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[Vetinari:] 'Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?’
‘I would like to reiterate, sir, that I buy all my own paperclips,’ said Drumknott urgently.
‘Of course, but in your case I am pleased to say that you have a brain so pristine that it sparkles.'
- Snuff, Terry Pratchett
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After reading Snuff and Raising Steam, I'm half-coninced that Stinky and Of-the-twlight-the-darkness are the same being and are some sort of incarnate deity or spirit or something that leads and advocates for the goblins. Is there any basis in this in the books or is this just a headcanon? (Or blatantly incorrect)
The Watchman and The Summoning Dark
I finally finished a drawing I started in August and then kinda forgot about! This is fanart of a scene from Terry Pratchett's book Thud!.
I decided to keep the drawing simple, do it with only one pencil and quite undetailed. I like the feeling it gives that you can only see The Watchman/The Guarding Dark as a dark silhouette. I left the houses as undetailed shapes because I can't draw houses to save my life and besides, too much detail would take the attention away from the characters. I know it should be raining in the scene, but I can't really draw rain so I left that out too.
A little drabble, because I can't stop thinking about the idea
"I thought I said to stay still." Mumbo hummed, mostly thinking aloud.
It wasn't like you could answer anyways, even if you had wanted to. His tie had been taken off and wrapped around your face before being stuffed into your mouth to keep you quiet. It hadn't muffled your screams entirely, but it had kept you quiet enough that he was more audible to the camera than you.
The texture of it in your mouth was starting to grow uncomfortable, wet fabric falling into the back of your throat and making you gag. You convulsed again, trying to fight against the natural urge to puke.
Luckily, one of his hands reached down to your lips and fished out the intrusion.
“Don't you dare bite down.” He ordered, his fingers brushing against your teeth as he emptied your mouth.
He dropped the tie down somewhere, but you were unable to focus on it, frozen under his hungry gaze.
“This is your last warning; You need to stay still. The camera can barely focus before you're ruining it again. This is the first useful thing you've ever been able to do for me, and you're still doing it wrong.”
You still, even when you shouldn't want to help him. It's worth it all for the toothy grin spreading across his face as he stops messing with the camera, eyes lowering to stare at you instead.
It takes everything in your power not to squirm under him, but you want to be good. You clench your fists but make no effort to struggle against the restraints.
"Much better. Now the camera can see how pretty you are." He cooes, a beautiful mix of praise and patronization.
The cold press of metal against your chest is shocking, and you're so surprised by it that you honestly can't tell whether or not you shook. If you did, he doesn't seem bothered, far too excited to start.
“Why don't we show the camera just how pretty you can be?" He offers, and makes the first quick cut along down your body.
He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. *This is, of course, absolutely true.
Snuff! By Terry Pratchett
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Look at it like this, sir, if you take some time off, the guilty will be no less guilty, and the dead won't get any less dead, and her ladyship will not try to behead you with a coat hanger.
Willikins, Snuff! By Terry Pratchett
Look at it like this, sir, if you take some time off, the guilty will be no less guilty, and the dead won't get any less dead, and her ladyship will not try to behead you with a coat hanger.
-Willikins, SNUFF! by Terry Pratchett
Snuff!
Excuse me. This book and I have a previous engagement.
