#slutch

Slutch is a gross nasty bog man who drinks pond scum and constantly smells like decay. His hobbies include; biting you(venomous), eating weird shit off the ground, and digging through the sludge in search of treasures(debatable)

He is always covered in mud and sticks and weeds and has never taken a bath in his entire life, you can't make him, he will fight back and he will win (he's slippery cuz of all the swamp gunk)

He has a colony of mushrooms on his back that regrow no matter how many times they're harvested. They are extremely hallucinogenic and would probably kill you if eaten raw, cooked they are still hallucinogenic but also have a lot of magical properties that Tide finds useful. Also they glow in the dark? So that's cool

Everyone is pretty sure his name isn't actually Slutch but that's what they've always called him. He doesn't seem to mind

He is one of my favorite dragons of all time. Someday I want to make a little figurine of him to have on my desk

alllllll I always know you got me

- question mark on the canon detail one because there. are no canon details. except there are To Me

- there is one singular person to blame for this ship and it is @silverstreams