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Omarosa talking about her time spent on Big Brother Australia with Thomas Markle Jnr and how she thinks Meghan Markle is lovely. ❤

[interviewer: can you say something really provocative so I can put it in a headline]  Can we? Can we? When I was in One Direction sometimes we'd just used to make up different people that Niall had slept with on tour. Think we'll just go with that.

[interviewer: is it true you stopped wearing skinny jeans to protect the undercarriage?] Yeah the actual quote was to 'protect my bollocks.' It was just a bit of a joke, just a bit of a joke, but you’ve got to protect the lads don't you? Every now and then I do [wear skinny jeans] but most of the time I'm in me joggers.

I think we did our fair share in the band, behind closed doors, we did our fair share.

[interviewer: Louis Tomlinson slams grumpy fucker teacher that told him he'd end up working at mcdonalds. What is the story? Is that a true headline?] I love talking about this, that is true actually. It was actually a friend of mine who's become a really successful heavyweight boxer and he was in the same year as me, same geography class. He [the teacher] said the same thing to both of us, that we'd amount to nothing really. I mean look, we weren't the easiest students in the world but we weren't the worst either. But he was a grumpy asshole, here I am laughing now.

I've always been a massive fan [of Oasis] growing up, probably my favorite band ever really. Obviously I'm from the north of England so they're massive. In the end, and just in general, I wanted to write something more fun and a bit uptempo.