Meggy: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

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This is purely self-indulgent I'm sorry-

SMG4: You use emoji’s like a straight person. SMG3: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Tari: H-how do you ask someone out? SMG3: Well, first- SMG4: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Tari: …And you said yes?

SMG4: I mean, I get complimented all the time- SMG3: *starts cackling* SMG4: I do! SMG3: *laughs harder*

SMG4: You think you're smarter than everyone else. SMG3: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

SMG3: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. SMG4: Three, is that legal? SMG3: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!

SMG3: Hey, Four, have you thought about having children? SMG4: … SMG4: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. SMG3: But we're not childr- SMG4, already distracted: MARIO, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

SMG4: I've connected the two dots. SMG3: You didn't connect shit. SMG4: I've connected them.

SMG3: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’. -

Tari: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. SMG3: SMG3: I'm gonna tell her. SMG4: Don't you dare. -

Swag: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god. -

SMG4: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

Saiko: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Saiko: upends the bottle

Melony: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

Tari: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. Tari: I need my socks.

Bob: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

SMG3: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by a spontaneous musical number.

Swag: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.

Melony: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

Tari: Caw caw, motherfuckers.

Meggy: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? Meggy: And atoms never touch each other. Meggy: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

SMG3: All of your existences are confusing. The Squad: How so? SMG3: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

SMG3: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

SMG3: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

Swag: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

SMG4: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Tari: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

SMG3: Seriously, I have no idea what to do. SMG3: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.

SMG4: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

Mario: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

SMG3: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

SMG4, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

Melony: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Mario: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100Mario on a quiz about european countries so who's the REAL winner here.

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Saiko: I choose to waive that right! Saiko: screaming

SMG3: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

Saiko, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

Boopkins: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like SMG3* SMG3: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Swag: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.