Dan: Help! Herbert! I need your tampon!
Herbert: Why? *smirk* Is there any secret you've been hiding from me?
Dan: No! Your chimera fuckery kicked me in the face and my nose is bleeding! I think it broke my nose!
Herbert: *pinch Dan's nose*
Dan: *scream*
Herbert: It's not broken, Dan. I'll get you a tampon, but please let me try my new formula on the wound first. The chance is too good to miss. *peck*
Dan: *groan in agony* Fine.


















