#snarty

Regulus Black and Severus Snape

Barty Crouch Jr. and Severus Snape

Aside my go to ships like:

Snarry (very specific)

Tomerus (can't live without it rlly)

Jeverus (favourite)

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I have an odd fascination with:

Sneter: Peter changed from good to bad groups. Severus changed from bad to good groups. They are quite polar opposites and I love to fantasize about the what's if's.

- What if Peter found out about snape but before sev could warn the others, peter threw him under the bus the same way he threw sirius under the bus. But things go wrong because Albus could vouch for Severus and hell breaks loose.

- What if they were in a relationship and Severus was good, but he only found out later that Peter was handing Order info to Voldy. And severus yelled/reasoned with Peter why he could do that to his friends and Peter just talks to Severus as if he were friends with James his lot for 7 years and not Peter. That conversation between them could've fooled anyone.

- What if their feelings could finally meet. Severus fueled by love whereas Peter was fueled by hatred met in the middle. But the middle was a short lived ending.

- What if they joined under disguise. But while severus his joining was an act. Peter wasnt fucking around and used the act in his favor by truly working for them. When Albus his plans crumbles and Severus tries to help the Potters. Peter arrives with Riddle. Dragging away Severus.

I dont know, i truly truly adore the whole dynamics around these two. In my mind, Peter had an ideal high school life. Sev didnt. They joined opposite groups at the height of events. While sev had every reason to join. Peter didnt. I love red flags so for Peter to either be plain cruel by nature or hardened over the years of being looked down upon, kind of gets me going. Not for me, but with my snarky bby severus. Peter couldn't understand why severus would go through all that bullshit for just an Evans, Potter, gryffindor and marauders. They are the definition of:

Severus: You killed my family! Ruined my kingdom! Beheaded my people! You shall die by my hands!

And then you have

Peter: You killed my dog! Die you sonuvabitch!

Why is this funny to me? Honestly. Severus would also be so surprised to see how little it took for Peter to just fuck over anyone. But hey, can't complain. At least those potters and marauders died and was kind of enough to take himself out to.

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Snegulus: the two that died after they switched sides. Regulus did that for his piece of shit abused elf. Severus did that for his piece of shit ginger friend.

- What if they found themselves in an order meeting. How would they react? I think regulus would be impressed to hear about snape being a double spy compared to the other members of the group. He'd try to convince Albus to let him be a spy too. He would be probably hiding like the Potters. His parents now extremely protective over him.

- What if he did join the spying? Would they sneak off somewhere and Severus would try to keep it all professional but Regulus would tease him and that was the sneaking away all about. Only angering snape more to waste his precious time this way. Would DE know about these love birds? How would they react? Would lucius try to couple Snape with a woman to have more members of the DE, only angering Regulus even more.

- If voldemort did fall, they would be known as two iconic spies nearly iconic as Mr and Ms Smith. But Mr and Mr Black.

- If regulus wasn't informed of Sev being a spy and plainly as an agent of the Order but see him at the DE gatherings. I dont even think he'd snitch immediately. Just feeling out where Sev his stance was and playing around. Thinking he was the master mind, but like Sirius would be extremely salty about Secerus having the full trust of Voldemort as well as Albus. #stay useless.

- What if Severus was the first muggle tainted wizard to impress purebloods? What if he impressed Regulus the same way he impressed Lucius. And lucius was a direct descendant of a de member, regulus wasnt. But reg refused to acknowledge it. Ignoring it but at some point during the height of the battle, he couldn't deny his attraction. Sev didnt need anyone to survive. People needed him. Regulus wished deeply that perhaps sev could yearn for him the same way he does, one day.

- What if they share their reasons for the switch of groups and regulus talks about his elf whereas severus his reason was the probability of his only friend dying. And regulus even has the nerve to say 'same thing'.

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Snarty: I dont know but I love this for some reason. I find myself thinking about many things they could've done if severus found out about the cover sooner.

- They work in the same school. So what if they share their mutual hatred towards kids but sev only finds out that barty's hatred borders on bloody murder.

