#caitie things

who’s friends are as simple and innocent as her.. conversations always light and fluffy.. boy band this.. cartoons that..

he’s all the happier for it..

ive always felt that out of all the daddies, kiri would be the least fearful about fucking reader.. not sure why, but that big ol man would have his girl bred and conked out 25/6..

And all his other daddy friends are so jealous of him!!! There's Kats with his precious gem of a daughter (who's sweet and loved beyond words but doesn't yet know true satisfaction, much to bakugo's painful restraint), and then there's Deku's little girl, a little minx of a thing (who can never seem to be wrangled this way or that, deku only just manages to get a grip on things before she's off disobeying again, and he's always been so hesitant to be rough with her)...

But Kiri's got his perfect angel, who he never needs to worry about, only ever reward with kisses and treats and cock for being such a dear little daughter-wife... you don't even like toys, that's how suited you are for him, anything other than his dick and thick fingers and tongue makes you weep to take because it's just. not. him !!!

It's so funny when the girls come over for a play date of sorts, giggling with you in your princess pink room with soft pillows and on top of silk sheets, and Kiri's in the kitchen giving his boys a beer, listening to them lament about the struggles of fatherhood... only to have nothing to say when it's his turn to complain.

'cos while Bakugo's going on and on about his rock hard blue balls and Deku's weeping cuz he accidentally spanked someone's ass raw... the only thing Kiri's got is about how you passed out last night two orgasm earlier than usual, and that's probably only because you helped Kiri make dinner and clean up after (even tho you woke up early to take care of his morningwood, not that that's all that unusual)... 🥺🥺🥺)

literally crying at the thought of this happening after long and hard busy days... the ones where you don’t get to see each other til you’re both in bed at night, but still wanna cuddle and catch up w/ each other about some of the little things you may’ve missed. 

so yeah, you get all close in bed and kiss each other to sleep... just breathe in each others air for a bit and then drift off together... 

AND THEN... you wake up all tangled together, too. you’ve sunk a bit more to his side over the night and your hand is now on his belly... but his is STILL right where he left it and he’s got your face nearly right there in his armpit jdkfadsjk. 

And of course, he grumbles every time you move, too, because he’s just so comfortable and doesn’t want you leave or make the bed cold. you can barely reach for your phone w/o a boob going in his face but he barely even notices or cares... just yawns and grips you harder. a little butt squeeze and jiggle, maybe... but then he stares at you w/ those tired, slitted eyes and gives you a little sleepy cheek kiss-nuzzle as if it will make you want to stay. 

which of the mha daddies would be the most ashamed about fucking daughter!reader? and which ones wouldn’t care ab creaming their girl’s cunt? :3

hello, my love! Happy sick Saturday, it seems🥰 thank you for the question!!

Of all the daddies… I think Daddy Kats is the most ashamed. He has this weird thing going on about his baby’s virginity anyway (wanting to save you for as long as possible, either for himself or…. nah, he knows he’s not giving you away to another man), and I think that transfers over to feelings of guilt and when he does finally give you his cock.

It’s not like it’s that fucking you is that foreign to him, he was always happy to rub your puss and let you mouth at his cock til both of you came, but… it’s different when you’re bent over or tummy to tummy with him and he feels you writhing and mewling beneath him, crying for him to hold you just like he holds you even when his cock is tucked tight in his shorts.

It’s beautiful, you’re beautiful, but it feels… like he didn’t wait long enough before deflowering you? Like he’s robbed you of the pure kind of intimacy you shared with each other before? Like…maybe he’s undeserving of such a sweet girl, and an old bastard like his isn’t worthy of your all?

But then, of course, you’re begging for him to cum inside you and the worries wash away like he washes you in kisses while he leads you both to orgasm. Maybe he isn’t so bad after all, if you love him that much?

(And if the shame comes back up again during your post-coital cuddles, when your pussy is still creamy with his seed, your hand on his tummy, cheeks wet with kiss spit, he has no choice but to distract himself by fucking you again, and again, at least until the guilt comes back another day.)

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Bakugou has a cry in the bathroom and you have to spend the rest of the night consoling him.

Also Hiiiiiii, miss u, hope youre gooooood

head in my hands bc of this, just thought abt bakugo growing out his hair a little bit right after baby's birth...takes him months to go and get a real haircut cuz he doesn't wanna burden you more than he already has and by the time he's okay with the thought (but only for "AN HOUR MAX," is what he says), he has a mullet thing going on and all this scruff on his chin🥺🥺🥺

so he gets home with his regular ol' haircut, maybe a little shorter just to account for ... not wanting to go again so soon, and baby's HOLLERING bloody murder as soon as they see him and refusing to be taken out of your arms, doing that thing where they're flipping their face back and forth to dodge a kiss...

it's so tragic bc not even a little cheek nuzzling helps to calm them bc bakugo's CLEAN SHAVEN and smells like aftershave instead of like dad when he tries!!!!!!

and after, you watch him kinda sulk into the bathroom, thinking like aw yeah thats a bummer but also pretty funny, too (esp bc the haircut does look good🫣🤓), AND HE DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE an hour???

....until you finally have to ask him if he's okay in there and you're opening the door to him sitting on the toilet seat, arms crossed and red cheeks a little streaky with tears...

