every word he had relearned over the time he had been here, but it faded too fast for him to grab.
The first page in the book was filled.
More followed and now he had already written about half the pages. Sometimes it were scrambled notes, dreams fading too fast to note down. Sometimes it were memories so vivid that Bucky could detail every aspect of them. Such a memory was of him wanting a dog, after spending time with Rumko, the dog from his familyâs neighbors.
Bucky had loved the dog next door back when they were kids. He had tried to argue with his ma over and over and over that he would take good care of a pet if he ever got one. But money was tight, and his sistersâ and Steve's health were more important than having a pet.
That had been another, rather saddening memory. Knowing that his family and he had struggled to survive on a daily basis recalling hushed conversations between his sisters about marrying a jerk just because he would pay for their lives and even give some good coins to his ma for them- yeah those memories he could have done without.
The memory of Rumko, though, was one of the happiest he had. Rumko had been a long-haired beast of a dog. He had jumped on Bucky whenever they crossed paths and they had played and romped around a lot when Bucky was young. Sometimes when his old neighbors, a greying couple, she with blue eyes and him with brownish ones, both always had a kind smile and a kind word of advice for him, were too ill to go with their dog, Bucky and later Steve would do it for them.
Mrs. Lie? Leg? Lee?- Bucky still didnât remember perfectly- would bake a pie for all of them and Buckyâs sisters would squeal in delight when he brought them a piece. All in all, the brunetâs memories regarding a pet were overly fond.
So one of the things Bucky did once he remembered and was 'fine ' was looking for a dog. He hadn't expected to find a cat, but he loved her dearly.
There was no excuse as to how he found himself with Alpine, but he wouldnât wish it any other way anymore. Sure the white furball was stubborn as they came and tended to ignore any and all attempts of Bucky to somewhat train her, beside the litter box, but she had a sixth sense for how Bucky was feeling and was often aware of it even before he himself was.
One time, when Bucky had thought himself to feel fine, he came back from work, got Alpine her food, and then sat on the couch. At the very next moment, Alpine sprang on his lap, leaving her food for the moment, and pawed at his chest gently. For a second Bucky stared until he felt the first hot tear running down his cheek.
Alpine had stayed with him til no more tears came and he fell asleep.
After that time, Bucky tended to buy a little extra for his friend, and she kept close to him during the night, for the night was when he often felt a strange longing and sadness.
In the broad daylight, it was easy to forget that he didnât belong here. Sure, Bucky had made some acquaintances. And yes, Bucky was most popular with the gals and some fellas as well, but the elder folk were mostly wary of him. Something about the way Bucky had been found made them uneasy. Honestly, Bucky couldnât blame them; he had heard the whispers.
Apparently, he had been found bleeding out by a lake, left arm strongly mangled and thought to be a case for the undertaker. Suddenly though, he had recovered nearly completely, the only issues left were his memory and part of the dexterity in his left arm. A few shallow scars are the visible souvenirs of that.
So yes, Bucky could understand why they were wary. What he didnât get was why the younger ones, werenât and why Mrs. HalĂĄsz insisted on hiring him for every kind of odd job there was, even in the beginning. After a few weeks, people talked about how well he worked and how much he could handle and thus he managed to get enough payment to rent himself a small apartment, pay off the debt for his hospital bills, and get new clothes and everything a human needed to live.
So all in all, his current situation could be summarized as stable - he had a cat, a job at the bakery, and a few odd jobs here and there - and financially well off.
That wasnât the all in life for him though. Bucky was searching for his memories desperately. At night, he would look in the sky, trying to figure out the constellations, seeing the stars differently than he faintly remembered.
Today was one of those nights he went outside, climbing the fire escape upwards to the roof with Alpine perched on his shoulders. Bucky arrived on top and took a few steps to the center. Then he flopped down, sitting cross-legged and throwing his head back, gaze fixed on the sky. He felt how Alpine settled on his lap and absentmindedly sank his fingers in her fur.
The stars seemed to twinkle brighter whenever he looked at them, seemingly wanting to lure him in. In the silent moments Bucky spent on the roof, it was as if the stars tried to tell him pieces of his past. A soft scoff left Buckyâs lips. âAs if. Only because you are hopelessly longing for something doesnât mean that the stars will try to help you.â
Rationally Bucky knew that it was nonsense and stupid to believe otherwise, to think that the key for everything was out there in space. That the one star his gaze was constantly drawn to, held any significance to his memories. But somehow, deep down, Bucky couldnât help feeling his heart throbbing to the beat of said starâs twinkling. Whenever the brunet concentrated on that particular star, he started to lowly hum under his breath.
