#smartass x reader

Greasy:

He's horny & handsy: I mean, what did you expect? He'll be making out with you and have his hands all over you- well on his way to final base if you let him.

Favourite place to kiss you?: Damn, anywhere. Anywhere he can reach.

He'll greet you by taking your hands and carrying them up to his lips, before trailing kisses all the way up your arms, across your shoulders, up your neck, over your jaw and to your lips.

He'll also press open-mouthed kisses all I've you through your clothes in an attempt to get you in the mood. Over the cotten of your shirt, before lifting the bottom of it to touch your skin as he kneels, then certain sporadic places across your clothed pelvis and your thighs... that is, until you let him take off your clothes.

Also likes to wake you up.with kisses, like below.

Psycho:

Inexperienced & Determined: Psycho has no damn clue what he's doing with this (He's never even had the urge to kiss anyone before! No one's as special as you ^^), but lord he wants to. Everything he sees you!- he feels this odd desire in the pit of his stomach and he desperately wants to get rid of it.

Eventually he just grabs you (Like the gif. Imagine his straight jacket-covered fingers clamping around your jaw) and drags your lips to his.

Really Likes Kissing: Yeah short story even shorter- he decides that kissing you is really nice! He's gonna start giving you pecks whenever he can. Smartass is nauseated.

Smartass:

Kissing?: Affection and general softness... is not really Smartass' thing... So it while it already takes a long time to even whoo this weasel (Cuz like, he doesnt know you? He doesnt know your people? He's very suspicious)- it's gonna take even longer to get him to kiss you.

Even when he wants to kiss you, he'll be hesitant. Where does he even start? How does this work? He's got a lotta thought-out questions and you might just need to take the plunge.

He'll get the hang of it pretty quick ^^

PDA: You thought Greasy was shameless? Once Smartass has given you his trust he'll do anything to keep you and gets possessive. He wants people to know who you belong with.

So yeah, he will just come up to you when you're talking to someone he doesn't like the look of and give you a good, long kiss- with tongue.

Wheezy: Ey Boss, ain't that Pepé talking to Y/N over there?

Smartass: What!?- *Hands Wheezy his gun*

Smartass: *Starts storming over to you* Hold- the fuck- up-

Soft and Casual: When its just the two of you, or his gang, you two are honestly kinda cute. You'll smile into kisses with him, and he'll just be looking at you with that 'I'm so fricken lucky' look clear as day on his face.

Stupid:

The Cuddly Weasel: Your kisses are usually quite sweet ^^ Just little lip touches when nothing else is expressing just how much love you feel for each other.

You're usually already cuddling wrapped around your big giggly boyfriend, possibly laying on his belly while he hums and plays with your hair, and you lean down slowly to give him a kiss on his nose, his jaw, or the corner of his lips.

Wheezy:

Giggly Kisses: Wheezy likes to kiss you when you're laughing. Just like, tells you a joke just to see your cute little smile and hear your adorable fricken laugh, and then can't help himself!- He's gotta lean over and give you a lazy kiss on the lips.

It doesn't have to be perfect with him, just happy.

Skill!!!: Sorry, I just can't help thinking Wheezy is actually quite good at kissing. In that lazy way where he's taking his time, because all he really wants is to just taste you- feel your lips with his, enjoy your reactions to things he does (Like your different moans, groans and sighs. How you clutch him, press closer to him, etc).

He isn't racing towards an end goal like Greasy, its not his first time like Psycho, and he's not as perpetually stressed out as Smartass is.

Playful: Yeah, he definetly does stuff like this, too-