LJFKASDJFADSJK it's the cutest, most sad sight you ever did see!! ofc Bakugo tries to deny it, but the way he tears up again (after you're done assuring him he did nothing wrong) when his baby finally realizes it's him and smiles (and then how he refuses to give them up again until bedtime) has his ass. EXPOSED.

In my head, I like to think Giulio is kind of a wide dude, made even more thick in the waist due all his metal prosthetics.

He gets home to you trying to fill the washer with dirty clothes, or empty the dish rack and scrub out the bottom of a pan, or even just tidy your room... and it's not like you're bad at those tasks, you're completely normal at them, and still, Giulio is nudging you aside so he can take the basket, or pot, or blanket from out of your arms and do the task himself.

And you try to argue with him abt it, say you don't need his help, he does enough as is (because he does!!!) but he's so. sturdy. you can't physically overpower him to win the argument and actually complete the task.

Every single time is like that too, and it's especially annoying because he's just naturally so much better at it all. who knew there was a way to go above and beyond scrubbing showers, fixing decorative pillows, making fruit salads, and yet. Nothing, and nobody, is as good at it, or as quick (or can make a pot of tea at the same time), as Giulio is :(

whoever sent this: thank you + i ADORE you. i hope you don't mind i'm switching up the formatting/style a it in comparison to my older icks... shorter list, more detailed <3

(warning: some fem terms used at the end, such as “mama!”)

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Miguel O'Hara

- This guy... has some long ass toenails. Type of toenails that poke you at night in bed, and tear holes in his socks.

It's maybe somewhat related to the claw thing he's got going on? Has a lot stronger and faster-growing nails than the average person... but the real problem here is that he's TERRIBLE about clipping them. Claims it doesn't bother him even remotely and that you're the one overreacting when you ask him to... but hardly anything gets through to him about it. You probably even offer to do it for him one day, thinking the offer of a foot massage would sway his thinking and that it'd actually work... but he fought you on that just as easy...!!!

...which is how you came to the conclusion that you have a man who'll even argue w/ you over toenails. Petty boy.

- Miguel is also tired 24/7. AND yeah, it's pretty hard to be un-sympathetic towards that, but he's tired in the... I'm-gonna-prioritize-this-one-last-email-over-saying-goodnight-to-you way. Which gets real irritating when you're asking him to help you out w/ anything, like cleaning up or answering a question or JUST HAVING A DAMN CONVERSATION W/ YOU and he's using "I'm tired" as an excuse when his response is shitty or distracted.

Like one of those stupid guys whose always squinting at their damn iPad when you ask what he wants for dinner... which is ironic given that he'll get snippy at you for not giving him your full, entire attention whenever he wants it. Type of man to start picking imaginary lint off your head when you're simply trying to finish up a text before engaging him so that you aren't distracted.

- Odd about Lyla. Not that he loves her or anything, but she'll like pop up to give him updates about whatever even if you're MID-MAKEOUT session and he won't change that setting. Pulling away from your lips all pouty and squinty only to glare at his watch for thirty seconds before trying to go right back into kissing you.

No. No sir.

(Lyla will also always say something to or-but-usually-and about you, which... Okay, she's an AI and doesn't Get It... but it's still weird because it feels like someone you don't know just walked into the room.)

- Picks his nose when he's too busy to find a tissue, and forgets to sanitize his hands after. Denies this when you tell him.. but you've witnessed this multiple times (he's weirdly kind of whiney for a dude and lazy for a workaholic LOL).

Hobie Brown

You spend hours convincing Katsuki that it's gonna be okay, nothing is gonna happen to baby, it's fine.

Then baby cries as soon as you both go to leave and Katsuki breaks hard.

He spends the day parked outside the kindergarten some days making sure his baby is okay 😭

You know how sometimes the parent has to stay for a little bit once class time actually starts just because the kid won't calm down? There's Kat with your weepy baby in his lap during opening ceremony, see; days of the week song and counting to ten, red faced n trying to hold back his own tears LMFAO because he honestly doesn't want to leave either.

(You ask him about it later, and he's defending himself with: what if something goes wrong? They don't like the lunch that's provided, or trip and fall in the unfamiliar hallways? Or god forbid, the teacher's an asshole and takes it out on the students???

Not that he hadn't already went overboard when you were looking at schools, vetting the program and reaching out to all the teachers to make sure they were exactly what he was looking for before even thinking about enrolling baby)

It's only when activity time actually starts that baby finally, finally pulls away from him when some kids ask yours to play with them, giving dad one last hug before shyly joining their circle and picking up a block.

AND there Bakugo is, crying on the way to the car and then low? high? key sobbing once you're in because your kid chose some "lil extras" to play with instead of continuing to cling onto him, which you have to remind him is actually a good thing, that other kids wanted to play with your child LMFAO.

I was gonna say that only god's strongest soldiers can last with Missus Mei Mei... but I am one of god's weakest and I want her so badly after writing this....

So, to begin (and hopefully for you to enjoy!):

-Free use. Being with Mei Mei isn't a transaction. Nothing she gives or does to you is meant to make you feel like you owe her anything. BUT... I think she does expect a level of give and take between the two of you which opens the door for her to be able to use you for anything at any time.

And she's not, you know, gonna fuck you in the middle of an online meeting, but... she gets home from work and wants your pussy on her face? You're gonna put your pussy on her face. She's getting ready for bed and needs her tits sucked? You're gonna suck her tits.