A melody so ingrained in his flesh and soul, even his spotted memory recalled it the very first time Bucky had seen that star. While he hummed, Alpine would purr and sometimes Bucky thought he could hear that manâs voice, and a woman's laugh, and then his head would throb in pain.
But his heart⊠Well, Buckyâs heart would clench in yearning.
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Little could Bucky have known, that while he watched the sky, with longing in his heart, another brunet did the same.
At the same time but far away, on one of those stars, another star named Earth, Tony Stark stood on his balcony, surveying the land beneath before raising his gaze into the stars. In his arms, he held his baby boy, Winter. The boy was named after the season they had lost their third. Despite the loss they had experienced, Tony couldnât feel more joy when he looked down again, grey steel eyes meeting with his golden ones. The babe made grabby hands, and Tony chuckled softly.
Holding Winter carefully against his chest, Tony fed him stardust from a bottle and whispered, "One day, youâll know you're the world. One day, youâll know you are a wise guy. But wisdom comes with age and until then you are just smart."
Because in Tonyâs mind, there was no doubt that his child was at least as smart as him. It was in their blood. His father had been smarter than his grandfather who had already been smarter than his father, the founder of the Stark Space Travel line. Albeit their planet being highly advanced, technology-wise, their whole race had a glaring design fault. Their children needed stardust to survive and nurture. That itself was not a problem. The real trouble lay in the fact that so far only four stars had been discovered which held the right concentration of all needed elements.
So, no matter what your life brought you if you wanted to have a child, you needed to come back to one of those four stars. Tony had been born on Earth, like every other Stark. His mother, Maria, though had been from Xantha, his Dam, Peggy, from Asrir. So his parents hadnât been sure where Tony would be raised best but soon found that the brunet got most nutrients from the stardust of Earth.
Wiggling startled Tony out of his reverie, Â and he adjusted his grip on Winter. âWhoa! Watch it, little man. Donât wanna make your mother mad by dropping you!â
The baby looked at him, blinked and then chuckled himself. Tony made sure that his boy settled again and was safely tucked in his arms when his eyes returned to the sky. Â âOne day, I will remember your name. Your name and your face and everything else about you. Right now I only have your voice and the sweet things you told us. Right now I only know despite not remembering, that Winter has your eyes. And one day, dear, I shall remember so I can tell our child everything about his Mod. â
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Natalia was with them, standing in the background watching them, knowing things she shouldn't.
She felt her own sorrow echoed in Tonyâs heart. She heard the silent screams of her husband at night. She felt the confusion, the search for his Mod whenever Winter looked around. The child felt that there was a person missing. She just hoped her precious boy wouldnât suffer as she had.
She hoped devoutly that her own curse wasnât her boy's burden to share. Her own second mother, Dam Vanka, had pleaded with Natalia for forgiveness when she had been still a little child. Only a few years later and after her Damâs death did she understand what she meant.
Natalia had tried to drown her foresight with alcohol, but it never lasted. Flashes of their world, their planet destroyed, burned, and scourged had plagued her since she was a small child.
A dystopia of pain and burning bodies. A world where they all destroyed each other. Foul soil and no more stardust to feed the babies. Women and men bare, even the three DNAâs not enough to fertilize an egg and have a child. She had always believed that sheâd never find a semblance of happiness. Then she had met Tony and Clint and Phil and Steve and Bucky.
Bucky and Tony had already been in something. No one could answer her what kind of bond those two had forged and how it came to be, not even Rhodey and Steve, the respective best friends of Tony and Bucky. Later, way later, she found out that a common love for pets had gotten them to talk. Then, in the secret of a joined bedroom, under the covers with eyelids heavy from sleep, both had confessed to her that theyâve been prisoners of the Kree at the same time.
That they had done things together, just to survive, which they regretted with every fiber of their heart. But it also had united them. A few weeks after their confession Natalia had confessed how she had always seen things. How she always knew things, bad things would happen before they did. How she had killed a man because she knew he would kill his wives and his children.
But how those visions had not been hers. Neither her ideas, never her wishes, nor thoughts.
"These aren't mine" she had said over and over when the doctors viewed her mind, they never believed her. She had said it still when BARF showed Tony her innermost secrets. Unlike the doctors, they believed her. They believed in her. Bucky and Tony supported her, made her feel fine and alive for the first time in so long. How could she not have fallen in love?
These days though, even her other friends looked strangely at her.
Besides Tony, everyone judged her. Believing her to be cruel and to want the visions, the destruction. But she didn't. The boy in Tony's arms was proof of that. On silent soles, she made her way into the kitchen to cook the chicken soup the way her mother taught her.
