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i know this blog stopped posting last year but its so cute and it gives me life i hope u have a great day if u see this.......😭

// I hope you have a good day too uwu

(i actually thought about reviving this but idk)

#mun #Anonymous

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Why are you so damn cute chris ówò?

“U-Um... Genetics? I think?”

#chris pearson #dan vs #pixel-pancake-246

Are you bi

“I dunno... Maybe?”

#dan vs #chris pearson #pixel-pancake-246

Anything interesting happen lately? Any particularly unique revenge plans you've helped Dan pull off in the last while?

“Well, last week he broke into a bubblegum factory because he got gum stuck in his own hair and he couldn’t get it out.”

#dan vs #chris pearson #Anonymous

What are a few Halloween costumes that you and Dan have worn?

“Well I was the cowardly lion one year and Dan was the tin man and he kept whacking things with his ax while calling me a furry the entire time.

And then there was the year I was the man with the yellow hat and he was ... a man eating gorilla.”

#dan vs #kittygirl7878

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Are you and Dan interested in that solar eclipse?

“Of course!”

#kittygirl7878

Have you ever given Dan a piggyback ride? Do you think he even likes those?

“I have. But it’s usually when he’s being lazy or he’s ‘hurt’ in some way. I think he just likes them a bit too much.”

Have you and/or Dan ever been to a concert?

“Yeah loads of times.”

memelzebub

I just cant let go…

#// this is so chris

The top half of my face is numb. I went to the dentist and now I physically can't smile because my top lip is numb

“That’s happened to me before. You’ll be okay in a few hours.”

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May I tickle you for a little bit?

“No thanks...”

Does Elise ever call you that?

“No.”

Can I call you Chrissy-poo?

“I’d rather you didn’t.”

And here I thought it would be... DuckTales WOOHOO

“That one is way less annoying than Happy Tree Friends.”

What's the most annoying theme song you've ever gotten stuck in your head?

“Happy Tree Friends. Dan forced me to watch it and the theme song was stuck in my head for two weeks. Not to mention the nightmares it gave me.”

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Because it's to difficult to hide two freezers from Elise

“Trust me, I’m pretty good at hiding food.”

Would you rather have a freezer full of pizza or a freezer full of burritos

“Why can’t I have both?”

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