Long Steven is a long long long creature. Long Steven looked like a tube worm, but extraordinarily long. Long Steven came from the mountains, and left a long long trail of slippery slime behind, from Long Steven's long body. Long Steven had two black eyes that where like looking into the void. Long Steven was white, but managed to collect so debris during Long Steven's travels that it was permanently off-white. Long Steven was so long that Long Steven could wrap around the mountains of Starry Creek three times over if Long Steven so desired. Long Steven liked bathing in the lake. Long Steven enjoyed hanging out with the fat raccoons that lived by the Denny's. Long Steven enjoyed Ritz crackers. Long Steven once tried to get Stella and Hattie to go on a date, with minimal success, because Long Steven doesn't understand human relationships.