- Barty told sev that he was here for the lord. Sev obviously tells albus immediately but the man told him to keep an eye on him as snape expected. Helping the kids more than he should to avoid child death. Angering the man somewhat.

- What if barty heard about severus being a double spy. He would snitch too, but not without knowing how much severus knew. So the tension around them would be insane. Walking on eggshells the whole day.

- What if Barty followed snape there? How good was Snape truly at his work and when he worded it well Tom allowed it. But he forgot to tell snape that he was the other professor only to find it too awkward to mention it later in a 'heeey Snape, its me barty, I know. I've been in this meat suit for months now, but forgot to mention it.' and finds himself laughing with snape as they graded papers of kids with most idiotic and lacking answers.

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Honorable mentions and ship titles:

The playing teachers duo: barty x sev

The double spies: regulus x sev

The enemy spies: peter x sev

The order couple: remus x sev x sirius

Mentally unstable duo: sirius x sev

Drug and seller duo: lupin x sev

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I feel like you're a meme music box like don't you know the entirety of Smash Mouths 'All Star?'

At a party, and 2yr old Harry is the main star of the show. Lily, James, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Sirius, Alice, Frank, Remus, Peter and Severus are present. Severus this time, brought his "friend", Barty Crouch jr.

All except Severus and Barty are kneeling on the floor. Snape drinks his bubbles as Crouch preferred the aged wine. Only to fail to hide his disgust when Snape teases him about the wine being muggle delicacy.

Snape managed to get away from De with the help of Crouch Sr. The younger Crouch followed suit and things sort of happened. They dont even have a proper name for this relationship. Just on heavy and unbearable nights, they found comfort in 1 bed. Both live near an auror in case they lied about switching sides.

Snape chuckles when Barty seems to have that dumb staring look on his face again. He has a staring problem. Terrified the kids younger than him at school back them. He sometimes got shivers too when it was directed to him. That staring seems to have given Barty a rather infamous name. Not as nearly infamous as Mulciber, Regulus and Evan.

He breaks the eye contact first when the other adults began to speak louder. Urging Harry to come to them. Each individual asking and telling Harry to approach them. The little on waddled over to the adults, passing severus and Barty but trips. Severus grabs his clothing before the kids fell.

Harry opened his eyes and looked up. The scary two he avoided. Lily asks severus if he could put the baby back for them so Harry could restart his approach. Snape got up and put him down at his spot. He sits next to barty again on the sofa. Just what is going on in that mind of his. He felt a sensation on his leg again. It wasnt his hands but smaller and sticker.

There the toddler was. Smiling at snape. Squeezing and opening his tiny hands, demanding for lifts. Severus lifts him. 'Should I put him down again?'

James huffs 'You saved him, now he will only approach you.'

'Get out Sni-ave, Snape.' Severus puts him back down again. Hearing a smack and a grunt of Sirius. The two got out through the back door. Just not quick enough before Harry burst out in tears.

Severus lingers at the door. Having a child may not be too bad of an idea. Could he raise one alone? He can't be with a woman, his thing isn't appealed to that. When he turns he sees Barty on his knees, opening a small box with a bracelet. It can't be, Snape thought, weirded out by the situation. Shouldnt you get one 1 knee for this? How do purebloods even ask this? He isn't ready. They're not even boyfriends. 'Severus Snape, would you like to be my boyfriend?'

It only made him laugh. 'Why do you ask it that way?'

'The grass is wet and the soil is muddy, sev. Answer please.'

'... yes' Barty got up to put the bracelet on.

'Why were you hesitant?' He didnt get that answer. Door opens and Lily stood there with Harry. Nearly jumping out of her arms into Snape's.

Petunia assured him that this was just because the baby adores new people. Not because he's special. She was right. A few hour in Snape's arms, bored the child. Managing to annoy Severus out of having kids with his questions. Continuously asking him what his name is.

