#so he does

anything for you my luna. 💘

i can go into more of my imagined knight shane backstory if people would like, but for now: shane has seen a lot of life before he ever met prince ilya, and ilya comes to that realization pretty quickly when they start sleeping together. shane is covered in scars, large and small; he has both old battle wounds and the sorts of everyday wear and tear on a body that has been forged into a weapon from a very young age. ilya sees these scars and comes to the horrific conclusion that shane could have died multiple times before they ever met. this stands in pretty sharp contrast to his own upbringing which, while not always emotionally or mentally healthy, was not often physically dangerous.

After escaping the GIW by flying into the GIW's own portal Danny flies aimlessly in search of the far frozen to heal and rest. With a fresh wound on his throat and  wearing the GIW's patented power suppression cuffs, Danny can't even speak let alone use most of his powers.

He can't even dodge as a natural portal opens right on top of him spitting him out in the void of space!

My dear @growingautocorrect, thank you for asking some more absolutely fabulous questions! In relation to this post here

I assure you that Ahsoka is still teasing him about this, even if Anakin pretends as though he never did that!

Mehehehe, yes he absolutely does. Feel free to guess who. I can already tell you that they're not successful (obviously) and they're going to make it Obi-Wan's problem.

Cody and Rex were too young to train with Obi-Wan, but they definitely have been trained by him at some point and seen him often enough. Young Cody definitely looked up to the man. I want to say that Obi-Wan seems familiar to them and they're strongly suspecting it's him, it's just that they've never seen him with a beard so they're not entirely sure.

Excuse you, how dare you call my quaint little establishment 'shady'? - Obi-Wan, probably No, it definitely is a shady tavern even though Obi-Wan pretends it's not. Ahsoka doesn't really think that this scruffy looking man (Anakin is in absolute uproar at this assumption) is Anakin's long lost childhood love for a good while. She thinks Anakin's lost it with his assumption that he's that guy. After all, no knight would abandon their post, right? Ahsoka only starts believing it when she sees Obi-Wan throw out Miraj for her comments about Anakin. That's when she kinda clocks it.

Vogue, Forbes, and Cosmo all want interviews in one day? He is happily flying to New York or Chicago or LA with Bruce for a fifteen hour day filled with interviews, catering, makeup, and photoshoots.

Morning and late night talk shows where he can show off his skills bc the crowd and the host always eat it up? He’s thriving!

Modeling and brand sponsorships? He’s using that to show off his Wayne heirloom ring and the Wayne cufflinks while donning the newest Louis Vuitton or Ralph Lauren or Tom Ford.

Red carpet walks? He is sashaying down that carpet exactly as Bruce taught him to, interrupting paps annoying the women around him (and charming the socks off of everyone as he does it) while posing.

He is creating his own “candid” pap shots with Bruce in public bc he knows the media eats it up. (He still occasionally sees the one where he forced a confused Bruce down to one knee on a public street to tie his shoes when he was 9. Everyone ate it up for weeks.)

The galas, fundraisers, dinners and luncheons, he could do without as he’s often the youngest there but he’s come to enjoy messing with people and providing quotes for the press.

He is legs deep in Bruce’s assistant’s email and voicemail logs looking at the opportunities coming their way and begging Bruce for the ones he wants to take. They want to throw them (AND SOMETIMES SPECIFICALLY HIM) sports tickets, movie showings, cars, food boxes and fine dining, cameos, and so much more. He may not be Brucie Wayne but he’s solidified himself as the perfect “boy next door with a heart of gold” heart throb of America’s preteens/young teens, people want him, and he is THRIVING. That resume of his quickly becomes 3, 4, 7 pages long just of public persona/media/modeling/acting stuff by the time he’s twelve.

This continues until he’s approximately 15/16 and he and Bruce start fighting more and more. That’s when he starts hating his public persona bc no one actually cares about him, they only care about him in relation to Bruce, and he’s over Bruce by that point.