Dec 23, 2018
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What I am On
person: dude, what are you on??
me: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, for the fifth time
me: My way back to Hogwarts
me: My laptop
me: The ladder of success
me: Earth
me: Often a toliet
me: A horse
Monkey Business
Sam: "Ms. Smith, are you a gorilla?" (He pats my back.) "Because, you have all this fat on your back?"
Me: "Does that make you a twig?"
after science class. lolol :)))
There's this classmate of mine who always annoys me and I hit him sometimes when I get so annoyed and he keeps on poking me.
He was behind me and calling my name.
Classmate: Lyka, Lyka, Lyka.
Me: The hell do you want now?
Classmate: Lyka, Lyka, Lyka.
*he was gonna start poking me*
Me: I have a pencil and I know how to use it.
Classmate: I have a book and I know how to use it.
Me: I have a brain and I know how to use it.
Classmate: DAMN. You beat me.
Me: I always knew you didn't have a brain. >:))) *walks away feeling so victorious*
Smart comebacks to that annoying question "Why are you still single?"
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