At night. The boy fell asleep between him and Barty. He should be! Constantly running around with Neville. Jumping on the sofa. Severus and Barty were going to use the floo. 'See you soon, Black.'

He was the auror living next to them. Thoroughly doing his job by demanding access to their house and snoop around at random times. Preferably night time. According to him, the ideal time of de business. 'Yeah. You guys cannot enter your house before i'm there.'

'You're slow. We will use the floo system and you're on that bloody motorcycle of yours.'

Sirius lifts his shoulders 'Then what? I'm he auror so you do as I say. I can give the lightest of you a lift.' Barty smiled. That helmet may be between them but Black's eyes know which partner he has in mind. It was obvious that severus was the lightest of them.

'We boyfriends should stick together. Right, sev?' He pulls Severus closer to him. Sirius follows the raven.

'I guess so. I hate flying too.'

'Boyfriends? Since when?'

'None of your business, Black'

'It is because maybe you two are in cahoots before even getting out. You know what. Today, you cannot even get in your house. You two will sleep at my house.' The more he spoke, the more inebriated he sounded.

Sirius is drunk, so drunk, Lupin had to drive them home. They cussed the heavy guy for making their life more difficult. Barty asked why severus even bothered searching Sirius his keys. They could just leave him outside his house. That didnt feel right to him. They dropped Sirius on his couch. 'Should we stay here?'

'Obviously not. The man is insane.'

'I know but I dont want us to break rules. We already look suspicious.' Barty kisses him.

'Fine, but I want to taste you tonight.'

'Not in this house.' Why couldn't Snape notice that Sirius was trying to steal him away?

He told Snape. Severus laughed at his face, calling him unhinged. Why would they bully that nearly killed him suddenly like him? It doesn't add up, doesn't make sense. And it didnt. He couldn't explain the why either. So he dropped it but today is certain. 'Boyfriends now, but maybe soon Snape Crouch and a few kids?'

Severus kisses him. Softly, without the tongue. Holding Barty back from shoving his tongue in. Barty played along nicely. He was nearly Sirius his build and physique. Severus never manged to ever come that stunted growth and starvation like meals. This man always teasing him. 'If you behave well, we can see where this goes.'

Barty nods softly, being guided away by his boyfriend. Forgetting about the auror on the sofa. They had their own guestroom. Wasn't the fist time Sirius demanded them in his house. Severus falls asleep quick. Something he earned after all those years of sleepless nights.

Crouch begins to stare again. Playing with the hair of Snape. Boyfriends now. Husbands soon. Dads later. He wasnt interested in DE. Not at all. His dad was in laws. He had his memories of reading files after files where cults and gangs were put down harshly. His dad didn't handle all of them, some of them were extremely old files. History books of criminals stacked on top of another in his father's study.

He simply wished to grow up quick and leave that family. Hogwarts was a stepping stone. It would pave his way out. Then he met Severus. How could one kid have such bad luck? Bad friend, bad audience, bad house, bad teachers, and he found out that he also had a bad family. Where Barty Crouch spends money on candy to overcome certain heartache, Severus couldn't. So, he approached him. People seem to have gotten the wrong idea. Thinking Snape has begun to hang around DE lot.

Lucius apparently sponsored Severus, wishing for something more in return later. Severus too, thought he approached him for ulterior motives, like Lucius. It was pure interest. Nothing more. Somehow his interest lasted for 7 years. Finding himself in DE next to Severus, following him out of it and sleeping with him after it.

Even if Snape joined them again, he find himself already imagining him by Snape's side, killing others.... if Sev of course was into that. But there isn't an outcome where the two aren't toghether.

Sirius is found in the morning with even more bottles of alcohol around them. Tears stains on his face. Severus assumed he must've cried wile throwing up, he does that himself. Barty knew the other answer.

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With the draco, I had the same thing in mind but at a DE party. Where draco took Harry's place. Narcissa, lucius were James and Lily. Walburga and Orion were Petunia and Vernon. Regulus was sirius then who kept an eye on the two if they truly changed for their leader. But im too lazy to write it.

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