#slutforsatoru

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hooooooooo my god, is there anything bakugo CAN'T pull off??? He looks SOOOO GOOD! And hopefully all the Eddie fans on here will appreciate it, too.... surely having the full watch experience under your belt makes witnessing this even better.

I am so late to this but ty!

5. favorite form of potato?

Shoestring french fries 🤤

8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

Yes, fucking immediately, I really don’t understand people who wear normal clothes around the house. I have some comfier leggings and a-shirts for around the house, and then some of my tees like my Shigaraki one I only really wear at home.

10. on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

Is this a thing? I think the last time I drank any kind of juice in a plane it was cranberry, but usually if I get anything besides water it’s just a coke.

STOPPPPPPPP this is making me yell because you know he started as a kid and the habit just ended up sticking adjkfad... he really wanted to scare people sooo badly yet now he just kinda looks like a fool... jk, kinda asjdfakls

still, it has me dead to think about him trying to force a facial expression in all his photos... or at least, him being so used to making them that now he can't stop whenever someone's trying to take one or has been looking at him/talking for too long.

(even when he's holding his tongue, his face always says it all LMFAO)

Honestly though, all bakugo faces are incredible tbh... and i think people would be lying to say they don't have a favorite cuz we LOVE HIM LIKE THIS.

I'd say this is one of mine:

LMFAOOOO i used to work at Whole Foods, so I got you, pretty! Although… I guess I kinda forgot the customer part bfkdjridjrkd

Enjoy!!!

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I feel like… he probably applied for customer service but… ends up working back of house in somewhere like dairy or specialty because, after a number of incidents, no one wanted him too involved with anything that dealt with customers anymore

(AKA: him yelling at people over the phone and refusing refunds LMAO)

Which he’s actually completely fine with, given that he doesn’t really want to talk to anyone either. Just happy doing his unsupervised thing w/ the products, be it folding or stacking or organizing

On days he’s scheduled to stock in front of house though, he does an incredible job but… probably scares the crap out of everyone who tries to ask him for help

And it’s not like he doesn’t help… he DOES, it’s just weird because he isn’t friendly about it AT ALL and glares silently the whole walk to whatever it is the person is looking for

You pass by him during one of those moments with a customer and he literally looks PAINED (and stares at you with an angry look that just screams “help”)

It’s also really something to watch when a customer tries to grab something he’s right in the midst of stocking. He gets pissed if they disturb the order of things or take something he just set down

Because you already know his shelves are EVEN

He’ll like… freeze, his arm still up in the air, and stare at them from out of the corner of his eye LMFSOOO

Otherwise, he’s definitely the coworker who you have breaks with or accidentally run into in the back when you’re looking for something… and then form a friendship with that mostly consists of complaining

Sneak off to talk shit w/ him vibes, you know?

(“Looked a little rough out there.” + “that fucking man asked me where the bagels were three damn times. Get me the hell out of here.”)

After that interaction, it’s probably very clear why they keep him in the fridge nfjrkdkfjkfkf

(But once you start getting scheduled together, it’s a blast)

He’s also the one who’s always bundled up real good in like a beanie, neck gaiter, hoodie, vest and gloves because… even though he likes being alone, it’s COLD and he hates that

He also wears fucking kneepads LMFAO because he’s an old man… and he’ll like, vehemently defend them, too.

“I don’t want fucked up knees by the time I’m 40, are you kidding me?”

And OMG, once you’re really buddy-buddy, he finds and saves all the good spoilage for you.

Comes out of the back when it’s closing time, finally with his hat off and face exposed, and he’s got… the only slice of cake left. Or a pack of good berries that don’t have any mold on them. And ofc, he’s forcing you to take them or, at the very least, sit outside with him and share.

Ugh, I cry

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(Also, just because it’s kinda funny to me… Bakugo as a butcher or in the seafood department… chops meat real good but people are fucking scared of him LOL

(Customers because he’s always holding a knife, and coworkers because he doesn’t want them to touch his special knives)

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OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDD, and he thinks he's being so funny too, huh??? Pretending to be serious with his hair down looking at you w/ a cute, fake pout and his puppy eyes and his big... pectoral....... muscles.............. moving... and-and-and...

(secretary bakugo here!)

GODDDD, trying to hold myself back from adding my own thoughts to this idea is SO fucking hard lmfao, i adore ittttt :((( if/when u do manage to write anything for it, please let me know cuz i'm excited by just the concept omg...

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LMFAOOOO no don't do him like this!!! i'm the exact same way and it's not that you aren't well rested or are irritated, it's just that waking up is FUCKING HARD!!! eyeballs difficult to open type stuff...