#smithxsaniwa

(MN: I’m throwing the two samiwas together because I’m lazy I apologise people who requested for one because to me they act the same as siblings orz)

Who dominates at Mariokart and who’s the sore loser who sulks after they lose? The saniwa siblings, as Smith is a sore loser who threatens to give Saniwa 1:30s though the lil shit is attracted to both

Who becomes a human baby when they become sick and who plays sickness off? Saniwa is a little baby who refuses to lead on any sortie's when they're sick and smith has to continue smithing because Saniwa is a downright brat, no rest for the npc

Who surprises the other with flowers and a date? Smith!!! Just the thought of the saniwas blushing like a 5th grader who got asked out on their first date gives me life

Who uses crappy pickup lines? Smith, "I'll forge my way into your heart" "okay so where's my akashi/nagasone/urashima/hakata?" "…"

If they had kids, who would be the stricter parent? Smith, because their kids would try to enter the forge and that does not sound good

If they were to go to the beach, who would lounge under the sun, and who would actually swim? Saniwa swims while the thirsty ass Smith ogles them from the beach shore because the water's reflecting of that taut skin is 10/10

Who tells the other to quit bouncing their leg? Saniwa, you need good manners to raise good kids not that they thought about marrying Smith of course,oh no

Who falls asleep on the other? Saniwa, because even having a secretary can't fully lighten their workloads smith cries because two adorable siblings leaning on both sides of him SHOOT HIM NOW

Who loves to take pictures? Smith, documentation is key

Who gets onto a health kick and forces the other to go on runs? Saniwa, after all it's unhealthy if one constantly stays in a hot room

Who jams out to music the other hates? F!Saniwa probably because nobody can harm her because they'd get trashed so hard, M!Saniwa and Smith just have to deal with it

If there’s a chance to pull practical jokes, who takes the bait? M!Saniwa and Smith if it came to it, F!Saniwa pretty much kills them when she finds out

Who starts a pillow fight? Smith because when he leaves the fight he gets to see the two siblings fivht before they realise he left and then turn to kill him

In the morning, who’s the early riser, and who pulls the other back to bed for cuddles? Smith gets up early to prepare the forge, the saniwas call it a day off and pretty much trap him

Who watches horror movies and acts tough, only to be freaked out at night later? M!Saniwa, F!Saniwa refuses to stay in a rook with him for that night so Smith has to comfort a crying Saniwa while his sister prepares to kill him if he doesn't shut up

If the other was hurt, would they seek revenge for one another?

Who’s more prone to jealously? Smith, due to the bonds the saniwas share he always feels like an outcast

Who would be the one to suggest dining and dashing when going out to eat?

Who gets up and makes breakfast for the other in the morning? F!saniwa, not because the other can't cook, it's just that her food is much better than the stuff they make

Who’s better at comforting the other? The saniwas, they've dealt with so much stress so they always know what to do