On her way there she detoured to the gear room. They might be benched for as long as Winter needed to be fed Stardust on an hourly basis, but that didnât mean Natalia would let their equipment get dusty. She entered the spacious room, lights turning on automatically thanks to JARVIS.
Purposeful she strode towards her Black Widow bites and checked their charging. Then, without asking, JARVIS provided her information on the repair status of the latest Iron Man suit. Another reason they were benched, the real reason, to be honest, had been Tonyâs near-suicidal maneuver the past few missions before he was injured badly enough to need the cradle.
Selective amnesia had been the result.
Natalia sighed deeply. Not long before that mission, they had rediscovered a parachute- glancing to the side her gaze found it. The parachute of their friend and lost lover. It had been found floating on a lake not far away. Steve and Rhodey had suggested they all went out for a while, letting Winter see some animals and plants. Natalia had bit her lip, a headache overcoming her as she saw flashes of the same parachute and her precious boy crying. At that moment she hadnât known what exactly would happen, but sheâd known their little excursion wouldnât end all daisies and roses.
Stepping out of the room again Natalia finally went into the kitchen, cooking the soup and thinking, âIf the myths were to be believed, then that lake led to a world beyond. To a star far away. Maybe even the star Tony was looking at. A star Bucky hopefully now lived on, amongst the mythical creatures, cats. He always loved animals, and those creatures are said to be one of the most elegant cohabitants for people.â
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Square Filled: Â N2: Didnât Know They Were Dating
Link: Read on AO3
Summary: Â Natasha, Bucky, and Tony have been friends since childhood. Everyone speculates that Natasha will have to choose between the two of them. Little do they know she might just choose both.
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Tony, Bucky, and Natasha have been friends since toddlers. The Starks, the Barneses, and Natashaâs adoptive parents were a close-knit bunch who played bridge on Thursday nights, usually at the Stark mansion.
 As children, the three would run through the house playing superheroes, Super Mario characters, jedi, etc. The Stark butler, Jarvis, always made sure nothing valuable was broken. They would often rope him into their play. As they got older, they calmed down somewhat. Natasha taught Tony to braid so he could braid her and Buckyâs hair.  Both would push him to get more intricate braids. Bucky would recommend books for the others to read, and they had a book club group chat where they would discuss plots and theories. Tony lets them in his lab and teaches them about science.
 When the three turned ten, the adults would joke that Natasha might have a hard time choosing between the two handsome boys. Natashaâs fathers said she should be able to do whatever she wanted. Natasha never paid them any mind because Tony and Bucky were her friends. Why did she need to choose?
The three were inseparable until middle school. They never had a falling out, per se. They just stopped hanging out. Maybe they were tired of everyone trying to figure out who liked who, or maybe they just wanted more friends. No one actually knows. Tony became close with his lab partner James Rhodes, who he dubbed Rhodey. He also roped Virginia Potts into his trio as well. She became known as Pepper almost overnight. Natasha basically adopted the âschool nerdâ Bruce Banner and Carol Danvers, the girl most of the guys hated because she was âtoo feminist.â Carol, an avid lesbian even at a young age, didnât care. Boys were a waste of time to her. Bucky was fast friends with Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, and Sharon Carter. Â Every once in a while, all ten of them would hang out, but it seemed like the legendary trio was over.
 As they reach puberty, the comments about them increase. Instead of being smelly boys, Tony and Bucky both grow into handsome young men. Both realize as they grow older that they were kind of into boys and girls. Sure, Natasha is beautiful, Bucky thinks, but so is Sam. He doesnât know how Tony feels about Nat, and since one of them was âdestinedâ to get her, he decides he will step back and let Tony ask her out. He takes Sam on a date, and they are steady for a couple of months. They split on good terms at the end.
 Tony has the same line of thought, and he dates Tiberius Stone for a while. Both Bucky and Natasha hate him, but Tony doesnât know why. Ty is cultured and handsome, a real catch. So, what if he verbally abuses him and guilt-trips him? Thatâs the way his father always treats him. Isnât it normal?
 Natasha doesnât date. She doesnât care to. If people want to speculate, she doesnât care. Sheâs only sixteen, why does it matter if she doesnât have a partner? Her fathers tell her to take her time, and if she never wants to date, thatâs her say.
 When they graduate, Tony goes to MIT. Natasha gets in at Stanford, and Buckyâs parents can only afford for him to go to NYU. Tony offers to pay for a better college, but Bucky wonât let him. They keep in contact and see each other every break. Tony finally breaks up with Ty in his freshman year, but he becomes a party animal. Rhodey does his best to keep Tony out of trouble, but even he fails sometimes. When he graduates summa cum laude, he takes his place at Stark Industries. Natasha studies to become a lawyer, and she passes the bar easily. Bucky graduates NYU and saves up enough to buy his own auto repair shop. All are successful and donât have much time to spend with each other or anyone else, to be fair.
