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Classy Insults
1. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; Bring a friend, if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill. "Cannot possibly attend first night, I will attend the second...If there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
2. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows, or of some unspeakable disease." · "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
3. "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
4. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
5. "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
6."Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
7. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
8. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde
9. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
10."He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
11. "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
12. "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
13. "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
14. "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
15. "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
16. "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
17. "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
18. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
19. "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
20. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
21. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
22."He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
Standing in line at Subway minding my own business
guy behind me: hi, how’s your day going?
me: *looks back* hi, it’s good so far *turns back around*
guy: *stepping a little closer* if you had a superpower what would it be?
me: *half turns toward him* hmm.. I’d be able to control the elements *turns back around*
guy: *stepping closer again* that's interesting why that?
me: *turns to face him* because I’m a force of nature. I’m a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man in her life. *pays for my food and walks away like a boss babe*
prompt 901
Let me put it this way: You are your own worst enemy. And I’m OK with that.
Thoughts during my animal biology lecture.
Hey guys big news im in college now! Lots of crazy, hectic junk so far but nothing can top my thoughts during my biology lecture today. See the professor was talking about deuterostomes (organisms whose anus developes first). And all i could think was. "Just remember we were all just ass holes once, some of us just never developed further" and. "You under developed deuterostome!"
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Next time someone pisses you off just remember we all started off as just an asshole some of us just never developed furter.
My thoughts during animal biology lecture about deuterostomes
Co-worker 1: if it wasn't for my husband's pay I'd be screwed.
Co-worker 2: I need to get one of those.
'I've come to issue an invitation.' 'Is it to a ball?' asked Mal, snagging the remaining bit of roll from my plate. 'I do so hope it's to a ball.' 'While I'm sure you dance a magnificent waltz, no. Boar have been spotted in the woods near Balakirev. There's a hunt leaving tomorrow, and I'd like you to go.' 'Short on friends, your highness?' 'And long on enemies,' replied Nikolai.
Leigh Bardugo, Siege and Storm