#snapetrix

Okay wait hear me out. Snape x bellatrix it’s not love and it’s not even lust in the normal sense, it’s like rage-lust. Mutual loathing so intense it loops back around to attraction. She hates that he’s the dark lord’s favorite toy and he hates that she’s loud, impulsive, blood obsessed and somehow still gets away with it. They’d probably duel instead of flirting. he calls her 'unhinged', she calls him a 'greasy traitor'. Next thing you know they’re slamming each other into the wall of some death eater safehouse mmission and it’s not even hot it’s just violent, Bellatrix would probably try to kill him the next morning out of spite