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Jan, Tonyâs stylist, sets him up on a blind date with a Jimmy because he âworks too much.â He shows up at the restaurant she picks out to only find Bucky sitting at the table to which the maĂźtre d leads him. âBucky?â
 âTony? What are you doing here?â Bucky stands.
 âIâm as confused as you are.â Tony sits at the table. âJan told me Iâd be meeting a Jimmy. Who the hell calls you Jimmy?â
 âWell, she called you Anthony. I canât believe you let anyone call you Anthony.â
 Tony shoots him a glare. âI donât. Not sure why she told you that youâd be meeting an Anthony⊠unless she did this on purpose.â
 âWhat? The parents figure that if Nat doesnât want to date either of us, they might as well put us together?â Buckyâs eyes snap.
 âI donât know.â Tony shrugs. âBut it all seems very suspicious, you know? What do you propose we do about it?â
 âI think we should eat dinner and go have fun. We both go home to our own houses afterwards and never try to date again, just to screw âem.â Bucky smiles sharply.
 âI like that. Deal.â
 Tony wakes up in Buckyâs bed the next day. âWell, I guess that plan didnât work out.â
 âYea⊠Iâm torn up between kicking you out now just to fuck our parents or actually fucking you again,â Bucky comments. âDamn, Tones, youâre amazing.â
 Tony colors. âYea, I had a lot of experience in college. People still like to say they spent the night with me even though I havenât slept with someone else for months now. Iâve just been busy.â
 âSame. Who has time to date anymore?â Bucky shakes his head. âItâs a shame because I would love to have nights like last night more often.â He straightens completely and raises a finger. âI have an idea, and you may not like it, but here me out. What if we were each otherâs booty calls? Just whenever we need a quick smash, we text the other?â
 âJames Buchanan Barnes, you are a fucking genius. I would kiss you right now, except my PAâs probably calling my dead phone, wondering where the hell I am. Can we rain check the next session?â Tony hops out of bed, pulling on his pants. Once quickly dressed, he heads to the door to leave and blows Bucky a kiss on his way out.
 Using his watch to ping his driver, Tony heads home to get changed before going to work an hour late. Howard doesnât berate him as much for being late for work, so Tony wonders if he knew something about his date with Bucky. The thought leaves his mind as he gets started on his day. He doesnât have time to think about dates or meddling parents.
 As the months go by, both Tony and Bucky text in claims to their booty call agreement. Tony is happy to do so, but he finds himself catching feelings for Bucky. He wonders if itâs because Bucky is the only one that heâs in close contact with, which he mentions to Rhodey when they get lunch on Rhodeyâs first day on leave.
 âI mean, I donât think itâs a good idea to be fucking the only person you have a steady friendship with.â Rhodey steals one of Tonyâs fries.
 Tony pouts. âDonât be like that honeybear. You and Pepper are my friends, too.â
 âYea, but Iâm in the Air Force more than 80% of the time, and Pepper works for you. Itâs different.â
 âYouâre just jealous that youâre not getting any.â Tony decides.
 Rhodey just smiles. âSays who?â  Tony begins to assault Rhodey for details, the topic of Bucky forgotten.
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âHey, Natashaâs moving back to New York, apparently.â Bucky informs Tony one morning. âMy mom just texted me.â
 Tony groans. âIf this becomes another âWhy donât you date her?â thing, I swear Iâm going to move to Tahiti and not accept any long-distance calls. Youâre welcome to come with if youâd like.â
 âI think we should take her out to dinner one night when she gets settled, just to catch up.â Bucky muses. âThen our parents canât be mad because we didnât try.â
 âYea, I wonder how sheâs been. We havenât talked in so long.â Tony agrees. âI wonder if she got a partnership here or something. I hope so. Thatâd be good for her.â
 âNick and Phil will be glad to have her back. If only my parents were as supportive as they are. You should have seen my dad when I told them I was opening my own auto shop.â Bucky smiles that unhappy smile.
 Tony laughs mirthlessly. âIâd be happy if my parents talked to me at all. But being that Howardâs always cranky anymore, I guess itâs best that he doesnât.â
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Natasha moves back less than a month later with a short, sandy haired man in tow. They move into an apartment on the Upper East side. Once sheâs settled, she agrees to meet Bucky and Tony for dinner. About ten minutes in, she asks them, âHow long have you two been together?â
 âDid someone tell you that weâre together?â Tony demands. âBecause theyâre wrong. Weâre simply booty calls to each other.â
 She shakes her head. âNo, youâre not. You might like to think that, but youâre in love with each other. No one told me; I can see it from here.â
 The two men shift in their seats, not daring to look at the other. âSo how have you been?â Bucky asks her.
