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Ahem.
This is Lord Megatron speaking.
I am tired of being the Decepticon leader. I have come to realize there are greater purposes I wish to fulfill, but I do not wish to leave the Decepticons in shambles, so I am looking for a worthy heir.
If you are hearing this, you are entitled to the Decepticon throne (and also an ipod nano!) All you have to do is defeat everyone else reading this in a tournament, and you will be New Leader Of The Decepticons!
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Bap! You now look and sound exactly like Megatron. What will you do? (Lasts for 48+ hours depending upon Smokey enjoying it or not)
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YES YES YES
HUMANS, CYBERTRONIANS, COME HERE AND WORSHIP YOUR NEW LORD AND MEGAPOTATO, ME!
everyone who pats my helm and tells me that I’m good gets a free rust stick
YOU SEEM SHORTER THAN USUAL.
I’M THE SAME HEIGHT, YOU SMELLY SLAGBRINGER.
BY THE WAY, DO KEEP YOUR BLOOD AWAY FROM ME. IT IS NOT ALL IT’S CRACKED UP TO BE. AND IT TASTES TOO MUCH LIKE YOU.
Give me your eyebrows. - Random
I would love to! But you will have to come closer so I can give them to you!
@errorcritical replied to your post “Ahem.”
..... square up, nerds, i have the power of goats and depression on my side
I think you are already a likely winner!! Goats are truly unicronian and truly, truly powerful.
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Mucho love familia. Hope your Monday was productive and beautiful…couple sleds 🛷 for the eyes and possible taking :) I’m Building a California inventory for @el_emporium … and thought I’d let y’all know. 💗🐿🍁 We have this stringerless , kevlar/carbon eps/epoxy 5’8 #Smoketron asym tri/quad (thing goes nutssss, will be doiimg symmetrical ones for stock soon… I recommend going custom tho :) & A stringerless poly 5’8” #lovefish as a twin plus nub if wanted… We Also have a 5’8” stringerless eps/epoxy #wasabitaco tri fin and a 5’6” poly #spacecadet twin plus nub :) pics later … back in January for more custom drops ! In person hand over or we can ship. @el_emporium open tmrw 10-6 in daytona DM or text me 💗⚡️and slaw this weekend Will be listing them to @el_emporium and directing , which on which coasts :) Thanks for looking As always! Mucho love !!! Brayden 🐿💗 #boardtheory #surfcraft #sinceiwas13 #handshapes #realboards #realsurfers #elemporium #california #surfing #ventura #newport #sandiego #eastcoast #westcoast #madewithlove (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClhtJLop_i7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Yesterday feels like a waste not loving you the way I’m supposed too. 🙏❤️🔥🌀 A Lil peak into a break btw dings today and foam truck unload and delivery… got to do a lil color flow on this custom #smoketron flex tail epoxy wave machine , before I past out 😴… Headin to the waters of st auggie soon. Loading more foam in the morning and then back to the factory to finish my south repairs again for weekend festivities and there flipping waves so you know what that means… once I have my dingers out I’ll be in the water too. Thanks everyone for the support and love lately. Really appreciate it. #boardtheory #passionbuilt #lovemade #handcrafted #unconventional #missyou #loveyou #timetopivot #changeishere #watchthis #happycats (at Daytona Beach, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUEZDEYFkaW/?utm_medium=tumblr
