#sm33

Modern Jod wouldn’t be adopting the kids lmao, he’s the camp counselor for their vaguely bullshit camp that burns down on day 2 and he has to take them On A Journey to walk them out of these fucked up woods and bring them back to their parents who realize way too late that the camp is no longer standing. They narrowly miss search parties constantly but also keep running into dealers that Jod owes money to, maybe a little bit possible that they were the ones that burned down the camp but also we can’t know for sure, probably not. SM-33 is the weird ass mimic that wandered out of the forest to join them and they keep forgetting he’s not supposed to be there. He likes pretending they’re all pirates and talking like an old man.