 âBusy. Jenn and I are setting up our own partnership. Weâve gotten a lot of cases lined up, and we need a secretary.  Thereâre two lawyers working pro bono mostly down in Hellâs Kitchen. We might add them to our firm and pick up their secretary as well. I saw them in court for the Punisher trials, and she seems to have her stuff in order.â She takes a sip of her drink. âSorry for not keeping up with you guys. I barely even talk to Bruce and Carol.â
 âMom told me you brought a man home with you,â Bucky says. âShe didnât seem too happy about it. Are you two dating?â
 âClint? No, heâs just a friend. Iâm too busy to date, honestly. Iâve tried a couple times in LA, but it turns out Iâm very selective of those with which I choose to hang out. Most men are idiots, and Iâm tragically straight. You see my problem, right?â
 âWe donât feel your pain, but we understand,â Tony says. âWell, what we should do is make sure the three of us hang out at least once a month. If we want to bring our other friends, I donât care, but Iâve sorely missed you, Nat. And Bucky, maybe we should spend more time together with our clothing on.â
 âYou say that now, but what about tonight whenâŠâ Bucky begins but stops when Natasha gives him her death glare. âOkay, that is still as frightening as ever. Is that how you win all your cases?â
 âNo. Iâm skilled enough that I donât need to use that.â Nat flips her hair. âBut Iâm glad it works on you.â
 Tony stick out his tongue at Bucky. âSheâd never kill me. Who would give her those amazing scalp massages?â
 âNow that youâve brought it up, I demand one once we leave the restaurant.â
 Natasha goes home that night realizing that she missed out on a lot of Tony and Buckyâs lives. If she were being honest, and she is, she kind of relied on their parentsâ hope that she would one day marry one of the two. She always acted the way she did because she was equally attracted to both of them, and she would never be able to choose. So, she moved away and let them get on with their lives. She never thought once that they would choose each other and leave her out. She tells this to Clint when she gets home.
 âTalk to them. Maybe theyâll share.â Clint suggests before he falls asleep on the couch.
 She rolls her eyes. âYou have a room for a reason.â Natasha knows heâll still be there when she gets up to go to work the next morning.
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The trio meets up at least twice a month. Per Natashaâs goading, Bucky and Tony start to actually date. Sheâs happy for them but seeing them sometimes is bittersweet. She just wants to go back to the times where they didnât have to worry about feelings. All feelings have done for her were made her sad.
 One night, theyâre eating takeout in Tonyâs kitchen when he says, âYou can kill me if weâre wrong, but I want to proposition something with you.â
 Natasha raises an eyebrow. This ought to be interesting. Tony proceeds. âSo, Bucky and I are very happy in our relationship, but it could use one more thing⊠you.â
 âMe?â
 âYea. We both really like you, and we kind of got the feeling that you like us, too. Are we wrong?â Bucky bites his lip worriedly.
 âNo, youâre not wrong. I really like both of you. I have since we were kids. I just never wanted to choose between the two of you. When you got together, I was happy for you. I never thought that youâd both want me as well.â
 âWhy wouldnât we want you?â Tony asks. âWe love you so much. Obviously, weâll have to talk about how this is going to work. I hear communication is key to any good relationship. I should know.â
âAlso, if we all date, thatâs one way to make sure our parents donât get exactly what they want. Instead of you choosing one of us, you chose both.â
 Natasha grins. This is a fine arrangement indeed. âI would invite you back to my place, but Clintâs there. Would one of yours work?â
 âItâd have to be Tonyâs. I just moved in two weeks ago.â Bucky jabs his thumb at his boyfriend.
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Natashaâs parents are overjoyed when they hear the news, Buckyâs parents donât say anything, but Bucky knows they are a little wary of his relationship. Tonyâs parents, on the other hand, are very vocal. Howard has a yelling fit, screaming at Tony until he loses his voice. Maria asks him why he vexes his father like that.
 When Bucky and Nat try to comfort him, he shrugs them off, saying, âThatâs the first real conversation Iâve had with either of my parents since I was a kid. Donât worry; I always knew Howard would have a problem with it.â
 âIt still sucks,â Bucky tells him. âNo matter what, youâve got us.â
 Tony knows heâs happy when both his partners cuddle around him in the middle of their California King bed. Throughout all odds, the trio is back together.