#slimeways

I’ve seen so many things like this (i can hardly call them jokes anymore because a lot of people adopt it as their identity like incel) that amount to “I must have discovered some kind of secret mental plane because I’m kind of sad and like soundcloud rap. I want to return to the glorious nonexistent trad life days fed to me by racists but I dont know the first thing about agriculture, dont take care of myself and sleep for 12 hours a day!” and I go aaahhh!!!!!!!!!!

her big sister offered to give her some of her old pageant ribbons

it’s my... dark past

😔 he really is so cute its infuriating 

especially since the first instance of this is in the fruity rumpus asshole factory, which dave is there for

this girl

You’re right but he makes hilarious facial expressions so I can’t help it

you’re absolutely 100% right and you should say it