#smooth!dean

ROWENA: We could do a memory spell. But did his hair fall out? His body too? SAM: What? ROWENA: From the neck down, is he smooth like a Ken doll? SAM: I don’t know. Uh, and I'm not checking either.

Hell, I want to know what this mnemonic curse is.

First of all

Smooth hairless Dean is my kink, OK? OK.

I like them totally opposites - smooth Dean and hairy Sam. And you know it didn't come out of nowhere. We all remember hairy Sam and smooth Dean (with like his five hairs around the nipples, lol)

And now even canon mentions it (well, the possibility of this, but nonetheless)

My imagination just moved on. Smooth Dean Hairless Dean Everywhere EVERYWHERE FROM THE NECK DOWN, I MEAN IT

And how they enjoy each other’s opposites. Dean likes this animalistic manifestation of Sam's masculinity, and Sam likes that his brother is so smooth and his fingers and lips can enjoy every inch of his fair skin.

You know it was funny that Rowena asked Sam about it, about the smoothness of his brother's skin, I mean =) As if he had to know it ;) And it was amusing that Sam has become a little defensive from thought to check it. =) I mean he could check his arm or leg, for example (the neck down, it all fits), no one asked to look at his butt or groin. But Sam chose to stay away from the temptation. =)

Awkward, drunk Sam but understanding and willing Dean.